Chapter 994: Our Mouth Cannon Fails to Break Through the Enemy's Armor!
Obviously, the enemy is right in front of him - well, in fact, there is a coffin board - I don't know why, but what Yi Cheng wants to do at this time is not to kill him quickly, but to ...... Have a good chat with her calmly.
"After all, I'm really not suitable to be a savior, right? But I can't be blamed for this, after all, whether it's my body or personality, it should be arranged by you, so of course this pot should be carried by you. ”
Even though the red tutor in the sarcophagus did not respond, Yi Cheng seemed to have found the audience he wanted at this time, and sat on the coffin lid alone and began to chatter.
"To say that you are the world's number one technology enhancement side ability, it is inevitable that you are cutting corners, just like now, I even feel that the memories before becoming a savior have become a little blurry, but those memories are all fake anyway, it doesn't matter too much if you remember it or not, but ......"
"Boom!"
He suddenly slammed his fist into the lid of the sarcophagus with a dull sound.
"Shhh...... Even if it's a clone's body, it's still quite painful. ”
Shaking his wrist, Yi Cheng, who grinned in pain because of this almost masochistic behavior, couldn't help but smirk to himself.
"If it's within your calculations that I'll be resurrected and appear here, then you've miscalculated one thing - I'm not responsible for this hand until I make you cry."
“……”
There was still no sound in the sarcophagus, and Yi Cheng was not in a hurry, his crossed legs changed positions, and then he suddenly raised his finger and knocked on the door of his head.
"Oh yes, where did you just go? Well, by the way, let's start with the time you put me in the Savior's Office. ”
Speaking of this, Yi Cheng paused, and then subconsciously raised his hand again, but looking at his fist, he finally put it down stupidly.
"Now that I think about it, I would have made a ghost to believe in your evil in the first place, and I'm afraid it was also within your plan, it was nothing more than entering some strange content into my subconscious...... Don't look at me like I am now, I have been doing it in the aftercare department for so long, and I naturally know these twists and turns. ”
"But then again, you really don't treat me as a human being at all, and you usually ask me to do some messy work, just deduct my salary at every turn, and don't give subsidies, you don't think about it, after I am recycled by you, won't the money fall into your hands?"
Maybe it's because I think of that period of life, or maybe I think of the little savings I saved by saving money and almost making a cheap fart. This cunning woman under the thigh, Yi Cheng sighed, and her voice became a little gloomy.
"Actually, if I hadn't really come into contact with the truth, I wouldn't have believed that all of this was your work - after all, the two of us had a leg, right? Whether it's now or in the past...... Well, although there is no substantive relationship, but kissed, touched, hugged, whether it is in my heart or in bed, of course I have reserved a place for you......"
Recalling the fragrant scenes that happened between him and a girl who was still simple and ignorant through the time machine, Yi Cheng licked his lips and smacked his lips unfinished.
"I knew that I would eat you dry and wipe you clean without saying a word at that time, and now I won't lose money, isn't ......"
"Goo-dong!"
There was a sudden slight noise in the sarcophagus, and it sounded as if something had hit the wall of the coffin...... Well, Yi Cheng didn't hesitate to speculate maliciously that it was probably the sound of the woman from the Red Mentor trying to hit her head through the coffin board.
"Okay, okay, calm down, anyway, you've heard this, and you don't mind listening to it a little longer, if you think I'm not right...... Just come out and beat me. ”
“……”
JUST MADE THE MOVEMENT JUST NOW, AND THEN, EVEN IF YI CHENG REPEATEDLY MOCKED, THERE WAS NO SOUND IN THE SARCOPHAGUS, AND YI CHENG CONTINUED TO SIT ON IT CALMLY, AND CONTINUED TO KILL HIS OWN MEMORIES RAISED HIGH.
"Actually, to be reasonable, I have no credit for you and hard work, whether it is to help you take care of the relevant affairs of the Savior Management Office, or to hold your position in the Savior United Council, in the end, these benefits will fall into your hands...... But how can I say it......"
One jumped from the sarcophagus, Yi Cheng patted the lid of the sarcophagus casually, and then took it back...... A tattered wooden gun was pulled out from behind him.
"Anyway, I was also arranged by you for a period of life, from the moment you killed me, the two of us can be cleared, okay? I don't want revenge or anything, and I should even thank you - well, I brought this thing with me. ”
He raised the Longinus gun in his hand and shook it, regardless of whether the red mentor in the sarcophagus could see it or not, his face was full of pride.
"Guess where I hid it just now? If you can't guess...... Just try to guess again? ”
Actually, it's not exactly showing off...... In fact, after connecting to the Men in Black's network, Yi Cheng also developed more functions of the Men in Black's body, such as the current trick of "taking things from the air...... Well, in fact, the item is analyzed through the Internet, the materials that make up the main body of the item are broken down and uploaded to the Internet, and downloaded in real time when needed, so that the item can be reconstructed in an instant that is the same as the original in terms of appearance and function.
Originally, it was a function used by the people in black to be able to access the hand tool at any time during the aftermath, but in Yi Cheng's hands, it became a convenient storage device - here he finally has a necessary 'storage' function for the protagonist, and the Longinus gun, which has always been used as a weapon by him, has naturally become the first prop in his storage space.
"Although I don't know if you really came to St. Paul's Cathedral this time to promote your god-level ability...... Of course, if it is, it would be even better, after all, this thing is also a weapon used by God Butcher, that is...... If you weren't a god, I really don't know if I would stab you to death, and when the time comes, I can't say that I will have to change to another gun to stab you, and an inadvertent plot may develop into an inappropriate scene for children......"
Holding the Longinus gun in one hand, Yi Cheng was still chattering, but with the other hand, which had already touched the edge of the sarcophagus, began to exert force slowly.
"However, one thing is another, and you may be able to put aside your savior to carry out your great plan, but ...... I can't. ”
"So ......"
“……”
The lid of the sarcophagus rumbled away, but as far as Yi Cheng could see, there was nothing inside.
"So...... I'm also very attentive and attentive to what you have to say. ”
The sound coming from behind himself made Yi Cheng tremble.
Then, he slowly turned his head and saw the close, familiar, slightly raised pretty face.