After a short and intense training camp, the NBA's thirty teams embarked on an extremely short preseason journey.

The Bulls played three games, and most of the other teams only had two or one.

Although the basketball media has been cautiously criticizing the little duke all summer for not going to make movies, not going to concerts, not having so many commercial activities and scandals with so many female stars.

However, in the first game of the preseason, the Lust Dog opened the game with a tomahawk slam dunk behind the eager Detroit sophomore center Greg Monroe to the ground.

All the doubts automatically ascended to heaven.

Because in front of this extremely violent tomahawk slash, the little duke shook the young fat Starki to the side with an exaggerated gesture of worshipping the Buddha, and almost didn't fall.

The flowing movements make people exclaim...... The Little Duke has evolved again.

His physical coordination is improving at a rate that is visible to the naked eye.

If it weren't for the last three minutes of the first quarter when Lust Dog expressed his respect for the steel city of Detroit with a shocking five-iron streak, one might even suspect that he would have been completely reborn.

Even so, though.

Bulls fans on TV are still hopeful for the new season, as the new man blends perfectly with the Dukes under the mask when he appears on the court with Lore Deng, Tygibson and Korver with Snoopy.

Detroit instantly blew a violent spring breeze.

The so-called spring breeze is proud.

Led by the little duke, Tygibson and Lore Deng are like two sharp daggers, constantly cutting through various cutting movements, easily cutting through the defense of the Iron Maiden of Detroit. Korver and Hamilton then fired bullets into their dead holes with their precise shots.

The broken Pistons couldn't withstand the Bulls' third-quarter offense.

In fact, if it weren't for the Lust Dogs' 2-of-12 shooting from beyond the three-point line, the game wouldn't have been in suspense before halftime.

And it's worth mentioning that Derrick Rose didn't play tonight.

The guy was peeling an apple at a hotel in Detroit and snapped his little thumb, and according to the team doctor, he almost cut it to the bone.

This time it became a joke in the media, and it was the first time that the NBA had peeled apples so violently.

Ross was a little depressed about this, and he complained in the locker room: "If MTV wasn't reporting on which duchess girl you'd be marrying, I wouldn't have cut my own hand at all!" ”

This made the pervert feel quite innocent.

At the same time, it also made the players start to think about the offseason.

So, a crowd of people rushed up and asked, "Hey, are you really going to marry Daphne?" ”

"What about the duchess girls?"

"Where did you and the three duchess girls disappear from the beach in October?"

"Did you really spend the night with Emma Watson in the UK?"

"Also, what's the matter with the Korean son-in-law?"

"By the way, there are also female stars from your own motherland......"

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Led by Lore Deng, a group of bored guys launched a onslaught on their leader.

This made the lustful dog miss Marbury immensely.

It turns out that a team without a commissar is soulless.

"I think your consciousness is declining very quickly!!"

The little duke dropped the sentence and fled out of the dressing room.

Then in Indiana, he vented his anger on the home fans who were holding Duchess Girl bikini boards.

Although Paul George explained to Snoopy, in Indiana, the people were like that.

But the pervert dog was still angry and rushed into the penalty area to complete nine violent dunks, and each dunk would stare fiercely at the fans holding bikini boards. Even after dunking Hibbert to his crotch, he didn't forget to stick out his middle finger to the shouting Pacers fans.

This played a key role in his early graduation certificate.

Amid the boos of the local fans, the little duke walked out of the arena with his head held high.

He didn't like the vibe.

In fact, as he left, he thought angrily: "It's better not for me to meet you guys in the playoffs!" I'm not going to give Reggie Miller face.

Snoopy could accept the ridicule of those around him, but he couldn't tolerate rude fans making unsightly banners and billboards. This kind of behavior disrespects neither those female stars nor themselves.

After Snoopy was off the field. Lowe Deng led the team to continue the onslaught, and he couldn't sit back and watch this game be overturned by the Pacers.

They did a wonderful job.

Carlos Boozer, despite his heavy offseason fortunes, rushed to the basket several times and forced layups.

And after he succeeded, he didn't forget to scold at the side of the court.

He scolded very vaguely.

This made the referee very uncomfortable, and he didn't know whether to give T or not.

That's the brilliance of the NBA's old fritters.

After the game, Carlos Boozer did not change his style at all from last season, and he talked about the greatness of the Little Duke in front of the Indiana media. At the same time, he criticized the Pacers' fan culture: "Those things don't mean anything other than Snoopy's anger and slaughter." ”

"Indiana has a tradition of offending basketball rulers, but you need to be careful. The current Bull Juggernaut is much more brutal than the previous one, so he won't give you a chance to resist. We'll see! ”

Carlos Boozer has the posture of a ruthless expert.

Many media outlets ridiculed his fifteen million annual salary in the offseason for fourteen million in praise of the Little Duke's labor expenses.

How could Boozer accept such humiliation? So, this season he increased the business of 'ruthless talk'. He's going to make the Bulls management feel like he's getting the best value for his money!

This spirit of service was unanimously appreciated and highly praised by the Bulls players after the game!

Lohr Deng, who had spoken with Marbury for two nights before leaving for Beijing, made an important speech from a commanding position, believing that he had spoken from the heart of the locker room, and that this spirit of 'humiliating the king and his ministers to death' should continue to be carried forward, and he should work hard and continue to go deeper.

Carlos Boozer said he would continue to work hard to live up to expectations.

Frankly, the atmosphere of the post-game meeting was a novelty for the newcomers, the Masked Men and rookie Jimmy Butler. But at the same time, they also showed a high level of ideological awareness, took the initiative to move closer to the organization, and deeply understood the highest purpose and core of the Bulls locker room.

The Bulls' third preseason game was played at the United Center arena.

Because of the opening game on Christmas Day, David Stern, who was kicked by a donkey in the brain, was scheduled to Los Angeles, so this game against the New York Knicks poured in 20,000 people.

In this huge home cheering event.

The New York Knicks, the perverted enemies of the perverts, swallowed the crushing defeat once again, and they were knocked unconscious as soon as they opened, and then they were caught by the brutal people of Chicago and poured cockroaches into them. Scores start in double digits and go up, with a premium of more than 10 points per quarter, culminating in the end of the fourth quarter.

62-121！！

That's a magic score.

After the Knicks were brutally slaughtered by the mighty Dukes for 56 points in the playoffs, they sent a gift package in the preseason to welcome the new year.

The 58-point fiasco returned to New York State, and the entire city fell silent.

The next day, the New York Times was there muttering: Is Snoopy too impersonal? His anger should be out too, right?

Let's be honest.

Lustful dogs are very innocent.

He's only played 22 minutes, and he only got an economical triple-double of 15 points, 12 assists, 11 rebounds and 2 steals, what else do you want him to do?

Who is the New York team to blame for crossing the river now? Stoudemire had just undergone surgery, and Carmelo Anthony was eating round in New York, with both eyes on the iron-eating beast. Plus a bunch of stragglers who got it from nowhere.

Losing only 58 points is already very face-saving.

Besides, when Anthony led the Nuggets to slaughter Chris Paul by 58 points in the playoffs, the New York Times didn't see you saying that you were unkind! The No. 1 point guard in the NBA is still carrying the label of '58 City', what did he say?

Speaking of 58.com.

The Bulls' debut was indeed to Los Angeles City.

This arrangement made Chicago fans extremely angry, believing that everyone at the top of the league had been kicked in the brains by donkeys.

Chicago is the grand champion, and the opening game is going to Los Angeles to play??

What are the Lakers?

Last year's semi-finals were swept by the broken settlement, why? If you want to fight, it's also against last year's Western Conference champion Mavericks!

Besides, in the opening game, what does it mean to send the Mavericks to Miami?

Is there cross-infection?

Bulls fans are very upset!

The Bulls players are also holding their breath, and this arrangement means that they will not be able to return to their home court to receive their championship rings after playing the Lakers, Clippers, Kings, and Warriors!

Lore Deng even wrote in the edit box of Twitter on several occasions @David Stern: Come out and get beaten!

Then delete it again.

The British chief is a little cowardly!

In contrast, Noah of France, who has gained a lot of weight, is much more rigid. When he arrived in Los Angeles, he said disapprerovingly, "I didn't think of it as a Christmas fight. It's an ordinary regular season game, and the Lakers aren't at the level of a Christmas game anymore. ”

He was very frank.

And he also dissed the offseason remarks that Andrew Bynum claimed he didn't deserve the All-Defensive Second Team. "That guy just got his hair done. He didn't understand the matter of defense at all. ”

The statement full of gunpowder made the Angelenos very unhappy.

But there is no way, and now the Lakers' momentum is indeed declining. Especially after the three-way deal was rejected, and then Chris Paul was traded to the Clippers, a team in the same city, the Purple and Gold seemed to have entered a downward channel.

And most importantly, four days ago. Kobe Bryant, 33, during a preseason game against the Clippers. He was blocked on a layup against DeAndre Jordan. After falling to the ground, it was found that his right wrist was injured. Subsequently, he was diagnosed with a torn interosseous ligament in the wrist deltoid, and the injury was serious.

However, if he undergoes surgery, he will be out for at least a few weeks.

This is very detrimental to the situation of the Lakers in the new season.

So, he refused surgery.

And stressed: "No matter how bad the situation is, I will do my best to help the team. Even if I cut off my injured right hand, I will fight the opening game with my other hand! ”

It's very tough.

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