Chapter 545: The Heart Has Fallen (Fourth Watch)
Chen Feng continued: "Your master asked you to go down the mountain to practice, but he didn't tell you what to experience, are you like a headless fly?" Do you rely on your understanding? Hehe, wouldn't it be nice to be plain, what kind of mystery are you doing? Obviously refuses to teach you more! That's it! Besides, what should you do when you go down the mountain and meet bad people? What should I do if I am trafficked? Okay, don't be angry, I know you're not a child! Well, let's talk about it, your master told you to go down the mountain, did you have a way to teach you to go down the mountain and deal with people? Can you teach you how to behave in the world? ”
"The master said to be kind to others."
"! Bullshit perfunctory! The world is dangerous, does your master want to push you into the fire pit? Be kind to others? Who is this other person, do you know? Do you know how to tell? ”
The persistent heart was silent, he really didn't know how to distinguish.
In fact, Chen Feng also saw that he didn't know how to distinguish, this kind of honest person is honest in doing things, but he doesn't have so many hearts!
Chen Feng smiled: "Hey, tell me, what do you need most?" ”
"I..." Persistent thought about it, shook his head and said, "I don't know either." ”
"Then let Brother Bean tell you!" Chen Feng looked at his persistent heart seriously and said, "What you need most is how to walk in society and how to create a career!" The most important thing is how to treat women and how to deal with women! A man's generation, can't do without a woman, do you want to be a single? No matter how much you learn, how much you know, how much you have, a generation of singles, you are always a stick! In addition to masturbating, there is no equipment for guns, let alone guns! So, what you need the most, pickle technique! Did your master teach you? ”
"My master." The heart didn't know what to say for a while, he always felt that Chen Feng was talking nonsense, but it seemed to be very reasonable, and the heart really wanted to learn how to deal with girls, don't panic when you see a girl, and can't raise your head!
Hey, how could an NPC teach this! Chen Feng smiled secretly, and then said, "Your master doesn't have it!" What you need most is not taught to you, but to teach you something that your master wants to teach you, what is this called? It's called selfishness! It's called purpose! It's called using you as a tool to pass on the torch! Didn't even think about you as a student! Is your master a good master? ”
At this time, the heart was silent, in fact, it seemed to be what Chen Feng said, what the student wanted, the teacher did not teach, what the teacher wanted to teach, the student must learn, not learn, forced to learn!
"Okay, let's not talk about your master! Your master is right to ask you to go down the mountain to experience, at least go out and meet a nobleman, well, your master didn't teach you, don't brother teach you! How to deal with women, how to pick up girls, don't brother teach you! "Small, see if you can't take the bait!
"Really?" Persistent heart and eyes lit up.
"Did I lie to you?"
"I don't think so."
"That's right!" Chen Feng laughed: "Come, if you want to pick up a girl, drink first!" You have to drink first! Drink! ”
"Good!" The persistent heart finally responded.
Hey, it turns out that not only women can't get too close to Chen Feng, but neither can men! Lo and behold, a very good young man began to degenerate.
Persistent heart does not know how to drink, Chen Feng suddenly drank a few glasses, and then fainted drunk.
Chen Feng shook him a few times, and seeing that the persistent heart almost did not react, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but hook up an evil smile, so he put away all the equipment on his body with basic attacks, and then manipulated the obsessive heart, which was a violent beating!
"Cool! Hahaha, it's been a long time since I've beaten someone like this! Chen Feng punched to the flesh, and he was very happy, and the depression in his heart was swept away.
"As I always said, if I don't beat you, I won't be bullied! Hey, hey, hey, he In order to avoid the hunger of the obsessive heart from dropping to zero, resulting in an extremely serious injury and dying at the first touch, Chen Feng did not forget to give the obsessive heart a roast chicken.
"Hehe, play your little **, uh, no, it seems that men and men will be struck by lightning when they come into contact with men, and they almost didn't kill themselves! Well, looking for a stick to poke the chrysanthemum and knock the ball, this doesn't count as physical contact! Wowhaha. ”
A few hours later, a wooded area.
Chen Feng sat on the rock, leaning on his back and tilting his head, comfortably bathing in the sunlight swaying down from the forest.
Lying next to the rock, he was obsessed with his heart, and when he woke up groggily, he first rubbed his head, then rubbed his body, and then his hands didn't know where to rub, and finally, the point was under the crotch, and this guy groaned and said: "It hurts, the whole body hurts, what's the matter?" ”
Chen Feng smiled secretly, but there was a wry smile on his face: "Hey, I'm drunk, I'm a chicken." ”
Persistent heart shook his head: "It seems that wine is not a good thing." ”
"Don't say that." Chen Feng said: "Drunkenness is the only way for men, and pain is also the price of men's growth. ”
"Hehe, what you said seems to be very philosophical."
"Shallow, shallow. Philosophy, fold the truth in your mouth, and it will become a philosophy. Chen Feng smiled, took out a roast chicken and said, "Come, eat roast chicken, replenish hunger, and also relieve pain." ”
After ravaging his heart, Chen Feng's body and mind were smooth, it was time to be kind to his heart and pull him through a door.
"No, I have a solution." Persistent heart mouth whispered: "Shui'er, help me heal." ”
With the summoning of the heart, there was an extra drop the size of a thumb in front of him, a crystal clear droplet, like a transparent crystal, but a little more fluctuating.
The water droplets flew around the heart, and I saw a thin layer of mist next to the heart, and the bruises on the heart's face disappeared immediately.
After the water droplets finished tinkering with these, they flew to the heart's hand, and the heart held the palm of the hand, and said with a smile: "Thank you Shui'er, go to sleep." ”
The water droplets seemed to understand human language, but they actually got into the palm of the heart and disappeared.
Chen Feng stared at all this with wide eyes, and the water droplets made him feel very familiar and familiar!
Right! Like Brother Huo! This water droplet is very similar to Brother Huo! Don't..
"What are you?" Chen Feng hurriedly asked.
"It's called Shui'er, and it's a skill that I learned the laws of the Heavenly Dao." The heart answered truthfully.
"Do you know how to use it?" Sure enough, this product will also be the law of heaven!
"Yes."
Chen Feng was overjoyed, and hurriedly asked, "How to use it?" Tell me about it. ”
"You don't have the Heavenly Dao Law of the Elemental System, so it's useless to know it."
"Look." Since he wanted to pull his heart into a door, Chen Feng didn't hide it, and he showed the fire brother who had him in his sleeve, and said: "I also have it, I don't know how to use it, can you talk about it?" ”
"So you have it too! Don't you know how to use it? ”
Nonsense, I always know that I still need to ask you!
"Wait for you to say."
"Oh, you should also learn the elemental system, and the elemental laws are not like others."
"Wait, what is the law of the elemental system? Explain. Chen Feng was confused.