"Dong, what size should I buy my third brother's clothes?"

"What?" Dong Fangzhuo thought he had heard it wrong, what the hell did Balotelli ask him?

"Don't you only have one younger brother, how can you have a third brother, and how tall and old your brother is, I don't understand......"

"Dong, I'm talking about doppelgangers......"

"That," Dong Fangzhuo's face was obviously embarrassed, is this going to open a house with her sister and buy a set?

Dong Fangzhuo has seen his size, but it is a little smaller and shorter than his own.

"Ahem,"

"You buy both large and extra-large sizes, isn't this insurance?"

"Well, that's a great piece of advice, great, so do it." Balotelli immediately hung up the phone, just now on the road, he has been struggling with which size of the set he should buy, after all, the first time is always inexperienced, this is not hurry up to call Dong Fangzhuo, Dong Fangzhuo said in a word, buy a few more sizes of trial.

Today is his big day, more important than playing the Milan derby. He really found a black girl on the Internet, the black girl is several years older than him, and he also met on Facebook, and she is still an Inter Milan fan.

The black girl left a message on the Internet a few days ago, wanting to make friends with him, and then Balotelli started chatting with her, and then the black girl said that if Balotelli can score or assist in the Milan derby, then she will go to open a room with him......

At this moment, Balotelli was naturally full of motivation, and he gave Dong Fangzhuo an assist in the Milan derby. Now, it's time for him to reap the fruits.

It's just the first time he did this, he didn't have any experience, and he had to ask Dong Fangzhuo to even buy a set, just like a kindergarten child.

Beep

Beep

Beep

The car still didn't go, the road was still jammed, there was no sign of movement at all, and seeing that the time for the appointment was getting closer and closer, he was even more anxious.

Looking at the tightly blocked cars on the street, Balotelli had an idea, and directly turned off the engine and pulled out the key, damn it, stop driving!

Whew-

This guy actually ran down the street, the car can be wanted, the fine can be paid, but they must not miss the date time!

So, his speed gradually increased, like running in circles in the training ground, anyway, tonight was only about 30 minutes, and the energy in his body was huge.

He also ran to the hotel he had agreed before, and finally slowed down, and did not immediately enter the hotel, but walked around, and finally bought what he needed at a nearby vending machine. At first, he only bought two, but after walking a few steps, he slapped his head and scolded himself for being stupid.

Is one enough? Definitely not.

So he turned around and walked back, and directly pressed ten each, anyway, tomorrow is a holiday, he can play for a day, play for a day, according to the rhythm of an hour, ten is barely enough.

That's what he thought, and then, he took out a hat from the back of his butt pocket and put it on his head, and pressed it very low, this guy is not stupid enough to do bad things......

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After 40 minutes......

Dong Fangzhuo's mobile phone rang, and it was Balotelli calling.

"What's wrong again?" ，

It's only been less than an hour, and it stands to reason that Balotelli bought a set, and then it would take at least an hour to go to the hotel, so why did he call him again?

"Woo,"

Balotelli actually sobbed on the other end of the phone.

"What's the matter, you said."

There was no movement for a long time, after all, no one understands Balotelli's world, since the phone has not hung up, Dong Fangzhuo will wait patiently, anyway, Balotelli will definitely say it in a while.

On the phone, there seemed to be a faint sound of sobbing.

"Fack,"

"I'm so useless! Alas, I actually, I actually ......" Balotelli stopped talking.

"This ...... Have you only been playing for 10 minutes? The first time, most people are always uncontrollable, they will be faster, there is no problem. Dong Fangzhuo comforted.

"No, it's not." Balotelli still seemed ashamed to speak, and after a long time, he hesitated and said, "I didn't even put it in, and I was too excited to shoot directly." ”

"Grass!" Dong Fangzhuo subconsciously shouted, it's useless, it's over if you don't do it? How devastating is that......

Good poor Balotelli, this is definitely a big shadow, although this reaction is also within the normal range, but it will be more or less stressful for the first time, but it's not a big problem, in a few minutes, wouldn't it be another time? Balotelli has such a strong vitality, can't the third brother still be good?

Then Dong Fangzhuo hurriedly asked.

"And what about the second time? Don't tell me it won't work a second time? He was still a little worried, if this was the case, how boring Balotelli's life should be, but judging from his previous life, Balotelli's guy who used his mobile phone every day to ask his sister to open a room would definitely not be in the situation he was worried about.

"There was no second time, and she was a little unhappy to leave." Balotelli on the other end of the line lowered his head in frustration, as if he had done something rather unsuccessful.

"Why?"

"No, knowing that you are the first time, it is impossible for you to be so sad."

"I don't know, there won't be any more anyway."

"Are you being lied to? How did you hook up with that girl? Dong Fangzhuo inexplicably gave birth to a trace of vigilance, and his intuition told him that Balotelli was very likely to be deceived, and not really went to open a room with someone.

"How is that possible?"

"What did she lie to me for?" Balotelli couldn't figure out what the connection between opening a room and being cheated was, just opening a room, "I'm so depressed, I have to hang up......"

"This kid ......"

Balotelli was half-lying on the chair, looking at the ceiling with grunting eyes, but his mind was still the picture of the black girl in sexy lingerie just now, and his left hand couldn't help but be between his thighs, rubbing it gently, but the rhythm was getting faster and faster......

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The next day, the newspaper of "Milan Sport" was selling like crazy, and people couldn't help but stop and buy a freshly baked "Milan Sport" when they walked past the newsstand, and the Milan derby naturally occupied the front page, but the news of Balotelli occupied the second page, which was already quite a good treatment.

There is not only a text description of Chiguoguo, but also a photo of Balotelli.

"The Inter rookie didn't know anything about sex, he just took off his clothes, and then he surrendered, which was almost faster than he could run on the field, and I was going to give him a......"

"Oh God, I spent a week talking to him, and I was so disappointed that this was the result......"

"I thought he was a big man, at least not at 18 years old, and then I waited a long time, with my hands, with my mouth, and even with my feet, I tried everything I could to help him, but he still couldn't get up......"

In this version, Balotelli is said to be so unbearable.

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You can imagine how the people of Milan would react when they saw these exciting contents, both men and women, there was something to talk about in an instant, and the Milan derby was completely forgotten by them.

"Haha, this idiot, it's so funny."

"It's a shame to see that he's so strong, it's a shame that he's so useless......"

"Tsk, it's pretty big, it's a pity, if it's ......"

"But men are like that for the first time, it's not strange, if I want to train ......" Some young women who read the report couldn't help but stick out their tongues and lick them, looking at the photos of Ba Shen who was red on the upper body and only wearing tight pants in the second half.

Overnight, Ba Shen became the hottest player in Milan City, and even Dong Fangzhuo's limelight was suppressed, but not because of football, but because of the opening of the house.

At this time, he had just come out of the hotel and walked out into the street, and he didn't notice the strange looks of others at all, and some even laughed out loud, laughing at Balotelli unscrupulously.

Although he was on holiday, Dong Fangzhuo still came to the training ground early, and when he finished training and drove to the supermarket to buy daily necessities, he finally saw the news of Balotelli.

"?"

"Really framed?"

Dong Fangzhuo grabbed the "Milan Sports Newspaper" in the supermarket and read it carefully, just after reading a few lines of text, he could determine that Balotelli was indeed a trick, and the girl who opened a room with him completely set a trap to frame Balotelli, what was the purpose of doing this? For fame and fortune, of course.

Getting involved with Balotelli means that you can become famous, and selling the news to "Milan Sport" can at least make a small profit. Thinking of this, Dong Fangzhuo couldn't help but shudder, fortunately, no woman dared to hit him like this, of course, he would not be stupid enough to take the bait as easily as Balotelli.

casually chatted with a woman I didn't know on my mobile phone for a few days, and I dared to open a room with someone, who would die if Balotelli didn't die?

That is, bullying Balotelli is young and ignorant, why are people now so insidious?

What does the woman want to do next? Dong Fangzhuo thought about it with his heels, he must have talked to Balotelli, and then threatened Balotelli with photos and the like to make Balotelli pay the ransom, right? After all, these photos are faint, but they are not exciting enough......

According to the tactics of the scammers, they only throw out some salty and non-salty news to attract attention first, and then they will make bigger moves......

Balotelli is really in big trouble this time......