0881: [Kobe Bryant likes to rebel]

Entertainment gossip fans are now exploring the question, what exactly happened that night?

Some people think of things that are very boundless, such as the plot of a group of people having a woodpecker.

But many more people thought that night must have been a party of intrigue, competition for charm, and possibly even a big fight.

When these discussions come like snowflakes, and form violent snowdrifts on the Internet and TV stations.

Frankly, the puppy was a little out of breath and uneasy.

This is in line with the psychology of every bear child who gets into trouble, and he begins to worry about receiving a call from China or Los Angeles. What he couldn't predict was Daphne and his father's position.

He was worried about the old-fashioned physicist's mindset, as if he had fallen into a demonic obstacle, thinking that he was a GAY, and it was impossible to give her daughter the surname Blessing and Happiness.

And before the first game of the finals, the puppy finally saw the news of the physicist on TV, and the physicist who was chased into the campus by the reporter looked depressed: "I'm also waiting for your investigation report, understand?" I've been following the news for the past two days, and it's not even making it easy for me to calm down and study. I want you to provide conclusive evidence of Snoopy's affair with these duchess girls, not these speculative conjectures, which are so uninteresting, even less interesting than the Goldbach conjecture. ”

In any case, the little duke was very depressed.

The physicist apparently wanted to verify his identity before marrying his daughter.

This sounds a bit ridiculous, if it weren't for so many years in the United States, his three views would have been ruined.

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Oklahoma is menacing, and all three of the Thunder's young masters have expressed their fanatical pursuit of a championship before arriving in Chicago. Westbrook even went so far as to say in front of the media: "I'm not going to care about my classmates anymore." I told Snoopy a long time ago that he didn't want to fight for what I wanted! ”

There is an inexplicable sense of time and space confusion in this sentence.

If it had been before the 2008 draft, he would have had no problem saying that.

In fact, before the All-Star break of the first season, he still had the qualifications to say it.

But now, times have changed, and the vicissitudes of life have changed. Young Master Wei would undoubtedly be a bit deliberately funny when he said this kind of thing again.

Interestingly, Tracy Maddie finally reappeared in TNT's studio after disappearing for three days.

The reason is simple: TNT has signed him a contract with a new show, and he will host a new basketball analysis show on TNT for the next two years. That sounds great, but it's a very rare thing for a professional player to get a job as a commentator or other presenter on a TV station after retiring.

So, he happily fulfilled his bet. He handed Charles Barkley an envelope in front of a worldwide audience. Then, at the instigation of everyone, he reluctantly completed a dragonfly kiss with a donkey named Kenny.

Interestingly, Kenny is very fond of Tracy, and when Tracy leans over and gets up with a quick kiss, Kenny stretches out his donkey's tongue and licks Tracy's crotch in public.

This scene made the studio instantly out of control.

Whether it was Charles Barkley, or Shackle O'Neal, or Kenny Smith, almost every one of them fell out of their chairs and pounded the floor and laughed.

The audience in front of the TV was even more laughing, and no one was not amused by this scene.

It's amazing and efficient.

It's a bit like driving, but the good thing is that people just click and stop, and don't think deeply about it. After all, who would believe that a female donkey would take an interest in Tracy? It's like... Who would have believed what Tracy Maddy said about the night Snoopy and the eight duchesses.

It's all against the norm!

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The Oklahoma City Thunder vs. Chicago Bulls game officially kicked off at 7:30 a.m. Eastern Time.

From the very beginning of the game, there was a strong desire on both sides.

As soon as the game began, Derrick Rose, who had returned from injury, received a pass from Snoopy and rushed into the paint area to complete the violent dunk that announced the return of the king.

It was a full house.

Kevin Durant then hit a three-pointer from beyond the three-point line and returned the favor.

Next, Snoopy went deep into the paint, easily teasing Perkins' defense and finishing off with a backhand blue.

Westbrook used a zombie jumper to complete the 2-point campaign.

Lore Deng received a pass from Snoopy and scored a backhand layup.

Kevin Durant makes a jumper.

At the beginning of the game, the two sides played evenly. Interestingly, however, the Bulls are more inclined to score in the paint, while the Thunder rely more on outside jumpers.

In the ninth minute, the Bulls replaced Carlos Boozer and Derrick Rose and replaced TyGibson and Jimmy Butler into hand-to-hand mode. The Thunder's offense was immediately curbed to a certain extent, and while Kevin Durant still had a high-intensity kill, the margin widened over time.

At the end of the first quarter, the Bulls led by five points, 32:27.

Less than 1 minute after the start of the second quarter.

Perkins fell to the ground during a normal scramble for a rebound, and a minute later, he was stretchered off the court.

Slow-motion replays showed that he not only twisted his ankle when he landed, but his huge body was also likely to hurt his knee.

That's why the Thunder team medic had to use a stretcher.

With Perkins left injured.

The balance of victory and defeat in the Finals was completely tilted in favor of the Chicago Bulls.

"Chicago have an advantage on the inside, and with the Thunder's defensive big man Perkins leaving injured, the Bulls' advantage is even more obvious. Although Kevin Durant and Westbrook have fierce offensive firepower, they can all be called superstars. ”

"But the Bulls have never been afraid of superstars. Let's see how James and Wade got submitted. ”

Kenny Smith is now a full-fledged Duke fan.

However, even the disgruntled Tracy Madie could not refute his arguments. He's learned a lesson in Miami, and he knows he's just waiting for him to disagree and then make another bet with himself.

McGrady wasn't fooled.

He didn't lean into that at all, and the thing he kept muttering about was the Duke of Miami Lady. He always preached that Snoopy was a man with no work ethic and a big carrot, and he had scooped Hollywood and ruined the goddess dream of North American men...... He is the disgrace and public enemy of all men,

God knows why Tracy ended up on the path of no return as a male power fighter.

Maybe it's Kenny the donkey licking his crotch.

The second half of the live session almost turned into a personal discussion session for Duke Snoopy. Charles and Kenny think Snoopy is pure and a good player who loves his job. Shaq and Tracy think Snoopy is a bastard, a demon who hangs around Hollywood every day.

The two sides argued fiercely, and neither could convince anyone.

And the audience was still listening attentively, even though the game had entered a one-sided abuse, the ratings did not drop much. If you throw away the part of Oklahoma, it is even rising.

Kevin Durant works very hard, and Westbrook works hard.

But when they're all going all out, the Thunder are separated. They didn't form an effective whole, Young Master Wei always tried to storm inside, while Kevin Durant wanted to throw a few more while his hands were hot.

Both are invisible terminators with the ball in their hands.

And they faced the Chicago Bulls, who were the most united in the league and had the most evenly distributed firepower.

So, what else can there be in the suspense of the game?

Carlos Boozer has been actively preparing for his post-game speech on the bench since the third quarter, and he is wondering what kind of sentence can perfectly set off the greatness of the little duke, and at the same time disparage the opponent for nothing?

"Why didn't David Stern just give Snoopy the championship trophy and the MVP trophy?"

Even Vanessa, who was sitting in front of the TV, saw the situation clearly, and he asked Kobe Bryant.

Black Mamba pursed his eyebrows, and he said, "How do I feel that Snoopy wants to give up the Finals MVP to Derrick Rose?" He created offensive opportunities for Rose at every opportunity, and Rose had already dunked five baskets tonight. And the individual score is about to reach 30 points. ”

Vanessa's eyebrows raised, and she suddenly had an idea: "I finally understand why you are trying so hard to recruit Snoopy." ”

Well?

The Black Mamba furrowed.

Then he realized the meaning of Vanessa's words.

He immediately turned around and pressed Vanessa into the sofa: "Are you sarcastic about me?" ”

Vanessa, a Mexican girl, clearly enjoyed the rough treatment, and she struggled and shouted, "yes, you just want to win more MVPs, you just want Snoopy to help you achieve your dream of surpassing O'Neal... You man who only knows how to rely on others..."

She screamed and writhed, her curly black hair lapping the black mamba's cheeks and neck.

It's really unique.

The Black Mamba likes this tone of defiance, even though he once paid a $5 million private settlement for it.

But... This is my legal wife.

Bryant didn't want to care about Snoopy on TV anymore, he even wanted to read a classic line: Your name! You're called! Even if you cut your throat, no one will come to save you...... Well, he's familiar.

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When the final whistle called, the score of 128:101 was cruel and realistic in front of the Thunder.

This is a fact that they have to accept.

They were taught.

"Kevin Durant is right, the playoffs are really not the regular season, and the Finals are not ordinary playoffs." When Carlos Boozer faced reporters, he finally prepared his speech, and he said eloquently: "Now, I think he should understand how big the gap between the Thunder and the Bulls is." It should also be understood why even though he scored 33 points, he still couldn't catch up with Duke Snoopy, who only scored 11 points. ”

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