The Eastern Conference Finals are much more hot than the Western Conference Finals.

As the two biggest traffic superstars in the league today, the collision between the Little Duke and the Chosen One has always been an easy way to win all sports media pages.

Although Kevin Durant has been trying to squeeze into this camp, he is actually far from it.

It may be due to temperament.

After all, neither Snoopy nor LeBron have expressed on social media that they want to take a bath with so-and-so female star, or emphasize that they are lifelong fans of so-and-so singer...... It's also too down-to-earth.

May 29.

Basketball fans around the world are focused on the United Center in Chicago as the Heat and Bulls meet in the Eastern Conference Finals for the second year in a row.

Under the operation of the major media outlets, Chicago and Miami have formed a new rival model.

Moreover, almost all commentators believe that this will become the new normal of the Eastern League in the future, and the pattern of two superpowers and many powers will affect the situation in the east for a long time.

"When Dwyanwade is humble, you know how hot the next game is!"

Shaq O'Neill said this in the pre-match commentary. He had been teammates with Wade, and he knew Dwyan's temperament. If the Flash had flare his teeth and claws before the game, then when he arrives in the arena, he will most likely only exert about 80 percent of his strength. And if he is silent, then after he plays, this guy will definitely give two hundred percent of his energy. Then, after winning the race, jump on the technical table and roar: This is my horse!

Charles Barkley clearly doesn't want to talk about The Flash.

His eyes were focused on the sidelines, and he saw Michael Jordan, Dennis Rodman and Stephen Cole. In his mouth, these bulls didn't get any good words: "They just came here to rub the heat." ”

On the contrary, Anne Hathaway and Scarlett Johansson, who sat on the other side, received infinite praise from him.

"Look at these two duchess girls, don't you think they are getting more and more beautiful? Their skin is in such good condition that they are eighteen-year-old girls. This is a serious violation of the fact that white women are aging and their appearance is quickly collapsing, is there still such a benefit to the scandal with Snoopy? ”

"In fact, all duchess girls are becoming more beautiful. Taylor Swift even wore a low-cut outfit when she attended the awards ceremony last week, oh my god! I'm sure she's at least a C-cup ...... now"

"By the way, there is also the famous model, Carlie Kraus, who is most favored by Dior. Poor KK can't even go to the catwalk now, she's less and less like a female model with ribs, so I can probably understand why she went to college to study a counter program. ”

Charles Barkley was ramming off before the game officially began.

Talking about his recent new study, "On the Combination of the Appearance of the Little Duke's Gossip Subjects and the Blossoming of Chinese and American Cultures," this kind of nonsense is frankly still very popular with TV viewers, which is probably why TNT's ratings are rising.

After all, this skincare expert also has a large female audience.

And, interestingly, under his nonsense, more and more white women want to spread scandals with the little duke or something. After all, who doesn't want to look beautiful and stay young forever.

After all, this is a visible curative effect!

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Scarlett didn't know that Charles Barkley was talking about it, but she did welcome the flattery from her peers right now. Her female companion is amazed by her blown-up skin and is searching for the perfect adjective.

"Well... It's like an egg that has just been peeled off its shell and membrane, white and tender! Perfect! ”

Finally, she found this cheesy and yet sincere word.

But the corners of Anne's lips outside the two seats drew a contemptuous smile, and she deliberately pulled up her short hair, and then made a very ostentatious gesture of raising her head and shaking her shoulders.

This makes her face even more perfect.

At that moment, she heard Kanye West next to her exclaiming.

She didn't want to talk to West, though.

West has been recognized in the circle as having no vision, and he actually enlarged Kim Kardashian's belly, and... Compensation was also paid for her divorce from Humphries.

are-you-kidding-me？

Everybody thought it was.

But in any case, respect the wishes of the parties.

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LeBron James is clearly a little disrespectful of his teammates' wishes. When he finished sprinkling magnesium powder on the technical table, he walked over to interrupt Chris Bosh and Joaquinnoah's handshake.

His face was stern and very competitive: "He is our enemy now, and it is not yet time to shake hands and make peace!" ”

He uses this attitude to create tension in the game.

However, Joaquin Noah said I-dont-give-a-fuk!

He turned and walked to the center of the court, ready for the jump ball.

TNT, which was broadcast live across the United States, quickly showed the starting lineups of both sides on the screen: Derrick Rose, Snoopydou, Lore Deng, Carlos Boozer, and Joakinoah represented the Bulls.

Mario Money, Dwyane Wade, LeBron James, Haslem, Chris Bosh as the Heat's starting five!

"The Heat's starters focus on offensive firepower, and the Bulls focus more on defense." Kenny Smith said from the commentary bench, "But why not put Derrick Rose on the bench?" I think in terms of compatibility, Hamilton is clearly a better fit for Snoopy! ”

Even before the playoffs began, Kenny Smith had been emphasizing that Chicago should split the two perimeter cores.

Originally a point guard, he has always opposed the practice of double point guards, and he never thought that putting the best players on the court would bring out the best in the game!

This point, in fact, coincides with Tom Thibodeau.

Before the Eastern Conference semifinals began, he had the idea of asking Derrick Rose to play the sixth man in the team's tactical meeting.

This was almost 80 percent in favor.

But Snoopy was adamantly against it.

He knew it would be a better option for the team, but at a time of sensitivity like this, making such a decision would only make the media's troublemakers even more crazy.

Backbite!

The whistle blew.

Joakinoah leaped to his feet, and he beat Chris Bosh to quickly shoot the basketball to his own half.

But by the time the basketball fell to Derrick Rose, the Flash had already struck out.

Wearing the away black jersey, he sneaks like a ghost, and his speed is extremely fast.

However, when it was time for him to shoot the basketball.

Snoopy suddenly moved quickly, poof!

His figure was just right in front of Wade, and Dwyane felt like he had hit a heavy low wall, and his progress collapsed in an instant. And can only watch as the puppy holds the basketball firmly and then moves forward.

He shook his head and followed quickly.

Then, block Snoopy outside the three-point line in the backcourt.

His expression was extremely serious.

Recently, due to the no-ceiling touting of Iguodala and others, many media outlets have begun to call Snoopy the best scoring guard in the East.

This incident made the Flash quite unhappy.

He was not convinced by the black mamba, and asked him to admit that the puppy who was good at throwing fairy balls was stronger than himself, how could it be?

"Come on, Snoopy! It's been a year since you played each other, so let me see how you progress. ”

The Flash said very seriously, he was eager to fight.

For the Heat, although this shrinking season double-beat the Bulls. But since the puppy didn't play in both games, it has to be said that it is a huge pity.

All right!

The little duke smiled and nodded.

Immediately, he suddenly stepped away with his left foot, and his figure followed as quickly as a warrior drew his sword.

This violent impact made Wade subconsciously take half a step back.

At the moment, he raised all his guards to the highest level.

This goal is a stark reflection of the Duke's progress over the year: he didn't have such a good overall coordination last season.

No wonder you can get so many fairy balls.

Wade quickly pounced on the right, and he followed closely after the backward puppy.

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