0052: The University of Memphis of Horror [1/3]
The UCLA Bruins returned to Los Angeles on April 9 from their schedule at Satmento, where they defeated the University of Arizona at Arco Arena, with Snoopy, Kevin Love, and La Sevesbrook dominating the game, despite the fact that the Arizona Night Cats are a well-known NCAA powerhouse. However, their season is over. Their vaunted point guard, Jerry Bayless, failed to pull off miracles and even fell out on offense against Westbrook.
Now, Westbrook is the No. 2 point guard in the current draft, and he's been called a weakened version of Derrick Rose.
If it had been half a month ago, Westbrook would have been satisfied with this answer.
But now, he doesn't think he's worse than Derrick Rose, at least his stats are much better than him.
On the way back to Los Angeles, he kept complaining about it: "He just became famous earlier than me, which doesn't mean anything, OJ Mayo became famous earlier, but now he may not even be in the top three." ”
Recently, OJ Mayo was plagued by the 'Black Gold Incident', when NCAA investigators discovered that his team had received money from sponsors, dating back to his high school days.
With the scandal coming to light, coupled with his early exit from Stanford University in the tournament. As a result, his draft pick plummeted, and he fell from the biggest favorite to the sixth and seventh place now.
"Hey, do you see? Snoopy, they're saying you're a fully weakened version of Joey Dorsey. Russell Westbrook found another big story in the newspapers.
However, the puppy didn't complain as much as he did, because he didn't even know who Joey Dorsey was.
So, he just shrugged his shoulders and told Kevin Love next to him: "Well, tomorrow I'll arrive at your house in the morning, and if your uncle is in time, I don't mind meeting the singer who bought my song, and I want to hear what her version looks like." ”
Kevin Love had been discussing with Puppy about his song, Uncle Mac has a very senior status in the California music industry, and when he appeared on the record label with the master tape, he quickly got a big reward, Disney's recent sweetheart princess Miley Sellers took a fancy to the song at a glance, and they decided to buy the song for a good price.
When the bus arrived at the UCLA campus, Ben Holland announced that he would have a day off tomorrow Saturday before the players got off the bus.
"The biggest positive news for us this year is that the Final Four are in Los Angeles and we will have an unbeatable home advantage. On Monday morning, hopefully everyone will be there before 8 o'clock, and we will spend the morning getting to know our Final Four opponents, the University of Memphis. In the afternoon, we went to Staples Arena to get acclimated to the venue. ”
"Rest well, boys."
Ben Holland high-fived everyone who got out of the car at the door.
Snoopy, who walked at the end, was left by Holland to chat: "Joey Dorsey is a famous rebounding monster in the NCAA, he is even better than you physically, and he is called Ben Wallace of Memphis." You'll have to raise your focus to the highest level in the next game! ”
The puppy nodded seriously: "If you can, you can give me a solo video highlight of Joey Dorsey tonight." I'll take a good look at the way he plays. ”
"Okay, I'll ask the videographer to quickly edit out his video and send it to your email." Ben Holland said.
The puppy's growth during this period has exceeded Ben Holland's expectations, he patted the puppy on the shoulder, and then asked a question that is particularly hot in basketball circles at the moment: "Snoopy, do you really think you're a point guard?" ”
"Of course!"
The puppy nodded earnestly and as it should.
Burst!
Ben Holland couldn't hold back, although he felt he should be serious as a manager: this kid, indeed...... It's hilarious.
Ever since the video of Snoopy's interview with ESPN circulated online. Some angry Stanford students specifically combined his voice with the image of him grabbing a rebound on the court and knocking over USC fat center Lenny Kuhn to make a ghost animal video.
"I'm a point guard! I'm a point guard! ”
Images and sounds are constantly repeated back and forth.
This brought Snoopy a lot of popularity, and even legendary NBA center Shackle O'Neal took the initiative to express his opinion in an interview with TNT: "All this time I have been hiding my true identity. Actually, I'm a point guard! ”
His tone was similar to that of Snoopy, very serious.
But people just think he's funny.
This kind of funny deepened everyone's ridicule of Snoopy.
If it weren't for OJ Mayo's black and gold incident the day before yesterday stealing the limelight, even Snoopy would have become the hottest figure in the NCAA because of this!
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That night, both Puppy and Westbrook gave up their favorite World of Warcraft game. Westbrook is working on a video of Derek Rose. With Derek Rose's popularity, he didn't need a videographer to edit him at all, and there were a lot of highlights on YouTube.
The puppy was carefully watching Joey Dorsey's video clip and the player introductions that had been sent.
Joey Dorsey is 1.99 meters tall barefoot, 2.01 meters tall with shoes, 2.17 meters with an arm span and weighs 120 kilograms. Defensive titan , rebounding monster, block master. He has a strong body like a fitness gentleman, S-level strength, and a bounce ...... above A.
The puppy was secretly surprised.
This is indeed a difficult opponent to entangle.
Subsequently, open the video. The explosive painting style is coming, card position, grab rebounds, block and dismantle, block, and roar...... He's the dynamite keg of the University of Memphis, and when he is ignited, the morale of the whole team is raised.
"It's hard to deal with."
The puppy let out the same exclamation as Westbrook next to him.
The University of Memphis has a scalpingly 37-game winning streak so far this year.
"Snoopy, can we win?"
For the first time, Russell Westbrook doubted his confidence.
He looked at the puppy.
"Of course!" The puppy's tone was more firm than ever: "I have never considered other options than victory. ”
"Okay, I'll take care of the brains. I'm in charge of the charge! Russell Westbrook grinned, then turned off Derek Rose's video: "Let's have World of Warcraft!" ”
The puppy was about to say yes when the phone rang.
Kevin Love called: "Snoopy, the Disney manager has come to our house, and they want to see you tonight." ”
The puppy felt strange.
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