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A dead house chat group.

"Sleepy...... Consciousness is blurred......"

As soon as this news appeared in the group, the originally quiet chat group became a little active.

"What time is it, and you don't go to sleep yet, you're all waiting for sudden death!"

"I've been listening to Poison Kela all night, and now I'm waiting for someone to find out what the original electronic music song begins with Poison Pilla."

"Poison? Is that the ghost animal video that was updated funny late at night? ”

"yes, you read it too?"

"Don't mention it, my next-door neighbors who listened to the noise on the stereo in the middle of the night protested."

"I was beaten by my roommate because I poisoned ...... in the middle of the night"

"I didn't sleep either, the single looped until dawn"

"There were so many immortal cultivators last night? What's going on? ”

"The night is too beautiful, there are always people cultivating immortals"

"The forces that never sleep are here"

"Anyway, there are so many capable people in our group, and none of them can get the original song?"

As soon as this news appeared, the group fell into a temporary silence.

"That's right, I usually blow so many Bs, but now I'm diving? It's blowing water and blowing bubbles."

“……”

But soon someone broke the silence.

"I begged for a long time in the barrage and comment area of the poisonous ghost animal video, but no one knew the original song, I sent a private message to the UP master 'Slippery World' to ask for the original song, but she didn't reply to me until now......"

As soon as this message appeared in the chat group, many people looked at the person's ID, and immediately exploded the group, and a group of people began to worship below.

"I'll go! With your fame, you can't even ask for the original song? ”

"The big guy was blown out!"

"Yes, I didn't expect the music industry bigwigs who have been diving to beg others one day......"

"Maybe it's funny that the UP master is sleeping, and he hasn't gotten up yet?"

……

At this moment, a member of the group joined the conversation and picked up the conversation.

"Maybe people are funny and don't read private messages."

"Maybe they're just getting up."

The group members spoke to the person who spoke, only to see that the person who sent these two messages in a row was the "funny" with the prefix "can't be provoked" in front of the ID.

Suddenly, the atmosphere in the group became lively again.

……

Hao Meng was lying lazily and comfortably in the quilt at this time, holding her fruit mobile phone in her little hand.

Seeing the group of divers who were blown up by his two words, Hao Meng couldn't help but smile.

I didn't expect the ghost animal video I made casually to make so many people lose sleep!

But what's the deal with those who ask for the original song? The point is not the original song, it's a ghost animal! Soul light! I still worked hard until late at night, and I seriously made the video of Jin Kela's ghost animals, and in the end, the highlight was still on the original song.

If you know it early, you can ...... it directly

Thinking of this, Hao Meng suddenly slapped his forehead.

I almost forgot the purpose of making this ghost animal video in the first place, and it wasn't to prove to those guys that I could make ghost animal videos!

Last night, Hao Meng slept comfortably until dawn, she woke up and was too lazy to get up from the warm and soft quilt, she had to pick up the mobile phone on the bedside next to her to pass the time, and swiped the chat group, so there was the scene just now.

"Eh, have you noticed that since this can't be provoked funny appeared, our group has suddenly become a lot more lively?"

"Yes! It's just poisonous! ”

"@滑稽"

……

Seeing someone @ herself, Hao Meng naturally couldn't ignore it.

Leaning on the soft velvet pillow behind her, Hao Meng sat up, changed into a comfortable position and began to code words on her mobile phone.

"I'm increasing your activity, do you know who are the members of a good and active group?"

"I don't know ......"

Hao Meng suddenly remembered an expression he saw on the earth at this time, which happened to be densely written about the answer to this question.

first checked the list of group members, and Hao Meng found that the top portrait representing the group leader was gray......

So, Hao Meng began her bold speech.

"First of all, there must be a stupid group leader"

As soon as the news was sent, the group members were shocked that no one dared to continue to speak, and even the management was pretending to be dead and did not dare to make a noise.

Those who dare to say this about the group leader are only newcomers who are funny.

You must know that the leader of this group has the title of 'Dictator Tang', and he can't listen to any bad words, and the people who were banned by him are not thousand, but there are eight hundred.

Moreover, he has another habit......

Many people didn't say a word, moved a small bench, held a watermelon and began to prepare to eat melons and watch the show.

Hao Meng was bowing her head to code words and type a sentence when someone suddenly received an expression below, and she couldn't help but pause the code word and look at the expression picture under curiosity.

"I'm giving you a chance to reorganize the language. Select the duration of the ban: 29 days, 23 hours, and 59 minutes"

The sender of this emoji is none other than the group owner who has been pretending to dive offline stealth......

"There's no one! You didn't see anything just now! ”

Hao Meng hurriedly deleted the half-typed draft and quickly typed it to clarify.

"First of all, there must be a wise and martial group leader!"

However, a person with the ID name 'Justice Jun', obviously planning to dismantle the stage, quickly posted an emoji, and then sent a message.

"It's useless to withdraw! I see it! ”

"I've taken a screenshot!"

"You say the group leader is stupid......"

“66666！”

“six！ six！ six!”

"And this kind of sassy operation?"

"And this suffocating operation"

"I feel sorry for justice, and I accidentally put myself in"

"I can't afford to mess with it! Can't afford to mess with it! The big guy can't be provoked! ”

"There are always people who challenge the bottom line of the group leader"

"The group leader is wise and powerful!"

"Righteous Jun said that he feels that he can still save it, give him a chance to withdraw!"

……

At this time, a group member asked curiously.

"@滑稽刚刚你要说的第二条呢?"

yes, what about the second one? Who will it be? Who will it be?

The other group members were also curious about how the funny would answer next, and those who brushed 666 and the pictures couldn't help but stop, quietly waiting for the funny next speech.

"The person I'm going to talk about in the second article, in fact, you all know"

Hao Meng held back a smile and coded out what he was going to say, and then sent it.

"Isn't that the person who was just banned and is still being banned?"

This witty answer made the dead house explode again, and I couldn't help but brush up 666 and various expressions that expressed my current mood.

Even in reality, some members of the group couldn't help but applaud for a long time......