On the night of his arrival in Satmento, the puppy finally picked up his phone and called Taylor Swift. Until then, he had been hesitant to confess to Miley Celestein, but finally decided to hide it. After all, you can't tell her, 'I didn't propose to Taylor Swift, but we did.'"

It's ridiculous.

Like Duge, Taylor also got the marriage registration certificate, and hers is the original.

She was pleasantly surprised and terrified.

In the final analysis, they are just young boys and girls who have just entered adult society, and the shackles of marriage suddenly fell from the sky and bound them, and neither of them knew what to do.

After a long silence, Dugg proposed, "Or let's get a divorce." ”

"Don't." Taylor Swift replied resolutely.

"What then?" Dugg was under a lot of psychological pressure.

"Until we find a better way to deal with it, let's treat it as if it doesn't exist and keep it as it is, okay?" Taylor Swift said.

"Okay!"

This seems to be the best course of action at the moment.

Before hanging up the phone, the puppy apologized to Taylor Swift again, although he knew that American women didn't care as much about 'honor' as Chinese women, but it was indeed a very rude thing to suddenly let a young girl become his wife.

After all, Satmento is the capital of California, and the reporters here are very polite.

They even asked the puppy: "When you see the footage shot by director Tim Storey online, do you feel offended by his director's editing methods?" ”

"Tim is a very interesting guy and I'm sure he just drank too much. He has made a sincere apology to me, and I am sure he will seek permission from the person concerned before releasing these videos in the future. But now, it's all in the past. And we became friends through this incident, and I may even be able to participate in a film directed by him in the future. ”

Dugg replied mildly.

So, will you record the full version of Marry-You? Now the whole world is crazy about this sweet proposal hit, and many people, including me, are eager to buy it. ”

"Well, if I have time, I'll make it." Dugg replied with a smile.

So, what do you think of Michael Beasley and Mario Chammos's DUI incidents? As far as I know, the Heat have announced an intra-team ban on them, and basketball media outlets such as ESPN have also made statements, saying that you will be the biggest winner of this event. ”

"I don't know what was going on at the time, so I can't give my opinion. And in this case, there are no winners. Dugg's answer was serious.

Then, he seriously asked the reporter from Satmento: "Aren't you going to ask a little about the game?" ”

The reporter from Satmento also confessed: "Sorry, we really don't have anything to ask about the game. ”

The journalist's apology is a bit of black humor. But the truth of the matter is brutal.

The Kings are now at their lowest point in franchise history. With Adelman leaving Houston, Princeton's legacy has been completely wiped out, and Kevin Martin, the only remaining sparkling talent, was injured a week ago. It can be said that the king is leading the way on the road towards the lotto area.

So, in this game, Dugg made another start.

And, as a point guard.

When the image appeared on Time Warner television, viewers in California felt a wave of time and space disarray: So, did Snoopy really become a point guard?

Actually, no, 70 percent of the time it was still Dwyane Wade with the ball in the half.

It can be said that form is greater than content.

Because Snoopy still looked out of place when facing Udhury and Bobby Jackson's packs, although it didn't make them steal the basketball, it was actually affecting the fast-break tempo.

Although this kind of bag is also destroying the Kings' own defense, this feeling of stagnation and discontinuity still makes the puppy a little uncomfortable.

However, he played well in his first game as a starting point guard. In particular, the two tactics that cooperated with Dwyane Wade perfectly brought out the entire Heat's team offense. This was very pleasing to Spoelstra.

Duge's own three lines of attack to launch a rapid offensive were still a bit stiff, because Dugg still didn't change the pace enough between the moves.

But it's already starting to take shape.

With Snoopy's improvement, the Heat coaching team is very optimistic.

They are already convinced that the puppy will be a good striker in the future!!

Until now, Snoopy has been widely seen as a playmaker rather than a defender.

After the game, the puppy who got 7 points, 6 rebounds, 8 assists and 1 block looked sullen. With the second half scored, Spoelstra encouraged him to shoot more.

So in the second half, he easily contributed super data of 10 shots and 0, including three three-no-sticks, one of which even hit the referee under the basket.

Although he raised his hand in awkwardness to admit his mistake, the move made the laughter in the arena even more intense. The Heat bench was even more laughing.

"Snoopy is a scheming guy and the referee just gave him a rookie whistle and he hit him in the side with a cruise missile." Dwyanwade teased the little brother in the locker room.

Tonight, he played 22 minutes and scored 28 points, 5 rebounds, 5 assists and 1 block on 12-of-13 shooting, and he had to admit that he was more than efficient than usual when he partnered with Snoopy.

Because Snoopy is so smart, he always shows up in the right position, and he always has the ability to catch the opponent's defensive holes, which makes his scoring momentum.

Of course, this is also inseparable from the erosion defense of King Satmento.

"If this can make the NBA referees a little more restrained, I don't mind taking a few more bread shots per game." When the puppy returned to the locker room, it immediately became lighter.

His relaxed tone makes it hard not to doubt his motives.

"Snoopy, can you tell me how you hit that shoot-out?" Sean Marion has recently started talking to puppies. He is the player who has received the most favor from the puppy. He is now averaging more than 20 points per game again. It even changed the tone of the media, which had previously referred to him as a junk contract, began to relent, and instead said that he had started the second spring of his career.

No one is going to have trouble with money, and Sean Marion is already calculating whether he wants to jump out of his contract this year and then renew a long-term contract of about five years and 70 million.

"I have to ask Michael Beasley, who once told me that it only takes a little bit of inspiration to shoot. I think, in that moment, I caught inspiration. ”

It can be seen that the puppy has been quietly mending the cracks between the two major forces.

This is particularly satisfying for the coaching staff. Their love for puppies has grown stronger.

In fact, only Marcus Banks is still persistently targeting Snoopy in the entire locker room. Because he found that while he was trying to help Joel Anthony compete for the center position, Snoopy had quietly taken away his playing time as a point guard.

It made him almost explode. And in this game, when he heard Spoelstra encourage him and let him fire as hard as he wanted. He almost crushed his teeth: why? Why should he still get unlimited firing rights when he couldn't score a single goal in the training camp?

This resentment has been piling up in his heart.

"Inspiration? Have you been 'gobbling the clouds' with someone lately? ”

Banksy sarcastically said.

Bang!

The ice pack on Michael Beasley's locker smashed directly over, and Banks was just about to make a move, when Sean Marion took the initiative to walk over and comfort him: "Calm down, calm down!" Don't deliberately stir up trouble. ”

This makes Banks feel ridiculous, and he realizes that his senior has changed, and not only has he started to be too close to Snoopy, but now he is still protecting Michael Beasley.

The strife in the locker room was soon over.

Because, the reporters were let in.

Although there is a clear rule in the locker room that photography is not allowed, some things are even worse if they are reported in writing.

Both sides have died down, which is an unspoken rule of the NBA, and the team's internal contradictions are not exposed to the media as much as possible.

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When news of a four-game winning streak on the road reached Miami, Florida had long since stopped mocking Snoopy. Those media have shifted the wind faster than Iverson's crossover. They begin to sing praises to the puppies and even begin to analyze Snoopy's takeaways from this trip to Hollywood.

Compared with the No. 2 show of drunk driving, Snoopy, who beats people and sings, has been praised by everyone.

Dugg has been following the Miami media dynamics, and since the first regular season game, there has been a lot less criticism. After playing the Atlanta Hawks, media coverage became relatively objective. With this road trip to Los Angeles, after the Heat's back-to-back wins in Los Angeles, the media criticism has all but disappeared, replaced by praise after praise.

"For the next game, will Snoopy still be the starting point guard?" Spoelstra dialed Pat Riley, who was far away on the south coast.

Pat Riley nodded, "Why not?" ”

"But the opponent is Stephen Nash." Spoelstra said worriedly.

"I know. I also know that his next opponent is Alan Iverson. Pat Riley's tone was calm: "That's why Beasley is suspended for three games with Chanmoth. ”

"Forehead ......"

Spoelstra knew that the godfather was a scheming man, and that such calculations were too much in line with his usual style.

It's just that he suddenly felt a little pitiful for Beasley. The pride of the sky has been banned for 8 games for ...... because of the puppy.

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