Chapter 701: Daily
"It's really unfair, the two of them travel around the world, but we have to stay in this small space and die on our own." As soon as he stepped into the room, Zheng Dan's voice of complaining came over.
"Ah, be cautious." Xi Shi's timid voice was very flustered, just listening to the voice, it seemed that she could see her looking left and right like a vigilant little white rabbit.
"What are you afraid of, there is no one else, can you still tell the truth." Zheng Dan waved his hand indifferently, and then lay lazily on the couch.
At this time, Zhou Shaoyu blinked, opened his mouth and shouted: "Bold Zheng Dan, as a citizen of the Yue Kingdom, I don't want to serve the king, and today I will let you taste the punishment of amputation of your tongue!" lest thou be made to complain indiscriminately. ”
Tongue amputation, obviously, is to cut the tongue.
The voice came suddenly, and the unsuspecting Zheng Dan soul was half frightened away, jumping up like a frightened bird, looking at the place where the voice came from with a pale face, and saw Zhou Shaoyu walking out with a smile.
"Angry, me off!" Zheng Dan couldn't be too angry, he screamed and waved his little pink fist and rushed over.
"Small fist punch chest beating!" Zhou Shaoyu also screamed strangely, waving his fist as if he was going to swing at Zheng Dan's white rabbit?
Zheng Dan, who was frightened, stopped suddenly, was ashamed and angry, stomped his feet, snorted coldly, decisively ignored this guy with a bad stomach, and returned to lie on his lazy side, she had made up her mind, if she was not satisfied, she would never care.
This emotion was simply written on her face, Zhou Shaoyu couldn't see what she thought, hehe smiled, and saw that Xi Shi was still patting her chest and exhaling, obviously she was not scared lightly.
"Sins and sins, I never wanted to scare you, little sister, this is a national specialty harvested on this trip, how about making amends?" Zhou Shaoyu went straight to comfort Xi Shi, as for Zheng Dan? There is no hurry.
"Brother, ......" Xi Shi glanced at Zhou Shaoyu with disgust, he couldn't help his nonsense temperament, he was angry and funny.
This look is pleasing, Zhou Shaoyu couldn't help but be stunned, and then took another copy from Wei's hand and handed it to Xi Shi, saying: "Fang Cai's share is to make amends, this is a gift, originally, it was intended for a certain woman, but she didn't seem to be interested in it at all, since this is the case, I will simply give it to you." ”
"Who said I wasn't interested! Give it to me! Zheng Dan was anxious, got up again, rushed over and grabbed it. Seeing such a pile of fine fabrics, exquisite ornaments, and many gadgets, he nodded with satisfaction.
"Bandit, who said it was for you?" Zhou Shaoyu made accusations.
Zheng Dan rolled his eyes, pouted and said: "How can there be two gifts of the same, it is clear that one of them is mine, besides, Xi Shi and I are both our own family, what is hers is mine, and mine is hers, and whoever accepts it is the same." ”
"Then you're still rushing to collect it?" Zhou Shaoyu was surprised.
"Nonsense, can that be the same? I'm so old that I haven't received so many gifts. Zheng Dan first glared, and then became beaming again. then ignored Zhou Shaoyu in front of him, and said to Wei on the side: "Thank you Wei for the gift." ”
Gotta when I'm transparent? Zhou Shaoyu was speechless.
"Thank me for what? These were originally selected by Shaoyu. But Mai Mai Wei didn't cooperate with Zheng Dan at all.
"Oh, this cloth is so brightly colored." Zheng Dan just didn't hear it, lowered his head, stroked the cloth and exclaimed in an exaggerated tone.
"Hey, hey, no." Zhou Shaoyu has an opinion, and he is reluctant to say thank you, huh?
"Xi Shi, it's a lot anyway, why don't we swap some and make a few more fancy clothes?" Zheng Dan continued to ignore it, and turned his head to Xi Shidao.
Xi Shi was stunned for a moment, why did you two fight every day, why did you pull me in, moved back, blinked, and said: "Don't pay attention to me, I just look at the excitement, you continue." ”
"Traitor!" Zheng Dan stomped his feet, but then he actually stuffed all the things back into Zhou Shaoyu's hands, and snorted: "Don't do it, don't do it, it's boring." ”
Then he turned around and sat cross-legged on the floor, his hands on his chest, and his head raised to his side.
"Humph......"
Well, it's an expression that I'm angry and that it's not enough to want to buy me with gifts!
"Sister Shih Tzu, come, eat candy and snacks." Zhou Shaoyu didn't step forward, reached out and took out a few desserts, and the sweet and greasy fragrance suddenly overflowed.
Xi Shi glanced at Zheng Dan, thought about it, and then smiled sweetly and said, "Thank you, Brother Zhou." ”
"Eh, what Brother Zhou, just call me brother." Zhou Shaoyu's face was pale.
"Eh, thank you, brother." Xi Shi obediently changed his words.
"Good ...... Come, try this first, this, the method is complicated, it is rare to eat it once, and it is ......" Zhou Shaoyu is a detailed explanation. "Try this again, it's a good thing......"
"It's delicious." Xi Shi tasted it, and it was very cooperative, of course, it was true. It's only spring and autumn, how many snacks can be eaten to satisfy hunger.
"yes, eat more if it's delicious, come, and have another glass of juice." Zhou Shaoyu picked his thumb, had understanding, and continued to cooperate.
"Hmm, it's so delicious...... Shi Shi then exclaimed.
Zheng Dan couldn't stand it, turned around again, and said angrily to Xi Shi: "Are you really a traitor, such a little favor will buy you?" ”
"But don't you call me a traitor? If it's already there, why treat yourself badly? After that, Xi Shi himself was very happy, and his eyes were smiling like a crescent moon.
"Damn, you wait for me, sooner or later I will make you look good!" Well, Zheng Dan said this to Zhou Shaoyu, and then stretched out his hand and decisively took a piece of dim sum to eat, well, it's really good.
Zhou Shaoyu pinched his chin and said seriously: "Why do you call me good-looking?" I've always been good-looking, and if I look good, wouldn't it give other men a way to live? ”
"Poof...... cough cough cough ......" Zheng Dan immediately squirted, and his small fist hammered his chest, almost choking.
Zhou Shaoyu made persistent efforts, put on a bright smile, turned his head, and said to Xi Shi: "Little sister, is my brother handsome?" ”
"Joon!" Xi Shi covered his mouth and was even more happy.
Wei on the side also watched the excitement, thinking that Zhou Shaoyu didn't let her go, and also asked: "Wei, are you a good-looking man?" ”
"It's good-looking, it's so good-looking." Wei replied with a grin.
Then Zhou Shaoyu turned his head again, looked at Zheng Dan seriously, and said, "Look, everyone says so." ”
"Hey......" Zheng Dan sighed speechlessly, he was defeated by this shameless goods. But throw in the towel? You have to do it, just keep fighting back!
Seeing that the two kept talking and amusing themselves, Xi Shi covered his mouth and chuckled, thinking about Zheng Dan's sullenness during this time, the difference between Zhou Shaoyu and his absence is really not small, although there may not be much time like this, but one more day is always good.
(End of chapter)