"I'll tell you a secret, in fact, Yongdu's purpose in coming to Earth is not to blackmail us, after all, we earthlings don't have any resources to make aliens look at us. Yongdu's real purpose is actually for me. ”

"Oh, for you? Miss Hannah, can you elaborate on that? Katie, the host of ABC Morning News, wondered.

Hannah said mysteriously: "I'm not afraid to tell you, twenty years ago, I fell in love with a man named Lanno at first sight, and both fell in love, my lover has the handsome appearance of Ronan, and the net worth of Ronan, he is the prince of the Kree Empire." ”

Katie looked at Hannah, who was black and short, and weighed more than 250 pounds, resisted the urge to roll her eyes, and asked, "Does this have anything to do with yesterday's Marauder Yongdu?" ”

Black aunt Hannah glared, "Why is it okay?" Insight limits your imagination. Lanno is a prince, and he has a good wife, but the princess named Shirley is also a poor person.

Lanno only loves me, and he hasn't even beeped with the princess to this day.

As the saying goes, poor people must have something to hate, Shirley, that stinky bitch, actually sent that bastard Yongdu to kidnap me, hmph, and wanted to kill my son James, well, he is Kerry's future crown prince......"

Hannah said this, and the ABC director turned the camera on the black man next to her.

The black guy knew at a glance that his relationship with Hannah, well, was so mellow.

James is very talkative, and he is not afraid of the camera at all, "I'm James from Colorado, yesterday, the Yongdu spacecraft landed, and the person who hijacked it with a towing beam was our mother and son."

Well, guys, my mom is right, I'm the bridge between Kerry and Earth, I'm a half-blood, I have the same blood as both, and although my father is Prince Kerry, ......"

"Sting"

Manhattan, Maya's living room, Grandpa Quill, Peter, Maya, etc. were all sitting on the sofa watching TV, Meredith picked up the remote control and changed to Fox current affairs news with a blank face.

As soon as I turned around, I saw a middle-aged bald man on the TV and said excitedly: "Nonsense, that bastard is nonsense!" Apparently Yongdu came to Earth for me, I have been in love with Ronan's sister Princess Alice for more than 10 years, Ronan last came to Earth to visit me, well, and his nephew Jerry......"

Meredith changed the table again.

......

Seven or eight stations in a row, all of them are "recognition conferences", either single, or with their own children, looking for alien wives/husbands, mothers/fathers.

In short, it seems that all of a sudden, the entire country of rice has become an alien immigrant country.

"Sting"

Suddenly, the TV station was tuned to the local TV station in Denver, Colorado.

"Wow, it's Uncle Cage!" Star-Lord exclaimed.

“...... As a police officer, don't you feel ashamed to fake a sudden case in order to become famous? ”

A female reporter took the microphone and asked Uncle Quill.

"What am I ashamed of? Hiccup, I, I didn't fake, Hiccup, I, wow"

Uncle Quill had a flushed face, a misty look in his eyes, and he spit out with a big tongue before he said a word.

"I heard that you have been suspended from your job because you love to drink and talk big, right?" The reporter asked again.

"No, no, no, I never drink, I don't talk big, burp,, that 82-year-old bottle of Lafite has a lot of stamina."

Female Journalist ......

"Oh, Maya, thank you!"

Seeing this, Grandpa Quill looked complicated, and sighed: "Sure enough, in this ghost world, news and public opinion are controlled by big capitalists, and it has always been what news others want us to see, not what news happened today." ”

Uh, are you thanking me or scolding me?

Then, seeing Grandpa Quiel's tone change, he said happily: "Hey, it's a good control!" The United States should be governed by meritocracy, and those fart people don't need to know the truth of the matter. ”

Hmm, Uncle Quill, when did you leave the fart class?

"Maya, are you really that powerful?" Jennifer looked at her daughter, a little incredulous.

Maya looked proud, waved her hand, and said in a nonchalant tone: "Small, easy, easy!" ”

"This, Maya, you can do this, when will you help me get a front page! Not very demanding, the cover girl of Aphorism magazine will do. Jennifer looked forward to it.

"Actually, I'm bragging."

Maya immediately made a bitter gourd face and lamented: "Last time, I helped S.H.I.E.L.D. do an experiment and get a genetic information magnetization method, and that black director Nick Fury, he remembered me once, and this time he helped." ”

"Otherwise, you go to the S.H.I.E.L.D. gang again"

"Woo woo woo ......"

Before Jennifer could finish her brazen words, she heard Meredith suddenly cry.

So, Jennifer hurriedly sat down beside her and comforted: "Ouch, what's there to cry about, isn't it just a scumbag, what a big deal, it just so happens that my Jack has also passed away."

Don't go back to Colorado, just stay with me, and another day, I'll take you to the opera... I'm telling you, there's a lot of the best little fresh meat from all over the world, hehehe......"

Grandpa Quill actually nodded and agreed: "Meredith, don't go back, it's not bad to let Jennifer take you to find a man for a blind date, alas, in the end, it's still the man of the rice emperor who can be trusted!" No matter how mixed he is, he has to lie down for me in the face of Lao Tzu's shotgun, and the aliens are different, their way of thinking and acting is completely beyond our comprehension. And I can't control the domestic violence of the alien guy, alas! ”

"Ahem, Jennifer, Jack isn't dead, he's busy saving the planet in Africa right now, you have to take it easy. Also, you just need to know about Meredith, don't say anything. Maya said with some embarrassment.

"Do you look at me like a fool?" Jennifer gave Maya a blank look and said.

No, it's not like it at all, you're just stupid, stupid, and the key is that if you don't feel stupid, you're even more stupid.

Maya was silent.

Meredith had actually been crying all night last night, so today she quickly recovered and said to Maya, "Maya, thank you very much for what you have done for our family.

Alas, the past is like a dream, a sweet dream, a dream, a nightmare... Looking back on the past, I realized that I was such a cowardly person, far from being as free and easy as a cowgirl who rode a horse and whipped a cowgirl.

When I saw my elderly father and young son, trembling in front of me, stopping those fierce aliens, I was completely sober, and maybe it was time to face up to that brilliant and star-like relationship. ”

Maya grinned sourly, quietly rubbed her arms, and asked curiously, "Meredith, what are your plans?" ”

"The world is so big, I want to go out and break in. I'm leaving Colorado and starting a new life in New York! ”

Uh, did you restore the nature of the big girl in the United States, decided to learn from Sister Jennifer, and want to go out for a wave?

Maya glanced at Star-Lord sympathetically, this thing, eighty percent of them will have more than one stepfather.