Chapter 53: Become a Godfather Today
became an official magician, even if he did not have a public office, Lu Xi could receive a salary of 10 golden milas a year, which was enough for a family of four to live a well-off life in a second-tier city. But in return, each official mage will receive a military rank in the reserve, and will be forcibly converted into a regular soldier when needed, and will be drained of the last drop of blood for the Federation and the Union.
In addition to this, there is a Silver Meteorite Medal and a Gold Maple Leaf Medal. These two objects look beautiful and are very delicately made, with precious metals carved into openwork patterns and inlaid gems that sparkle in the sun. After Lu Xi studied it over and over again for several hours, he came to a conclusion.
Gold and silver are plated, gemstones are fake!
Just because of these two fake badges of honor, the bonus is less than half, and his regular income is so small, and the Federation does not allow magicians to do business. If this is not the case, how can I send such a cheating method to make money?
"If I am on the road of no return against the government and the system, I must have been forced by this evil society! Sure enough, it's not me who is wrong, it's the world! ”
Soon after, some of Elichar's tabloids and leaflets on the streets appeared with slogans such as: "Tiger and tiger make you invincible on the battlefield of men and women...... "Let us make your night more exciting under the witness of Aphrodite...... "What is the difference between intelligent species and animals if it is simply love?" Please choose the 'Aphrodite' full set of nightlife equipment, so that the wisdom has the love ...... of the wisdom species", "so that you will not be bothered by unexpected human life, please choose the 'Aphrodite' condom, there are also aromatic, ultra-thin, massage type to choose ......" and so on.
"This, are we really going to do this kind of business in the future?" Although Carol is a non-mainstream problem teenager, after all, he is just a problem teenager living in the Middle Ages, and the psychological pressure is still a little great.
"In this world, the most profitable is always the lead. Besides, the sage also said that if we allow others to open restaurants, shouldn't we be allowed to make a fuss about another great desire in the world? ”
"But...... This, alas...... After all, who is this saint? ”
"Young master, don't care, I think Lord Lu Xi's idea is very invasive, and it will definitely be popular." The drow girl, who was very sexually open, didn't care, but was a little puzzled: "But, Lord Lucy, how did you come up with so many tricks?" As far as I know......" Eloville looked at the other man narrowly, "you're still a little virgin, no matter what." ”
Alas, this is indeed a sad fact. After two lifetimes, I can already be a magician, although I am a magician now......" Lu Xi sighed, bowed a handful of bitter tears, and said: "But I haven't eaten pork, I've always seen pigs run." ”
Lim was holding a sample of an aromatic sleeve made by Lu Xi using alchemy, still looking like a porcelain doll with a blank face, but her big emerald eyes were full of curiosity.
“…… Lu Xi. ”
"Huh? What's wrong, Lim? ”
“…… This one. ”
"What's wrong with this? Oh, that's not how it works. ”
“…… So, how to play? ”
“…… I'd love to teach you, but what do you do when you look at me with such an innocent expression? A girl who feels a lot of guilt! ”
Carol, who grew up in a merchant family, struggled for a few minutes, but finally gritted her teeth and let go of the psychological pressure because of the gold coins, and seriously calculated: "Then in this case, let's find a few factories to start production." Well, but in this way, the money may be a little insufficient, do you still have to ask for it from home? Well, I do have a few friends who are also trading at home, and I can borrow from them...... In addition, although the sign has been hung out, the legal representative of the company still has to find a trustworthy person, well, who should it be? ”…,
"Don't bother." Lu Xi said with a smile.
"Huh? But ......"
"As I said, the money has to come quickly and at a low cost. When did I say I was going to be serious about this nightlife sex business? ”
"Then you are ......"
"Put the sample out. Then send an advertisement: our store does not have a physical store, interested buyers please send the deposit to the Butterfly Garden, 118 Chardoll Street, Polaris District, Elichar City, and then pay the balance after the goods arrive. ”
"Mail order? This is also good, and the rent of the shop is free...... Wait, why do you want to keep my address? ”
"Well, and mail order saves a lot of hassle, too. After all, we are doing this kind of business, even if the public is hungry and thirsty in their hearts, it will take a certain amount of time to accept it on the surface, and if they really want to open a store, no one will necessarily come to the door. ”
"Well, that's true. However, we don't have any goods at all except for a few samples? What if someone does send a deposit? …… Hey, I'm asking, why are you leaving my address? ”
"Really sent a deposit? Then we will return it, and say that due to unpredictable accidents in the factory, we cannot process the orders of the past few months temporarily, please understand? By the way, when the remittance slip arrives, don't forget to open an account and get the money. ”
"Huh? Have you been trampled on the head by a dragon? Ah, are you a fool when you are a banker? Even if we open an account, this kind of money cannot be moved for the time being, and if people ask for repayment, we can only return the money. Aren't we going to do it in vain? And you have to pay for the postage...... Then again, don't you ignore me, okay? That's my address, how will I live in the future? ”
“…… The wisdom of mortals. Lu Xi pushed his eyes that didn't exist at all, and looked at Carol indifferently, as if he was possessed by the soul of a three-belly black colonel.
Sure enough, according to what Lu Xi said, in just the first week of the advertisement, tens of thousands of orders arrived, almost crowding Carol's mailbox. Although he was confused, under Lu Xi's instruction of "I'll give the postage is a big deal", he could only return the remittance slip in confusion.
The workload of returning more than 10,000 receipts almost exhausted Carol fainting, but after another week, his fainting turned to ecstasy. Ninety percent of the money sent by more than 10,000 people honestly lay in the account, and less than one-tenth of them went to the bank with the returned documents to go through the refund procedures.
"Why is this happening?" Carol was stunned and ecstatic, but also stunned.
"It's actually very simple," Lu Xi shrugged his shoulders and said, "As we just said, no matter how hungry people are in their hearts, they still can't pull them down on the surface." The purpose of the money was clearly stated on each of our repayment slips, and if we wanted to go to the bank to get the money, we had to expose ourselves to the fact that we were buying aphrodisiacs, sex toys and condoms in front of the bank staff and even in public. Well, Carol, if it were you, would you be able to pull it off for such a little money? ”
Carol had a bitter face, like a constipation patient for a long time, and finally shook his head: "I'm afraid I can't pull it off......" At this time, his expression when he looked at Lu Xia was almost like a pilgrimage.
"Even if you look at me like that, I won't give you any more money. It's still according to the previous collection, I'll be six and you, and when the refund form expires, remember to receive the money, so as not to cause extraneous branches. Lu Xi commanded. He thought for a moment and said, "By the way, your house ......"
As soon as Lu Xi said this, Carol suddenly became bitter.
"If you don't say it, I'll forget! It was a villa for me, even though I always wanted to move out...... But if we make such a fuss, Mom and Dad, Mom and Big Brother will definitely know? What a good thing that is! ”…,
"Even if they knew, they would be gratified." Lu Xi smiled and said, "But if you really can't live anymore, you might as well sell it to me." ”
"Sold to you?"
"I'm definitely going to run Elishar a lot in the future, I need a place to stay. As long as you are willing to sell it to me at a more suitable price, this time the dividend will be changed to four for me and six for you. ”
"This ......," Carol said melancholy, "it doesn't matter if it's my own house for you." However, this house was bought by my mother, so I still need to discuss it with my family. ”
"It's okay, please discuss it slowly." Lu Xi smiled disappreciably, "What we have is time." ”
In this way, after a busy November, Lu Xi pushed the follow-up work to Carol, and he took Lim on the journey home. He also hoped that he would be able to return to Rainbow Rose Island before the New Year, and even if he didn't make it to the New Year, the Genesis Festival on January 15 would always be in time.
Lu Xi's "nightlife suit" business naturally has a follow-up. As soon as he left, Carol finally went home after a short psychological struggle, and explained to his father and brother about the movements he and Lu Xi had made.
Carol Rossidit's father and brother are both excellent businessmen, and they belong to the kind of people who "dare to trample on the ethics and morals of the world with a profit of 300 percent", and naturally do not have any psychological pressure to do things and goods.
The current head of the Roshodit Foundation and the next head of the family sighed, "What a prodigy with a bright future! "What a disciple of Master Orucello! "Carol, you must make this friend! and so on, and immediately keenly grasped the huge business opportunities. They quickly funded the establishment of a large-scale factory, and hired a few magicians who were good at alchemy as consultants with high salaries, and actually realized the mass production of a few samples left by Lu Xi.
By the time Lucy returned to Elichar the next time, Aphrodite's nightlife products had almost monopolized the Federation's sex toy market, and were ambitiously preparing to march into the earthly world.
Of course, this is a later story.
Carol's father and brother gave Lu Xi 30% of the shares on the grounds of "technology shares", and told Carol that he must hand over the dividends to the other party on time. Maybe this is to show favor to the colorful rose Berencaster, or maybe to envelop Lu Xi, a "promising wizard", or maybe Carol's father and brother are really excellent entrepreneurs who do great things, but anyway, a thousand years later, Lu Xi Berencaster is still known as the "godfather" of the world's sex goods industry and will be remembered in the annals of history, which is probably the only side effect of this matter.