Chapter 1228 Consumers who don't dare to cry on the engine

After appeasing the Qiao gang leader, Stern sneered and looked at the boiled egg and said, "It's nothing to tempt us to spend all the star coins."

I can't resist the temptation, and I can't blame others.

But what kind of rotten goods are you selling us?

OBVIOUSLY SAID YES, A 3-CLASS DESTROYER-CLASS SPACE YACHT PRODUCED BY CHIA ALPHA STARSHIP COMPANY.

It's 8 million star coins, but you give us a small broken ship produced by Hammer Spaceship?! ”

Speaking of which, the cunning Stern couldn't bear the red eyes, the data was too good, the pictures were too beautiful, and he couldn't help but get in the car.

But it's easy to get on the bus and difficult to get off, and the worst thing is that before you arrive at the station, you fall into the pit halfway.

Stern wiped the moistness from the corners of his eyes, and said to Maya with a face full of grievances: "The data says that it is 2,700 meters long, but it turns out to be only 193 meters, which is more than ten times the shrinkage.

The photo is obviously a majestic model of an ocean destroyer, but it turns out to be only a simple cigar shape, and the workmanship is more rough than the hand-made one of the heavens.

The shell is clearly said to be a touch12-type nanomaterial that can resist supernova explosions, and the result is ordinary steel, ordinary black spray paint.

- I touched it with my hand, and I dipped it in paint. I stabbed it a few times with a cane, and it was deflated in a small piece.

The most excessive is ......"

Speaking of this, the tears finally couldn't be held back, and the beads with broken threads rolled down like strings.

Stern snorted: "The most excessive is the engine. Hyperspace Jump Engine, Curvature Engine, Lightspeed Engine, Conventional Engine - these four power units are clearly marked on the bridge operating platform, and the result is that only the lightspeed engine is useful, but the maximum speed is only 7% of the speed of light.

That's not all, my spaceship, which was delivered at the New York space elevator platform, didn't even leave the dock, and I was shocked to find that the ship's engine was leaking fuel!

Fack, that's a fusion engine, and it's leaking all the colorful, penetrating beams of radioactive particles, isn't that a pit killing me? ”

Stern pointed to the boiled egg and cursed viciously: "I called this bastard, no one answered, and I asked the sales staff near the dockyard to change the new spaceship, but it turned out that I could only change the engine, not the spaceship."

Two days later, I went to him again, but he said that the engine model could not be matched, and there was no way to change it, so I had to repair it.

A week later, I went to New York Harbor for the third time, and my ship was still parked there, and the engine was still spewing particle beams from the engine hole.

I went to ask the sales manager, and he told me to wait until the technician came back from his graduation.

Miss Hansen, listen, is he still talking in human language?

The technologists are still studying in Xia, and it's the Earth that just left after Christmas?! ”

Stern hugged his head and cried, and said in a stalked voice: "I think I also graduated from an Ivy League school with a doctorate, but, but this incident has caused my decades of education to be the most insulted and contemptible." ”

Maya looked at Stern sympathetically throughout the whole process, occasionally handing him a few tissues.

Because his experience was too miserable, Skye, who had been irritably pretending to look at his watch to remind a few people to leave quickly, also returned to the living room and came out with a stack of melons and fruits... Well, she moved a small chair herself and sat on the side and ate melon seeds with relish.

Jennifer glared at the boiled egg and asked Stern with concern, "Since they are so dark, why haven't I heard the news?"

I mean, even if you go to a 4S store to buy a car and encounter an oil leak, if the sales manager doesn't give an explanation, the buyer will sit on the engine and cry.

If you don't make a fuss, those black-hearted stores don't have pressure, and if you don't have pressure, you won't be afraid! ”

"It's a nuclear-powered engine, and it's leaking nuclear radiation, and if you sit on it, you won't be able to see me today." Stern said aggrieved.

"I'm just figurative, and I don't really want you to sit on it." Jennifer rolled her eyes.

"Because of the leakage of nuclear fuel, the spacecraft was isolated in a remote dock, and there was not even a single cockroach around, and no one looked at me when I made a fuss!

We did make a fuss at the gate of the headquarters of the Hammer Spaceship Corporation once, but it didn't work!

Hammer has 3 percent of its shares in the Space Force and 3 percent in the Pentagon, with a frighteningly strong background.

Although it is said that the United States is only propagating democracy, freedom and equality, don't you know what the real situation is?

The news media was controlled, and we publicized it on the Internet, complained to the Consumer Union, and reported the case to the police......

On the Internet, keywords are blocked, the National Consumer Union does not care about business transactions outside the territory of the United States, the police... The police said that the spaceship was a foreign-related business, so they asked us to find the man in black?! Stern had an unbelievably exaggerated expression.

"As for going out and making a big deal out of it...... Aren't we going to make a big fuss now? ”

Sitting on the engine and crying, it is not as direct, effective and safe as putting up a sign in front of your house to demonstrate!

Stern thought silently in his mind.

"Uh......" Jennifer choked.

Then, Qiao Gang Leader stared at the boiled egg with red eyes, gritted his teeth and said: "If only the spaceship is a parallel import, 8 million should be bought as a lesson, and I can endure this breath, but ......

The so-called 'Sandar Land Death Star' sports car, worth 5 million star coins, can easily travel the earth and the solar system, with low energy consumption, high power and fast speed.

It is claimed that even if you live on Mars, you can drive it to and from 9 to 5 in New York to commute to work.

But the result?

It is nakedly affixed with the label of the 'STARK' company, and it is a maglev supercar that will be released in May this year, and in terms of real value, it is not as good as the plus version of Vanke's skateboard.

Also, the World Tree Essence Sap, which is claimed to be able to restore the body to an 18-year-old state, is a full 10 million, but... Barkley, you say. ”

Barkley looked at Jordan and then at Maya, hesitated for a moment and sighed, "Midori often needs to prune the branches and leaves, and Sonia uses the waste to make an essence sap from the cut branches and leaves.

It was not taken out and sold, it was just given away, or digested internally.

Every year, I also get a few bottles, which is a great tonic, but ...... away from the World Tree"

Qiao spread his hands and shouted, "Ten million, a whole ten million!" “

"And that's not the end. I came to play for the Knicks, I was going to buy a property, and then they recommended me Snake Shield Villas.

I asked, where can a mountain house be found in Manhattan?

They explained that it was a high-latitude space similar to an urban campus.

- The high-latitude space is good, just in Manhattan, long-term living can also improve physical fitness, and the children born in the future will also have stronger abilities.

20 million, bought a piece of land the size of New York State.

As a result, I wanted to go to see the house, but the snake shield real estate company told me that I bought the land and did not have a house.

He also showed me a photo of the land, although it looks like the Gobi Desert, it is also sunny and wide.

Naturally, I accepted environmental modification services, after all, I have to live in people, don't I?

12 million, the Gobi Desert was transformed into a forest, and an inland sea, two freshwater lakes, five rivers, a subtropical climate, and a group of villas in the style of Caesar's Palace were added, and the result was ......" Qiao's voice snorted.

Maya had already guessed the outcome.

Sure enough, Gang Leader Qiao wiped the tears from his face and said hatefully: "As a result, Snake Shield Real Estate Company has not been registered with the Ministry of Commerce at all, it is just used by S.H.I.E.L.D. in cooperation with Hydra."

My mountain villa is not in another dimension, but a wild star field tens of thousands of light-years away from Earth. ”