Chapter 1201: Queen Jennifer who relies on her daughter
"Not because of you? You made such a big move, I heard that the whole universe is shaking, and our earth has been shaking slightly, and they are worried. Jennifer said with a blank look at Maya.
"Worried about what? Didn't the spokesman of the League of Nations explain it clearly? Maya wondered.
"I have a relative who is a god, and they must want to hear from you in person. And ......"
Speaking of this, Jennifer walked up to Maya with an inexplicable expression, touched and pinched her face, and said in a floating tone: "Moreover, my Maya is actually mending the sky?" God, Maya, you are amazing, I am proud of you. ”
"Uh, you're sick?" Maya shuddered, slapped her hand away and shouted.
"Hmph, giant pandas are rare, you are so capable, I don't know how many times rarer than giant pandas, of course they want to find a chance to see them!" Jennifer rolled her eyes, not angry.
Well, that's the real big truth.
Worries about the safety of the earth, Merry Christmas, and the upcoming basketball game are not as curious as Maya.
"So many people, you didn't arrange a hotel for them? How do we have enough rooms? Maya sighed and asked.
Jennifer waved her hand and said lightly: "Don't worry about it, I'll take care of everything." All you have to do is dress nicely, smile and greet them one by one.
Well, it's a good idea to call everyone by name and call them uncles and uncles or something.
They will be drifting and will not know where they are, it doesn't matter what they talk about, it doesn't matter what they eat or where they live.
Your willingness to communicate well with them is the biggest placebo. ”
"Jennifer, you've impressed me! The means, strength, words and deeds are not much worse than those housewives on the Upper East Side.
In the old days, not to mention Tom's relatives, you wouldn't even want to mention the name 'Tom'. ”
Maya clasped her hands on her chest and looked at the old lady in amazement.
Jennifer took a deep look at her daughter and said with a smile: "The reason why the queen is a queen is not because she is really a mother, virtuous and virtuous, but because her husband is the emperor."
Similarly, the reason why the Queen Mother is the Queen Mother has nothing to do with moral talent, just because her son is the emperor.
When I relied on my husband, I could only be an ignorant and stupid woman, a down-and-out little actor, an inferior rotten person in Hell's Kitchen, and a white trash in the mouth of the elite.
Hehe, now I'm no worse than the Queen Mother, right?
With the condition of elegance, I am elegant; With the qualifications of the atmosphere, I act the atmosphere; With a virtuous foundation, I am a good wife and mother more than anyone else. ”
Maya gave a thumbs up and praised sincerely, "Jennifer, it's amazing, I think you can go to Capitol Hill to give a speech." ”
"What is Capitol Hill? In the past few days, several art academies of super-civilizations such as Xia and Shandar have sent invitations to me to give a lecture in the university hall! Jennifer said triumphantly.
"Uh, what can you say? Tell me that you, like other Mi mothers, can only make sandwiches, how do poor and precocious little Maya stew pig's trotters? Maya scoffed.
"Ahem, James's interview is still very good, not only the earthlings are full of praise for you, but the aliens even praise you for getting out of the mud and not getting stained!
I don't mind being a sludge, what else are you not satisfied with? Jennifer blushed, her eyes wandering.
At the beginning of the month, the interview with Maya in the "Clarion Daily" was finally published when she won the Nobel Prize on the 10th.
When introducing the development process of a tycoon, if you keep talking about how he, as a rich second generation, is excellent in character and learning, and how he successfully obtained his current status in his life, nine out of ten audiences will doze off.
- No celebrity biography has ever written like this.
It's better to tell how miserable she was since she was a child, and it's best to be an orphan... Oh, no, it's better to have an elderly and sick mother, a group of young siblings waiting to be fed, a large loan shark, only eat half a pack of instant noodles a day, rely on tap water to satisfy hunger when hungry, sleep only one hour a day, and never have holidays.
Then, along the way, all kinds of cynicism, but she relied on her ingenuity, pretended to be forced to slap her face, and counterattacked to become a god, well, to become today's Ma Tianshen.
- This is the correct way to open the big guy's young experience.
Ensure that after listening to it, the audience will eat two large bowls of white rice that night.
A celebrity autobiography that is not sad or inspirational is not a good autobiography.
Even if it is a rich second generation, it can't be smooth, you must fall and be confused for a while, and then repent and recast your life.
After reading the Little Maya Struggle in the Clarion Daily, the New Yorkers ate three more Big Macs that night... It's so special!
And in the past few days, with the news of Ma Tianshen's sword slashing Igo and the miracle of mending the sky, that old news has become the front page headline again?!
Moreover, not only on Earth, on the way back to Earth, Maya saw this news quoted from the "Daily Clarion" on alien planets billions of light-years.
Obviously, it is not only the earthlings who rely on the miserable past of celebrities to eat, but also the aliens.
But Maya didn't feel that she had a miserable time when she was a child!
But she can't explain it to others, and the more she explains, the more sympathetic and loving others look at her: Hey, what a strong, self-reliant little girl!
Not only Jennifer, but even Lao Huang's authentic Sichuan spicy restaurant is also popular.
"Oh, Maya? It is true that many of her Chinese dishes have been learned by me, at least, in this neighborhood, I have the way to get authentic Celestial Empire seasonings. ”
In the face of the reporter's interview, Lao Huang's eyes were blurred and seemed to fall into deep memories.
"The little girl has been working in my shop since she was 9 years old! No, it's not illegal child labor, I signed an agreement with her mother, Jennifer, and it's very formal.
Hey, you don't know, 9-year-old Maya, in order to better entertain guests, uh, work as a cashier, help customers check out... It took two months to learn Mandarin, Sichuan dialect, Cantonese... Hey, this Chinatown, there are many Hokkien people......"
In this way, when Maya came home, she scanned the living room and heard a group of people holding newspapers and praising how difficult it was for little Maya to grow up.
Therefore, she was not embarrassed to go in, and directly slipped Jennifer out.
However, as Jennifer said, they are all relatives, so don't be rude if you are so sincere in contacting feelings.
Maya ended up still... Well, let the shadow clone change his clothes and deal with the relatives who seem to have seen the gods.
She herself, first came to Wakanda and sent the Black Panther Armor back.
Then, go to the moon and upgrade the lunar reading space station to the level of today's writing wheels.
Eventually, Maya finds the royal family of Attillan, who is having a party with the Moonmen.
"Evenmaiga, Maya, you just came back, why did you come here? Don't have to spend Christmas? Red-haired Medusa was surprised.
Maya shrugged and said, "There are a lot of relatives in the house, so ......"
Medusa showed a clear expression and asked again, "Then do you want to attend our gala?" ”
Maya glanced at the hundreds of thousands of moonmen singing and dancing under the tree, and asked curiously: "You get along well with ordinary people, they are so receptive?" ”
"The earthlings who were sent to the moon originally lived in areas of war, famine, and ethnic conflict, and came to the heavenly Jennifer Plains ......"