The progress of the story is like a third-rate Hollywood bloody drama film.

Two female celebrities in red cheongsams stopped at the same counter and reached out to pinch the same bag of flour, which was also the only remaining flour in the supermarket. Then the two sides looked at each other and jumped back to each other!

It's all as funny as it was in a TV series. even makes people speculate whether this is the filming site of a third-rate TV series.

In fact, the two parties were also taken aback.

This time, they are all here to buy ingredients for tonight's feast, and they have already thought of the theme of tonight: New Year's dumpling feast. And I learned a lot of production methods on the Internet for this purpose.

However, what they didn't expect was that today they not only bumped into their shirts, but also bumped into their ideas. Now they actually met and fell in love with the last packet of flour.

Even the screenwriters of "The Big Bang Theory" did not dare to write such a ridiculous episode.

And that's what happened.

Two female stars in red slit cheongsams face each other with four eyes in the distance, and they look like two brave bullfighters, ready to go to war at any moment.

In fact, the surrounding paparazzi reporters were ready for it to happen.

If they do fight here, then... It's definitely going to be the headlines of tomorrow, and both the media and the newspapers will be worth a lot of money.

These paparazzi will also get a lot of money to pay them financially. In fact, economists, following the creation of the Britney economy at the turn of the century, have recently launched the Duke of Snoopy economy. The prevailing opinion is that Duke Snoopy and his duchess girls feed at least 200 paparazzi and 100 street tabloids in North America, plus dozens of media giants.

"Listen, red-haired, rebellious girl. I don't want to quarrel with you in front of everyone. I'm not like you, I'm a mature woman. And I never want to give Snoopy trouble. Scarlett Johansson quickly calmed down, and she took out the momentum of a big sister: "He should put his attention on the court, you know how many NBA players are waiting to see him laugh right now." ”

Honestly, Miley Sellers really wanted to fight Scarlett Johansson like she tore her coat at the Chicago police department last year. She couldn't stand the 'old woman' playing the cat and harassing Snoopy over and over again.

But when Scarlett Johansson uttered that 'empathetic' remark. Her anger immediately became politically incorrect, and... How could I have done worse than this big-breasted old woman?

"Humph! You're a woman who pretends to be a woman. Recently, it's obvious that you've made a big deal out of the news, but it has nothing to do with me. ”

Miley Sellers snorted coldly, and she stepped forward to try to take the packet of flour.

However, Scarlett Johansson's hand was also pinched on it. The eyes of the two were intertwined, and the anger was like substance.

Just then, a new paparazzi hid in the shadows and pressed the shutter, and the flashing of the flash revealed his whereabouts. At the same time, it also made Scarlett Johansson, a professional actor, smile instantly.

Miley Sellers quickly returned a non-smiling smile as well.

The two of them hooked their shoulders almost with the same tacit understanding, then took the bag of flour with a smile and a smile, and then pushed the shopping cart to the parking lot quickly.

They all wanted to compete in the parking lot and fight for the ownership of this bag of flour.

However, the flocking paparazzi reporters made them have no private time at all, and even in a panic... Miley Sellers gets into Scarlett Johansson's car.

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"That's why you're here?"

Snoopy sat at the dining table and looked at the two cheongsam beauties wearing aprons with surprised faces: "You actually joined forces to make this table of Chinese food?" ”

"Here's the truth: I did the part on your left." Miley Sellers said distinctly.

This gave the Duke a bit of a headache, even though he had been emphasizing that no one should quarrel during the Chinese New Year. During this period, even if the child does something wrong, the parents will stay until after the fifth day of the junior high school to clean up.

But Miley Sellers apparently failed to grasp the spirit of this oriental culture.

She still stubbornly believes that the left-hand dishes are more in line with Chinese tastes.

Scarlett Johansson also argues for this, believing that her braised potatoes are the best Chinese food in the world.

For Duge, however, the dishes they make are nothing more than the difference between sweet and sweeter. Snoopy still can't understand Americans' obsession with sweetness, and Scarlett's tout of the world's best braised potatoes is actually more like fried mashed potatoes, coated in layers of dense sugar sauce, and sprinkled with green onions.

If this is also called Chinese food, then... The eight cuisines may be changed to nine cuisines.

But even so, braised potatoes are like mashed potatoes mixed with sugar, and scrambled eggs with tomatoes are like eggs wrapped in tomato sauce...... Snoopy still eats happily and struggles to scavenge her stomach for compliments.

He hopes that he can enter the lunar calendar 2010 with a happy and smooth mood, and complete the leap of his basketball career in the following year.

Before the dumplings are cooked, Snoopy turns on the TV, hoping to soothe his nerves by watching the show.

But a local television station in Dallas was reporting on Scarlett Johansson and Miley Sellers visiting the mall in the afternoon.

“…… It didn't seem like there was any tension between them, and they even left together with a joke. Their friendship seems to be more intimate than any girlfriend, and they are not so-called rivals at all. I think... It's time for some people to apologize to Snoopy, who has suffered a misunderstanding that ordinary people can't understand......"

Forehead!

Snoopy silently changed the station, and it took a long time to change to the Chinese station. He watched the replay of this year's Spring Festival Gala in the Year of the Tiger...... No way, Beijing time is 13 hours faster than Dallas time.

There is no Uncle Benshan in this year's Spring Festival Gala, and although the language programs are lively, they lack the burden of some direct laughter. It makes people a little unable to laugh.

Fortunately... Scarlett Johansson and Miley Sellers quickly brought two bowls of dumplings. They were eager to try Snoopy's handiwork.

But let's be honest, since last year's New Year's nightmare, Snoopy has had some natural resistance to dumplings.

He still can't figure out why he eats dumplings so well, and suddenly he is interested, and he actually got into the kitchen with Scarlett, and at the most important moment, his parents pushed the door and broke in, and he had the best ...... in his life in the screams of surprise!

At this time, Scarlett Johansson silently poured a glass of red wine into Snoopy's glass.

And after pouring it, he quickly put the bottle away.

"I think you can taste each other's dumplings first, and then give your evaluation." Snoopy smiled and gave his proposal, hoping for a little warm interaction.

But it is clear that this has backfired.

Scarlett deliberately frowned and took a bite of Miley Sellers' dumplings: "This is simply the most unpalatable food I've ever tasted." ”

Then, Mirisles just sniffed and said, "I would never eat such unpalatable food." ”

The two dislike each other, and then recommend their dumplings to Snoopy.

This gave Dugg a headache, and to be honest, he would rather face two Kobe Bryant bags at the same time than deal with two women, and it was such an important holiday as the Lunar New Year.

So, he could only eat one each.

Then he silently poured some of the red wine in his glass to Miley Sellers, and then some to Scarlett: "Come! Let's have a drink together and Happy New Year! ”

When Snoopy raised her glass and said this, Scarlett's face immediately became very, very awkward. She reached out and tried to snatch Miley Sellers' mug. Then he kicked her out of the house he rented.

However, Miley Sellers quickly picked up her glass and touched it with Snoopy: "Happy New Year!" ”

She drank it all.

Scarlett is going crazy.

Her pupils were full of horror!!

She realized that this was really going to get out of hand, and she had planned to quickly get rid of Miley Sellers, an uninvited guest, after dinner.

But now it's happening, Snoopy shares red wine with everyone, and... Miley Sellers also drank it.

"Cheers, Scarlett!"

Snoopy picked up his glass and touched it with a stunned Scarlett. Scarlett almost subconsciously raised her glass and drank it down.

And when she finished drinking, she found out...... Worst!!!

She looked at Snoopy.

Emotions are complicated to the extreme.

And just as Snoopy tried to drink the wine, his cell phone rang. He subconsciously put down the red wine glass and picked up his mobile phone, which was a transoceanic phone.

Dad Du called.

He hurriedly got up and walked to the other end of the living room to answer the phone and exchange New Year's greetings with relatives on the other side of the ocean.

And here, both duchess girls felt weird, the physiological kind.

The Duke was beaming over there, and he talked to his father for five or six minutes, then his mother, then his uncle, then his aunt, his aunt, his cousin, his cousin, ......his aunt, his cousin, his aunt, his cousin, his aunt, his

The joy of the New Year has not diminished because of the distance of the Pacific Ocean, and the radio waves carry each other's blessings and concerns. Everyone upholds the most simple wishes in their hearts: Happy New Year.

The call lasted nearly forty minutes, and Snoopy's last call was Lin Weiwei. He didn't expect that Lin Weiwei would go to China to accompany her parents for the New Year, and it was not difficult to hear from everyone's tone that everyone liked her very much and had a strong sense of recognition.

This made Dugg slightly embarrassed. Therefore, he quickly exchanged New Year's wishes with Lin Weiwei, and then hung up the phone amid the lively sound of firecrackers.

When he turned around with a happy smile, what was happening in front of him was beyond his imagination.

This even caused his latest iPhone to fall to the ground.

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