Chapter 685 Political Correctness and Humanitarianism
The Savior's Management Office is a special functional department hidden in the shadow of the world with the basic purpose and priority of maintaining world peace.
Since the War of the Century in 1999, the "Savior Project" has erased the memories of "superheroes" from all people in the world, and the new heroes call themselves "saviors" and accept unified arrangements and management, and under the premise of not being noticed by ordinary humans, they start a battle against evil villains and any enemies that may exist in this world and endanger the world itself.
Of course, no matter how cautious you are, when a fierce battle is going on, it will often affect the bustling city or innocent people, and in this case, the subordinate department of the management office called the "Aftermath Disposal Section" comes in handy.
And as the protagonist of this story, he also has the same code name of "protagonist", a young man named Yi Cheng is the head of the aftermath treatment section of the Imperial Capital Savior Management Office.
At the same time, he is also the Savior's Administrator...... No, it should be said, the most special person among all the saviors in the world.
"That's it for the recap! Let's deal with these scrap copper and rotten iron first! ”
With a loud bang, Yi Cheng, who was maintaining the standard posture of the new house at a forty-five-degree angle, in order to look higher in front of the non-existent memory killing camera, was taken aback.
"Dragoons! Be careful! Damaged the overpass, this part of the aftermath of the disposal funds will be deducted from your salary! ”
"Huh? People are in line with the principle of minimizing losses to come to the scene for the first time to help, you not only don't appreciate it, but also want to touch porcelain! ”
The hovering single-tailed girl "Dragoon" swooped down to the ground, and then violently trampled on the bridge deck with a small cool drag.
"Look! This bridge is obviously very strong! Even if it collapses later, it has nothing to do with others! ”
"Click......"
“……”
Yi Cheng lowered his head, looked at the bridge that had begun to crack with a blank face, then glanced up at the dragoon, and began to take out a small notebook to write down.
"Field saviors 'Dragoons, unprovoked destruction of utilities after the battle...... 3 points will be deducted and a fine of 200 yuan will be imposed. ”
"Huh?! It's too much to deduct 3 points like this! ”
Quietly went around to the back of Yi Cheng and crossed his shoulder, and when he saw such a record, the dragoons were in a hurry.
"People's field scores this month have already been deducted!"
"That's because you didn't strictly follow the savior's governing statute every time, and you always wantonly sabotage!"
"That's no way, who makes people's abilities look like this......"
“…… Isn't that just right? Let me see...... You still have 1 point left this month, otherwise I will deduct this 1 point and send you back to the furnace to rebuild and practice extraordinary abilities? ”
“…… Hum! ”
The girl made a face at Yi Cheng angrily, and then flew into the sky with a swish.
"Today's original fat time is gone! Badass Protagonist! ”
“…… Say it as if I really want to. ”
crossed out the record on the notebook casually, and looked at the bridge that was cracked by the car that had just fallen from the sky, Yi Cheng reluctantly connected the communicator.
"Hey, this is the protagonist, how is the aftermath handled so far?"
"The traffic police department has been ordered to close the entire viaduct on the grounds of investigating drunk driving, and amnestics and rewriting work are underway."
From the communicator, another girl's voice came slowly.
"In addition, the control of public opinion has already begun, and this time the theme is 'Erhuan Thirteen Lang'."
"I think I used something like this last time, right?"
"Really? Wait a minute......"
After a moment's pause, the other side gave a definite reply.
"Okay, I have been notified, and it is confirmed that the theme of the new public opinion is 'Thirteen Sisters of the Second Ring'."
Isn't this a change that is completely devoid of the slightest sincerity?
Resisted the desire to complain, and then, the companion in charge of the other side also gave back the news.
"The damage control team has already entered, and this time it will also be repaired based on the scene of a major car accident?"
"No, no, no...... There was no damage to the vehicle this time, so ......"
Glancing at the cracks in the bridge deck and the exposed steel structure inside, Yi Cheng drew a cross on his chest and observed three seconds of silence for some people.
"Just use the model of the tofu slag project last time."
"Roger."
After about half a minute, a dense crowd poured onto the overpass.
These are the regular formations of the Aftercare Section called the "Damage Control Class" - what appears to be a humanoid is actually a mass-produced clone, and it is not personally conscious but is uniformly operated through a program, and the black suit and black sunglasses are dressed only to make the setting look more coooooool.
"Ah, yes, Bai Ze."
Watching the damage control team quickly take over the scene and repair and rectify the bridge deck, Yi Cheng suddenly remembered something and called his assistant in the communicator.
"The last time I reported to the logistics, did the application for replacing the standard black-clothed man in the damage control class with a short-haired, flat-chested discharge girl passed?"
"Dismissed."
"Huh? Isn't the application report very reasonable, and it should be approved in the style of that woman? ”
"It was Director Red Tutor who rejected the application."
To this, the woman codenamed "Bai Ze" replied quite simply.
"Why? Isn't it because the 20,000 numbers are killed together and the evil villain may evolve into LV6? ”
"Nope."
This time, it was another subordinate codenamed "Hourglass" who answered Yi Cheng.
Mentor Red said...... The safety pants in the design drawings are a huge obstacle to the progress of human society and are therefore rejected. ”
“……”
As a result, Yi Cheng, who was completely defeated, could probably only vent his grievances on the three cars that had been gathered together by the field saviors.
Although the times are different, it is not uncommon for modern industrial products to mutate due to long use time and for such and such reasons, and to produce human-like wisdom - commonly known as "Chengjing", and today's three vehicles have escaped from the scrapped car processing plant and caused considerable confusion and panic.
"Therefore, according to the regulations on the management of mutant organisms and the basic principle of non-refinement, the three of you are now dealt with as follows."
The expressionless face, coupled with the cold expression, made the three mutated cars who thought they could escape the fate of being destroyed suddenly cry.
"Mama...... I don't want to die! ”
"Hah...... Hahaha...... After all, it will become scrap metal and recycled? Fear of death is not Santana! ”
"Wuling Hongguang will never be defeated! Long live Akinayama! ”
“……”
For this kind of guy who has just mutated/become a sperm and doesn't understand the rules at all, Yi Cheng obviously doesn't have the patience to explain more to them.
"Take Soul Breaker, take it - Crystal, you go with her, in case she can't find her way back."
"Okay."
The quiet crystal nodded slightly, and then used the organic plastic sprayed from the device on his arm to pack the three cars that looked like they were at home, and under the leadership of the soul breaker, they directly entered the 2.5 dimensional space of the inner world.
According to the aftermath regulations, although this kind of social harm has been caused, it has no intention of harming society, and the newly born humanoid consciousness of higher intelligent individuals will first be sent to the labor re-education center on the far side of the moon, and then the higher intelligent life on other planets that have reached an extradition agreement with the saviors will be led back to the most suitable peaceful planet according to their body structure and composition, and after education and transformation, they will become a member of the common life.
Well, it's troublesome, but it's also an inevitable disposition based on political correctness and humanitarianism, isn't it?