When Snoopy grabbed his 19th rebound and 16th assist, the Hawks called a timeout.

Of course, the reason they called a timeout was not because the Duke was on the verge of three 20+ triple-doubles, but because Snoopy scored 32 points and led the team to a 19-point lead.

In the midst of the collapse of the army and the departure of the home fans.

The Eagles coaching staff decided not to head over.

After all, the Madison Garden tragedy was still in front of them, and they didn't want to suffer the shame of being slaughtered fifty times!

When the main forces of both sides were all gone, Joaquin Noah smirked his ass on the sidelines.

Because before the game, some Atlanta media claimed that he was drained of energy by the Kardashian family, and he has already been reduced to a mediocre insider.

"I'm not one to be wronged and silent." Joaquin Noah stressed to Lore Deng beside him.

At this time, Lore Deng teased him about whether he was going to New York to attend his sister-in-law's wedding after playing this series. Kim Kardashian finally got along with Nets center Humphries, who told the press after accepting Humphries' $2 million 20-carat diamond ring: I've never coveted Snoopy, and I don't have the slightest interest in him. You know, it's Humphries I've always loved!

But such a statement does not sound convincing.

It's as if Kobe Bryant suddenly told the media one day: I never thought Snoopy would join the Lakers.

These are well-known things.

Snoopy didn't care if Joakim Noah's ass twisted well, and he turned his head to talk to Stephen Curry about the Lakers being swept. In fact, there has been no doubt about this matter since the third game ended in Dallas.

Snoopy watched that game back on his computer.

In fact, the defending champions have a chance to pull back a win away from home in the third match. They still had a six-point lead at the end of the third quarter, but with 3:28 left to go, the game was reversed.

At that time, the Lakers still led 87-84. Once the offense is complete, the Lakers will seal the win, but Bryant is caught in a double after a classic pick-and-roll with Gasol. If it was the Black Mamba of the past, he would have shot resolutely, but this time, he chose to pass.

But Pau Gasol had already rushed to grab the rebound and smashed the pass on his back. The Mavericks seized the opportunity, Tyson Chandler made a steal, and Jason Kidd completed 2+1 in the front court to narrow the gap to 1 point.

The fatal mistake allowed Snoopy to see the Black Mamba's body decline, and injuries and age prevented him from jumping as high and high as he used to make jumpers under the bag.

Even if Kobe Bryant is unwilling to admit his aging, the so-called heroic twilight is probably like this!

While Snoopy and Stephen Curry were talking about the Lakers, TNT also set its sights on the long-concluded Western Conference semifinals. The defending champions were swept away, which was a very tragic repertoire.

"This team is structurally old and lacks athleticism. Moreover, their players have been playing together for too long. Earl Johnson analyzed.

Charles Barkley, who was on the side, said disapprerovingly: "Honestly." If the Lakers hadn't been for Snoopy to help clear the way for two years in a row, I don't think they'd have won two championships. ”

This claim is quite marketable among many commentators and even Celtic fans. People are always imagining things that have never happened.

Before the final whistle, Snoopy had already gotten up and walked with Stephen Curry to the players' tunnel.

He went back to the hotel with Curry after taking an early shower, and he wasn't interested in giving interviews to the media about how rare the victory was. I don't want to talk about Kim Kardashian's marriage and gossip anecdotes between duchess girls.

"That's all those reporters say."

Snoopy complained to Stephen Curry next to him when he turned on the TV in his room.

Curry shrugged: "Perhaps, you should find a woman to marry." When you get married and have children, these troubles will naturally disappear! ”

"Oh. No, no, no. The little duke's head shook like a rattle: "I didn't plan to get married and have children so soon, and ......"

It's against the law.

Snoopy thought in his heart that polygamy is against the basic national policy of our country.

And...... Have a baby?

Snoopy furrowed his eyebrows, and it occurred to him that he seemed to miss something sometimes when he was excited, but why didn't he have a child?

In fact, Stephen Curry is not the only one who is talking about this. The queen of sweet songs in China has also started to talk about this recently, and she has begun to think about holding her grandson. But Duge always shot back with one sentence: I am not yet the legal age of marriage in my country.

Yes, even if the whole world knows how many gossip girlfriends the little duke has experienced. But... He hasn't even reached the legal age of marriage, isn't it magical???

The game between the Lakers and the Mavericks began to be shown on the TV.

Snoopy watched for a moment, drowsy. The Lakers' performance in this game can be described as a 'mess', with no fighting spirit among the players and no one showing any hope of a comeback. The team's cooperation was like strangers, with Kobe Bryant hitting only one shot in the second three quarters, and Odom and Bynum viciously fouling Nowitzki and Balria respectively and ejecting them from the game.

The poor defense allowed the opponent to shoot 20 three-pointers, and Terry, who was led by Fisher, took nine of them, tying Ray Allen's record.

86：122。

The final score looks like a tribute to the first round of the Eastern Conference Bulls vs. Knicks!

Jingle bells!

Snoopy spent half an hour watching the game quickly and was about to open the video of the Celtics' game against Miami. Kobe Bryant called.

After plugging in.

Bryant's voice came from the noisy environment.

"I ask you, are you going to join the Lakers?"

The Black Mamba's voice was straightforward.

"Are you crazy?" Snoopy replied angrily.

Then, the phone hung up.

Snoopy was dumbfounded, completely unaware of what the black mamba was doing.

It was about ten minutes before he saw the reason on TV. It turned out that Kobe Bryant was making an invitation call to Snoopy in front of all the reporters.

At the time, an ESPN reporter asked him: "Will the team be recommended next season to make improvements to the roster, whether to upgrade the No. 1 position?" ”

"Wait, I'll make a call to an important person."

He turned on the speakerphone and dialed the phone.

When Snoopy heard his voice on TV, he felt ridiculous, and at the same time felt sad for Kobe, this guy is indeed a lone star now!

"What else can I do? The best partner in the world is now fighting in the East, and he is on the assault on his goal of King of the East, the revival of the Chicago dynasty. I can't ask a mercenary to tie him up in Los Angeles. ”

The Black Mamba gave him a bitter smile for his 10-11 season before ending the visit.

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