Chen Mo continued:

"A few days ago, because of a work mistake, I was called to the office by my boss for half an hour of training.

After leaving the office, I spat in the trash.

It's weird.

Since then, no one has put on my little shoes.

At the same time, they all became enthusiastic about me.

Even the manager respects me three points!

Excuse me, why is that? ”

"I felt a serious lack of my IQ."

"It's over, now I can't even understand the connotation of the king."

"Spitting in the trash, not in the boss's face, why did you become so awesome?"

"I don't know why this is ......"

"Damn!!! Groove !! ”

Just when everyone was confused.

Someone seemed to have something in mind.

"Think about it, what does that phlegm look like?"

"What can phlegm look like?"

"Thick, thick, fishy ......"

Nima!! I know what it's like! ”

"Rub! I see! ”

"No wonder!"

After a lot of tips.

Ninety-nine percent of the sailors instantly understood, and then they couldn't close their legs with laughter.

There are also a small number of sailors who don't understand.

"What the hell are you talking about?

What thick, thick, fishy......

Isn't phlegm like this? ”

And those old drivers who understood it were all smiling badly, but they didn't explain it.

"Ouch, there are still this kind of little sprouts!"

"I don't even understand this! You're still a member of the Demon King Legion! ”

"Lao Tie, you don't understand it now, when you grow up, you will understand what that phlegm is like.

And, why did those colleagues misunderstand. ”

"You guys are really desperate! Why not make it clear?

I want to be a veteran driver too!! ”

Chen Mo looked at the barrage and smiled slightly, and continued:

"A girl had rabbits, but the strange thing was that the rabbits never ate turnips.

The girl was worried that the rabbit was sick and went to the doctor.

The doctor made the girl understand in one sentence.

What did the doctor say?

As a reminder, it has to do with turnips. ”

", is today a collection of jokes that test your IQ?"

"Those who are not dirty can't guess the good felling at all!"

"Something to do with turnips? Could it be that the radish is broken? ”

"If the radish is bad, and the girl is not stupid, do you still need to ask the doctor?"

"Don't sell the king, okay?"

"Why?"

Chen Mo didn't sell it anymore, and said directly:

"The doctor said: rabbits don't eat fishy things."

Rabbits don't eat fishy stuff?

the !!!

Fishy smell?

Turnip?

Where else could this smell come from!!

"This car is driving, the thief is a chicken!!"

"Hey, the fairy? Yes, it's the same intersection last time, and this time the car is only driving on the steering wheel. ”

"I've said it many times, but I'm going to say it anyway...... The unprepared commotion flashed the old man's waist! ”

Chen Mo continued:

"A girl in our class brought a mobile phone to school.

The teacher asked her to hand over her mobile phone, but she refused, and searched her clothes but couldn't find it.

Then he called her on her cellphone.

But there was no bell for a long time.

Hit the tenth time when the teacher was ready to give up.

The girl suddenly lay on the ground with a red face and red ears, and convulsed. ”

"Damn !!"

"Ahh It was as if I saw a beautiful woman twitching in front of me......"

"Damn, I'm finally in this car!"

"Finally one I understand!"

"It's not easy! These days, my IQ is not high, and I can't understand the joke of hanging the king! ”

Chen Mo continued:

"Woman: In order to get my husband to agree to buy a bag, my mouth is all rubbing.

Colleague: Have you been talking about it for a long time?

F: No. ”

"Huh?"

"This joke...... What do you mean? ”

"It's over...... I just said I understood, but now I don't understand......"

“……”

This time the joke is very short.

But none of the sailors guessed what it meant.

What's the skin of the mouth worn out?

What is not?

What is that?

What's so funny about it?

Wait until you have whetted everyone's appetite.

Chen Mo smiled faintly and said:

"Think about it, except that speaking can wear out the skin of your mouth.

Between husband and wife, what else can grind the skin? ”

Everyone: "......"

Quiet!

There was silence in the live broadcast room!

Everyone was silent.

The barrage is gone!

A minute later......

The barrage exploded!!

"!!"

"I didn't expect it, I didn't think that there could be such a dirty joke in three sentences!"

"Admire and admire, under is the admiration of the five-body throw!!"

"Every time someone disdainfully tells me, isn't the king just a little dirty?

I'll do it too!

I'm just going to laugh!

They will never reach the level of hanging kings! ”

"That is, a person who does not have a dirty word, but can be dirty, don't want it.

That's no one anymore! ”

Chen Mo:

"The latest iPhone is on the market.

The daughter said to her godfather: Dad, I want to buy a new mobile phone.

Godfather: The old rules.

My daughter asked: Why does it smell of today?

Godfather: Your godbrother wants to buy it too. ”

"......"

"That's a lot of information......

"Explosion!!"

"Let me take a look...... I'm a little bit of a mess ......."

However, Chen Mo didn't give everyone a chance to react at all.

Continued:

The boy secretly tugged at the little finger of the girl next to him.

The girl didn't react.

The boy snickered.

Development to the ring finger.

The girl didn't speak, just blushed.

This progressed to the middle finger.

The girl snorted and withdrew her hand.

The Angry Word: The !! who will get pregnant

Excuse me, do you understand?

I won't explain it this time, so I'll leave a suspense for everyone. ”

Chen Mo continued without stopping:

"Okay, the last two jokes before the broadcast!

The four most important things for men:

Three meals a day. ”

"How are these four things? Isn't it three? ”

"yes...... Three meals, can you add a late-night snack? ”

"Hahahaha, don't you know how to count?"

“……”

However, an old sailor immediately sent a barrage:

"Don't be in a hurry to laugh at the king...... I don't think it's that simple. ”

"Haven't you learned your lesson?

Every joke said by the hanging king is a classic among the classics!

When did you ever disappoint you? ”

"! I know!!! You pronounce the first two words as verbs! ”

"One day...... Wipe!!! ”

"I see!!

"Three meals a day can still be played like this!"

“６６６６６６６６！”

This time, because too many people ridiculed Chen Mo, it made these sailors feel very embarrassed.

I sprayed people without understanding it, so one by one I began to frantically brush rockets to cover up my barrage.

Chen Mo:

"It's the last joke!

Once upon a time, a female vampire grabbed a man and tried to drain his blood.

The man begged: Let me go, and my money will be given to you.

Vampire said: What do I want that thing for, I can't let you go.

The man said, "Then at least let me choose where to be sucked, right?"

The vampire said, "Yes, I see you are so cooperative.

After 3 seconds, the vampire asked, "Why is your blood white?"

Man: I don't know, maybe I'm healthy......"