Rather than the introverted and shy No. 1 pick Derrick Rose, reporters prefer to interview Joy Dorsey, the main center at the University of Memphis.

Because Joy Dorsey is a man who grows muscles into his brain, he is very genuine, and he often makes more fiery remarks off the court than on the field.

Last year, for example, he was picked up by the damn reporters at ESPN. Blatantly stated: "Greg Auden is overrated. Now all the newspaper pages are about him, saying that he is a combination of Bill Russell and Wilt Chamberlain, and that he is the rich man's version of Mutombo. It's ridiculous, and I'll wait and see, I'll let him show his true form, he'll shiver in front of my muscles, and watch me grab 20 rebounds from the top of his head. ”

Greg Oden then led Ohio State to an easy slaughter of Memphis in the division finals, and poor Joy Dorsey left the court with three rebounds and four fouls without scoring a point.

Subsequently, Greg Oden deservedly became the champion of '07. And he... He became one of the villains in Auden's countless legends.

So far this season, Joy Dorsey has kept his mouth shut under the control of head coach Calipari.

But when Charles Barkley walked into the USC arena to interview the University of Memphis players who were warming up there, Joy Dorsey suddenly felt like he had something to say...... After all, this is the predecessor of the big mouth world.

So, when Charles asked, "What do you think of UCLA's Snoopy, who is now known as the poor man's version of Joey Dorsey, who has a very eye-catching performance in rebounding and blocking." ”

Joyy Dorsey shrugged his shoulders as he raised an eyebrow at the camera: "You know, Chinese are always good at making things that look like the real thing, but it feels extremely bad to actually use." ”

"Of course the same is true of that guy named Snoopy, he just looks very good."

Charles hurriedly said: "However, he has successively killed Tygibson, Michael Beasley, and the Lopez brothers, who have NBA strength, and even Beasley is still the top pick." ”

"It's not unusual at all. If it were me, I would only do better than him. The forces of Tygibson and Michael Beasley are too much to look at, and the López brothers are likely to have emigrated from Antarctica, and they are clumsy enough to call emperor penguins brothers. ”

"Wait and see! On Tuesday afternoon, I'll hang him with my own hands at Stamps, and I'll show him what American Power is. ”

Joey Dorsey flexes off his biceps in front of the camera and said in an exaggerated tone, "Power!! ”

Looking at Joy Dorsey, who was posturing on TV, Leon Bob was very apologetic: "Not all Baltimoreans are as rude as he is, and I have to apologize to you." ”

"You think too much Leon, I won't anger the Baltimoreans because of him, territorial attacks are one of the two stupidest arrogances in the world." Dugg smiled, and it seemed that he didn't take Joey Dorsey's words to heart. "I thought he was talking about functions. Power represents a power value in a function. ”

Leon Bob doesn't understand functions, but he understands the puppy's body, and he clearly sees that his body muscles are subconsciously tense, which is a sign of emotional out-of-control stress.

However, his expression was well hidden. And, even in such angry situations, I still know how to take care of other people's emotions.

"Snoopy, your flexibility and coordination have been much better lately than before, have you done any special training in the dormitory?" Bob changed the subject.

The puppy shook his head, and he said, "I haven't done much training. But I found that when my heart was pounding, my body was a little bit more flexible, was there any scientific basis for that? ”

"Nope." Bob said sternly, "This may be your hallucination." ”

But the puppy doesn't think so.

He felt it especially in the game against Stanford. At that time, the López brothers provoked him, his emotions were high, his blood was boiling, his fighting consciousness was burning, and he deducted the two brothers in a row and won the victory. After the race, it was clear that his coordination was a little better than before the fight.

This made him feel relieved, it turned out that as long as he kept fighting, he could always get stronger!

After coming out of Jennifer's room before, he once had a ridiculous worry: If I want to become stronger, I can only pick yin and supplement yang like written in martial arts novels? Finally become a stallion?

Fortunately... The rest of the game made him breathe a sigh of relief!

Sentiment.

As long as you mobilize your emotions, let your heart beat fast, and your blood speed up, you can better control your body.

It's just that... It seems that my emotions are not so easily mobilized.

……

Leon Bob spends forty minutes giving Snoopy radiotherapy, and Snoopy spends 20 minutes explaining to Jennifer Lawrence, who is crying on the other end of the phone, that she has nothing to do with Miley Cyrus.

"I'm really just a prop, Miley Sellers deliberately used me to off that idol singer, oh yes, and that Selena. They are now a couple ......"

The puppy struggled and his saliva dried up before Jennifer Lawrence on the other end of the line stopped crying. Then she gossiped: "So you mean, Selena Gomez stole Miley Sellers' boyfriend Nick Jonas, so Miley Sellers deliberately asked you to provoke Nick Jonas and Selena. Do you know when Selena got along with Nick? Also, Nick Jonas, haven't they been a guest at Miley Saler......"

The puppy's emotions broke down. "I really don't know, I really don't know them well, I'm just a temporary drag over to play the role of a prop."

"Okay, Snoopy. I miss you. I will be back in Los Angeles as soon as possible. ”

The two of them talked to me and me, and they were tired for a while before hanging up the phone.

Leon Bob on the side listened a little embarrassed.

When Snoopy hung up the phone, he felt the need to share some life lessons with the kid: "Snoopy, I think you should be more cautious about the relationship between men and women. You know, many NBA stars are ruined by women, such as Sean Kemp, such as Kobe Bryant, the owner of this arena, who was almost ruined by a waitress......"

Before he could finish speaking, a tall black man walked in.

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[The third update will be sent.] Friends of the immortals, stay here and don't move, I'll go cut down a few orange trees for you. 】

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