9. Chapter 9 Lao Tzu's name is Brother Yu
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Su Yu dared to swear that he had never done such a stimulating massage in his life, and his heart almost jumped to his throat.
The girl in white gave Su Yu an ambiguous massage, and then took off Su Yu's shirt, followed by outer pants and underwear.
"Handsome guy, do you want to use ice?" The girl in white asked suddenly.
"it, ice ...... Could it be the two heavens of ice and fire? Su Yu's heart was refreshed, and he nodded again and again.
The woman in white smiled charmingly, leaned over to the bedside table, shook the big persimmon on Su Yu's face, and then picked up a cup of ice cubes and held a few pieces of ice.
Seeing the woman in white holding an ice cube in her mouth and slowly moving above her lower abdomen, Su Yu felt that her breathing had frozen.
"Bang bang bang...... Those inside, come out at once! ”
At that moment, there was a loud knock at the door, and then the door was violently kicked open, and five policemen rushed in, led by a female policeman.
"Damn, it won't be so unlucky, it's the first time for Lao Tzu, and he hasn't done anything." Su Yu shouted that he was wronged, but it was useless, the policewoman had already roughly handled Su Yu, pushed him out of the bathing center, and put him in the police car.
Xiangyang Road Police Station, in the interrogation room, there was a female police officer sitting in front of Su Yu, that is, the female police officer who escorted Su Yu to the car.
To be honest, this female police officer is not bad-looking, with delicate facial features, delicate eyebrows, straight nose, and delicate lips.
"Bang!"
"Say, how many times have you been there!" The beautiful police officer slammed the table and yelled.
"It's really my first time!" Su Yu said with a sad face.
"Hmph, that's what the prostitute said just now, that's good!" The beautiful police officer nodded heavily, wrote down her confession, and then continued to ask, "What did you do inside?" ”
"I didn't do anything but massage." Su Yu explained truthfully.
"Boy, you're very skilled, you answer exactly the same as those old prostitutes, it's good!" The last two words, the beautiful police officer even accentuated the pronunciation.
Su Yu looked confused, he didn't succeed at all, why did he become an old prostitute.
"According to the public security management regulations, all prostitutes will be detained for fifteen days, what do you have to say?" The beautiful police officer said selflessly.
Su Yu almost didn't cry, he hadn't been in prison since he was so big, and legend has it that the cell was full of perverts who liked to explode chrysanthemums, and if they went in by themselves, the chrysanthemums were not guaranteed.
Thinking of this, Su Yu hurriedly begged for mercy: "Sister policeman, can you let me go once, I am really a ghost for a while, I didn't mean to." ”
"That's what every man says, I don't care if you mean it or not, everyone gets the stolen goods, you are in this cell today! Escort me away! The beautiful police officer slapped the table and made the final decision.
Soon Su Yu was escorted into the iron cage of the police station, and there were several middle-aged men squatting with him, and these middle-aged men smiled and surrounded him.
Seeing their oozing smiles, Su Yu was so frightened that he stood up against the wall, and said in a panic: "You guys, what do you want to do?" ”
A bare-armed man with a tiger's head and a tiger's back walked up to him, stretched out his hand and patted Su Yu's shoulder and said, "Boy, don't be nervous, we know that you were arrested." But I didn't expect it, the content you explained to us is actually similar, boy, you are very promising. ”
"Big ...... Big brother, what do you mean! Su Yu's voice trembled slightly, after all, the bare-chested strong man in front of him was covered in tattoos, and at first glance he was a social brother.
"Hey, hey, it's nothing, everyone came in from prostitution, and they know each other. Come on, smoke a cigarette! So saying, the bare-chested man pulled out a cigarette from his crotch.
Su Yu took the cigarette and looked at it, there was no brand on it, it seemed to be made by himself, and in front of the tobacco, there was a little white powder, and he knew that it was not a good thing at a glance. Looking at the middle-aged men around him, he looked at his eyes as if he was looking at a little sheep waiting to be slaughtered.
Where has Su Yu seen such a scene, his hands shook in fright, and he said in a panic; "Big ...... Big brother, you shouldn't be a smoke for me, right? ”
“tmd!” The bare-armed man looked at his head, stretched out his hand and grabbed Su Yu's neckline, and then said viciously: "Boy, I advise you to smoke this cigarette, so as not to suffer in the next life." ”
"Big brother, don't, my chrysanthemums are full of. And I have eaten a lot of chili peppers in the past two days, and I have diarrhea every day! Su Yu hurriedly begged for mercy.
"I'm going to be paralyzed, I can't pump it!" The bare-shouldered man's eyes widened, and he grabbed Su Yu's shoulder, his strength was extremely great, and he pinched it hard. With this pinch, the bare-shouldered man smiled even more evilly: "Boy, I didn't expect that your skin is quite smooth!" ”
Su Yu was stunned, he could see that the green tendons on the hands of this shirtless man were beating violently, and he used a lot of strength, but he didn't hurt at all, and it felt like the big in white massaging himself.
"By the way, when Lao Tzu was promoted to the silver rank, all attributes were +5, these social brothers can't beat them, add a fart attribute."
Thinking of this, Su Yu suddenly got up again, drained the hand of the bare-chested man, and said extremely arrogantly: "Wait a minute, Lao Tzu will tell you something, my name is Brother Yu, I used to fight ten on the road, just now I was just teasing you, my acting skills are okay." ”
"Huh? Boy, what do you say? The bare-chested man's eyes widened at once, like a tiger, he almost wanted to eat people.
"Paralyzed, Lao Tzu said you, what's wrong?" Su Yu roared angrily, pinched the cigarette and pressed it the chest of the shirtless man.
This press is almost like a strong adamantium finger, and when you press it into a blood hole, blood will flow out.
"Ah...... Lao Tzu's Mimi! The bare-chested man screamed, clutched his chest and staggered back three or four steps.
"Why are you still stunned, catch this kid for me, I'm going to explode his chrysanthemum a hundred times!" The bare-chested man yelled.
The social brothers next to him also took action, and surrounded them like wolves, wanting to subdue Su Yu.
But Su Yu knew that his strength was extraordinary, and he threw his fists all the way around, and almost all of these people were blasted out by him.
In less than a minute, this group of social brothers were all lying on the ground, ouch and screaming.
The policeman guarding the door came in and was stunned, he knew what kind of virtue this group of social brothers was, and eight out of ten prisoners who usually came in were going to be burst by them, but they all lay down today.
"What happened?" The police approached and questioned.
The bare-chested man on the ground hurriedly shook his head and said, "It's okay, everyone has a bad stomach." ”
"It's okay, Tiger Head, I'll tell you, don't make trouble." The warden warned.
"Yes, yes, Brother Biao, don't worry." The bare-chested man hurriedly nodded in cringe.
As soon as the guards left, a foot was raised in the hand of the bare-chested man, which was exactly what Su Yu stepped on the tiger's hand.
As soon as the guards left, Su Yu squatted down, stretched out his hand and slapped the tiger's head twice, and said proudly: "Remember, Lao Tzu's name is Brother Yu, you let me meet you again in the future, and I will use a mop to explode your chrysanthemum." ”
When the tiger head heard this, the chrysanthemum trembled, and nodded desperately in fright.
"Click, dang!"
There was a sudden sound of unlocking outside the door, and it was the beautiful police officer who walked in, and she was slightly surprised to see that all the people in the cell were lying on their stomachs, but she still knocked on the iron door with a baton, and said to Su Yu: "Su Yu, someone is coming to bail you, you come out." ”