0449: Snoopy is a cancer
"I'm not confused, listen, I've been following my heart."
Kendall Jenner, a young model who officially announced her entry into the modeling circle, was found to have a Chinese 'grid' tattoo on the inside of her left arm while doing her first magazine shoot, which triggered a lot of questions from reporters at the scene.
This young model with a young face and a tall figure quickly gave her answer, and made no secret of her favoritism: "I tattooed it for Duke Snoopy." I knew exactly what I was doing, and I had been madly in love with him ever since I heard his "baby" on the radio when I was thirteen. I won't be bothered by his scandals, and Miley Sellers was only 16 years old when they were dating the Duke. ”
"And at least, my body looks much more mature than theirs."
When Kendall Jenner talked about this topic, she didn't forget to trust her bra. She was shouting in the air.
In fact, this is not an isolated case, since Disney Princess opened Pandora's cartridge. Countless girls began to fantasize about Snoopy, and MTV even ridiculed when the new album was a global hit and was about to break the diamond record record. You go to any private high school, throw a basketball into the classroom, and as long as it hits a girl, Duke Snoopy must be one of the objects of that girl's sexual fantasies.
Snoopy's influence among 14-18 year olds has reached its peak. "He even ruled the girls like Michael Jordan ruled the league back then. He is the dream of 900 million girls around the world! ”
The entertainment media in the United States has always given Snoopy such a title.
They have a fixed time slot almost every day to cover Snoopy's news, allowing for basketball inquiries, maybe the Duchess Girls are making some news again, or... It was his album or sneaker sales that broke a certain record.
Of course, there is some bad news once in a while.
For example, the famous business magazine "Wall Street News" revealed that Duke Snoopy has been suffering from huge debt pressure recently, he has pledged everything he can to pledge all the finances, and he is blindly spending a lot of money on major technology companies.
At the end of the article, the author even quipped: "Compared to LeBron James, who is the most invested in the NBA, Snoopy looks more like the high school student who didn't go to college." His risk control is terrible, and I can guarantee that the next dot-com bubble will come. He would be the first player in the NBA to go bankrupt. Even though it seems like he's making a lot of money...... But this was not enough to repay his loan in the bank. There are even statistics that say that he already owes at least nearly a billion dollars at this time. ”
Such rumors spread. All of a sudden, a number of black players jumped out to teach Snoopy how to learn how to manage money, such as buying gold or diamonds. Yes, their view of financial management is only those glittering things.
As the Knicks flew west for their first road trip, Lin stepped forward as a financial advisor and said, "Snoopy's financial situation is very good, and his fixed assets have been increasing rapidly. I believe that when Facebook goes public, his wealth will grow by leaps and bounds. In fact, Apple's stock price is now skyrocketing. And Twitter, whose financing is getting higher and higher. His investments in Asia are also being identified as quality assets. To all the friends who care about Snoopy, I think you can even open a bottle of champagne to celebrate Snoopy's upcoming appearance as the richest man in the NBA! ”
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When Vera Lin came down from the press conference, she was almost exhausted. Honestly, she didn't believe what she was saying on stage because Snoopy was just crazy. God knows what incredible investments he will make in the future. He lives like a lower-middle-class person now, but he actually earns close to $50 million a year, and more this year.
"I have to take on some commercial events for him."
Lin Weiwei called Britney's agency team. Recently, Lin Weiwei has been looking for an agent in the entertainment industry for Snoopy, and he hopes that Snoopy can appear in some concerts or commercial performances after the competition, which can relieve his bank loan pressure to a certain extent.
Moreover, with Snoopy's current momentum in the entertainment industry, it is simply the biggest waste for him not to accept commercial performances.
His debut album has become the best-selling record of the new century, and has won a huge victory both professionally and poply.
Pop diva Madonna even declared: "Snoopy will be the last global superstar of this era." He's different, he's on the TV media every day, and in a way that's not obnoxious. He's the star of the New York Knicks, and he has a very high profile in this field. At the same time, he can still maintain an overly close relationship with the female stars in the entertainment industry, and this relationship is even very healthy. Have you ever seen a lot of women involved, but people still think he's even a virgin star? It's a weird health trait! ”
"Of course, the most important thing is ...... He is a genius creator. His talent is mouth-watering. Every song he writes has become a pop hit, and Britney is even back at the top because of him! You will never be able to find anyone like him again. ”
Madonna, a former global diva, is hard to refute when she says this.
And in fact, when the news broke that Snoopy was in a debt crisis, his sneaker sales, his various endorsement products instantly rose, and the huge purchasing power of fans was instantly displayed.
At this time, Nike also offered to terminate their previous commercial sponsorship contract with Snoopy in favor of a multi-year contract worth more than $200 million.
However, Snoopy refused. "If you want to keep me, give me a separate brand," he said. I want to be treated the same way as Michael Jordan! ”
This is a difficult thing for Nike, because it's not just a sponsorship issue. They also need to take care of the feelings of other signings, what if LeBron James is compared to each other?
Duge is not in a hurry at all, Lin Weiwei is more leisurely, and just keeps releasing news of contact with Adidas.
For Adidas, they've seen Dugg's legendary sales prowess. Although his sales figures for basketball shoes are only in the first series, they are not far ahead of other stars. But he has achieved the number one position in the market when it comes to trendy shoes, and he is far ahead of the second.
Based on this situation, the liquidated damages for Nike's contract are nothing at all. After all, it was a contract with a minimum guarantee of less than $5 million. At the time, Nike called it a contract with excellent risk management, but now, they are taking on more risk and fearing than ever before.
If Snoopy does pay a high penalty to jump to Adidas, Nike's stock price will even be cut in half.
As a result, they now have to move into the internal meeting phase early, or even hold board meetings in a row.
And as if to prove that Snoopy is in an economic crisis, the Duke appeared at the Las Vegas show the next day after playing in Satmento, and he got the highest single performance price in Las Vegas in recent years, $2 million after tax. And the casino released news that Snoopy may even reach a contract with Las Vegas for a residency performance.
This caused a stir locally, and it also caused a sensation in the entertainment industry.
Because after the performance, some paparazzi photographed Snoopy and Anne Hathaway having dinner together.
Anne Hathaway had previously had a verbal fight with the Duchess girls in the media, and even had secrets like 'Snoopy's energy can satisfy three women at the same time' came out of her mouth. But at the time, she was ridiculed by the crowd. and sparked a counterattack by Scarlett Johansson and Jennifer Lawrence.
"This news must have been deliberately created by Anne Hathaway, we know Hathaway too well. She is a woman who is good at using any hype and pretending to be high. ”
The Los Angeles Times is not at all polite.
In fact, many media outlets are so mean. Anne Hathaway is highly sought after outside of the United States, but in the United States, she is not the type that the public likes. Despite the fact that she is very beautiful.
It was always thought that she approached anyone for utilitarian purposes.
As a result, no matter what she said or did, everyone felt that there was something else.
There are even many media reminding Snoopy to stay away from her and not be fooled by her rhetoric.
"We had a very healthy relationship, we just had a dinner together. Then as a New York fan, he had a discussion with the Knicks as a star player about the future development of the Knicks. ”
That's Anne Hathaway's rhetoric.
But it soon sparked a mocking sarcasm: "Listen, this is Anne Hathaway's classic style." She can always find a high-sounding reason, and she always shows a face of 'the old lady is more professional than you, and she has a higher posture than you'. That's why she will never be loved by ordinary citizens. ”
However, Anne Hathaway apparently has some in-depth research on the NBA.
She also said something that was not reported by the entertainment media.
"I think Snoopy and Zach Randolph are on different channels now, and they're starting to go their separate ways. On the court, they are like a couple in a cold war, and there is no communication. That's the reason for the Knicks' last two straight losses, and I gave Snoopy advice. At the same time, I also hope that the New York Knicks will eradicate the cancer before the situation completely deteriorates! ”
Her remarks were picked up by the basketball press.
Lately, the basketball media has been harshly criticizing the Knicks, especially Snoopy.
He scored just 15 points on 6-of-19 shooting against the Kings, and although he had nine assists and six rebounds, he and Randolph missed their final three shots. Randolph missed his third-to-last second shot, and Snoopy's strike missed the basket.
As Anne Hathaway said, Snoopy and Randolph didn't communicate on the court, they went their separate ways, and each shot less than 30 percent from the field. That's the ultimate reason why the Knicks, the champions of the East, ended up losing to the Sutmento Kings, the vice president of the West.
"Anne Hathaway was right when she said that what Knicks management has to do now is... They've got to get rid of the cancer. Snoopy has become a Kobe-esque player, and he doesn't have Kobe's scoring ability. And... Have you ever seen a star rush to the next concert overnight after a lore to make $2 million? ”
"I know he's been in a financial crisis lately, but that's not a reason to leave his teammates behind and earn a big salary!"
"If I were James Dolan, the first thing I would do right now would be to send Snoopy away. Zach Randolph is the better player! ”
Bill Simmons lashed out in his column.
In fact, this is just one of many critical voices.
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