Chapter 208: Brine and Tofu, One Thing Drops One Thing!
"Ahh What's wrong with this? Could it be that I haven't seen each other for too long and have been overly excited? Holding the two kittens, the two little feathered fangs were a little confused, put the cat on the ground, stretched out his fingers and poked the head of the sea owner.
"Can't you? Such a scary guy would be overexcited to see you? Could it be that there is some ulterior relationship between the two of you? Ah Xiang, who brought the owner of the sea to the door, also came over, and playfully watched between the owner of the sea and the feather fang.
Hey, hey, hey! Ah Xiang, when did you have this hobby? You need to know that the sea of rot is boundless, and turning back is the shore!
The straight man's advanced cancer that spread to the whole body could stand this, and immediately protested: "Who has an ulterior relationship with this bald man!" What I like is a pretty girl...... Sister!!! ”
"Then why did he have to come over to see you, and you two are quite familiar?"
"That's because this guy is a peer with me, or the most difficult kind of peer to deal with---- Ya is an authentic killer!"
"Oh my God, it's a killer? No wonder it's so oppressive! ”
These two natural nerds, haven't they noticed that the guy they are playing with has come to his senses? It's obviously about to turn black, okay!
Wu Lianggang, who ran out of the kitchen with a frying spoon and a big spoon, noticed as soon as he approached that the big man who was fainting on the ground was loosening his fingers regularly, and he had obviously woken up.
The two of them didn't notice it, but the jelly and pudding that were put on the ground to play didn't miss this detail, the movement of the fingers loosening and holding was very similar to Wu Liang's action of teasing them, and the two cats were not afraid of life, so they swooped over and played with their slightly thick fingers.
The movement of the sea owner's hand stiffened the moment it made contact with the cat, and a wail similar to the roar of a large beast broke out in an instant.
How loud is the wailing? Just looking at the frying spoon and big spoon that were thrown on the ground, you can guess one or two, and three people who are very accustomed to gunshots, Lu Yufang, Ah Xiang and Wu Liang, covered their ears at the same time.
The feather fang jumped up and caught the pudding that had been thrown out, and shouted, "Hell! Haifang Master, is there something wrong with you? Can you do it with such a cute kitten? ”
"Let them stay away from me!!" After the wail, the sea owner's chocolate-colored skin flushed with an abnormal flush, and the whole person was about to collapse!
"Oh yo yo! Could it be that you're afraid of cats? This is great news! Roar! The feather fang, who had caught the handle of the sea owner, had an expression of discovering a new continent, and playfully threw the pudding into the face of the sea owner, so frightened that the rough man fell to the ground.
"Hahahaha! It's so ridiculous, who would have thought that the super killer Haifang owner, who is famous on the road, would be afraid of the little milk cat! If the news spreads, I don't know how many people's big teeth will laugh off! Seeing that the most difficult opponent and peer actually made a fool of himself in front of his eyes, he laughed and fell, and the whole person rolled on the ground without caring about his image.
"Shut up! Get rid of these things! I'm most afraid of this weak cry!! ”
A cloud of steam came out of the head of the big ugly Haifang in public, and he first moved a distance on the floor for a while, and then gritted his teeth and pulled out a six-inch model of Colt python from his arms, and moved the hammer to kill him: "You guy......!!! ”
Seeing that the owner of the sea was about to explode, he hurriedly waved his hand to signal Ah Xiang to carry the cat into the house, and took two breaths before asking, "Ahem!" Jokes are jokes! Master Haifang, it shouldn't be as simple as reminiscing about the old days when you came to me today, right? What do you entrust me with? ”
Slowly put the hammer back, and the owner of the sea who was asked fell into silence, picked up the wine bottle that rolled to the side from the floor, bit the cork, and poured it into less than half a bottle, (Hey, hey!) This isn't beer! Is it really okay to drink a large bottle of whisky at 40 degrees and 750 milliliters? Sitting cross-legged on the floor and eating the bottle, swallowing a big mouthful of saliva, he opened his mouth with difficulty: "Hey... Hunt...! I'd like to ask you to go on a date with a girl for me! ”
Seeing that the expression of the owner of the sea was so serious and so serious, and he thought that there was something terrible that needed help, who would have thought that he would hear such an outrageous request, "Bang dang! With a magnificent feather, the feather frangled and fell to the floor.
"Nani? Not... There is no beginning and no tail... What the hell is going on? ”
"Don't... Don't ask why! All you have to do is date that girl for a day instead of me!! The sea owner's face flushed again, and the redness was particularly obvious, and the steam cloud on his head rose even more.
Tut! is worthy of being the owner of the sea, even being shy is so oppressive!
"I don't want to!" The feather fang refused without hesitation: "If I made this inexplicable request to you...... Will you accept it? ”
After being silent for a long time, the owner of the sea took out a newspaper clipping from his arms, gently put it on the floor and pushed it in front of the feather fang: "Look! ”
"Oops! Isn't this Maki Himomur!? Ah Xiang, who had brought the two cats into the room, stood behind the feather fang, and recognized the girl in the photo with a glance at the newspaper clippings.
"Wow! Beauty! The feather fang grabbed the newspaper and was excited, and when she heard Ah Xiang's words, she turned her head and asked, "Ah Xiang, do you know her?" ”
Condescendingly took the newspaper clippings from the feather fang, Ah Xiang took a closer look at them and then said with certainty: "She is now a topic of conversation in the city!" She is a genius violinist and a beauty, and there is a story of [Uncle Longlegs] who cultivated her behind her! ”
"Uncle Longlegs? What the hell is that? There is always only a beautiful photo in his eyes, and he never cares about entertainment and gossip, and asked a little inexplicably.
"She lost her only loved one ---- her father when she was a child, and then became an orphan, but after her father's death... Someone sends huge sums of money every month!! If it weren't for this long-legged uncle, she wouldn't be where she is today! The sender only signed [former Ling Zun's friend ---- Falcon], so she had no idea who sent the money. As soon as he talked about the popular gossip, Ah Xiang became endless, and the news he heard in various programs came easily, and after explaining it, he asked the feather fang: "It's very touching, right?" Who's the name, where is it... I don't know at all, it's really high~~! ”
"I'm a falcon!"