Chapter 13: Come Out If It's a Man!
Seeing that his father was eager to step forward and kill him, Jun Chu said, "Wait...... Father, tell me, why do you want me to memorize those poems...... I don't really remember ......."
Jun Rufeng said: "I still don't remember, right...... I said, I'm going to beat you up for everything today...... Come over to me! ”
"No, you will be beaten in the past! Fools just passed! Jun Chu suddenly shouted!
"I'll let you come!" Jun Rufeng suddenly slapped the Taishi chair, and then the whole person stood up and glared at Jun Chu angrily.
"No, I won't go!" Jun Chu shook his head violently, then looked at Qin Monong pitifully, and fled behind Qin Monong.
"Mother, you take care of your man......"
Qin Monong smiled dumbly, and then looked at Jun Chu with a smile. "Okay, mother, never allow your father to touch you......"
"Monong! Don't protect this waste! Let me kill him......" Jun Rufeng said angrily.
"What? Jun Rufeng, do you say it again? Who is Waste? Who are you going to kill? Qin Monong immediately glared at Jun Rufeng, and then said, "Chu Er has just recovered from a serious illness, who are you trying to scare with this appearance?" Do you want my father to come and see that his good son-in-law is going to kill his own grandson today? ”
"Mo Nong, you ......" Jun Rufeng has no problem with his own wife.
"What am I ...... I'm not allowed to beat him anyway! Qin Monong protected Jun Chu with one hand and said to Jun Rufeng.
"It's a man, don't hide behind a woman!" Jun Rufeng suddenly looked at Jun Chu and said, he can't get his wife, he can only use the method of agitation to provoke Jun Chu.
Jun Chu suddenly poked his head out from behind Qin Monong and looked at Jun Rufeng. "What do you mean that a man should not hide behind a woman? Is it wrong for me to hide behind my own mother's own person? I don't believe that when you were a child, your grandmother didn't protect you...... Although I never saw my grandmother......"
"You ......" Jun Rufeng was suddenly speechless! Immediately, he said: "You also know when you were a child? Are you still young? I'm your age, and when I'm sixteen years old, I've been in the army and a centurion......"
"Wow, you're so good, I adore you so much! It's really worthy of my Junchu Lao Tzu! Jun Chu suddenly laughed.
Jun Rufeng was stunned for a moment, and then said, "You ......"
To be honest, Jun Rufeng was about to be happy by Jun Chu.
On the other hand, Lan Zhentian and Lan Yingying, as well as Jun Wushuang, didn't have so many worries, and when they saw Jun Chu say this, they suddenly couldn't hold back and laughed.
Especially Jun Wushuang, while smiling, he secretly glanced at Jun Chu. This guy, how did he become a general person, before, his mouth was not so sharp, and besides, how dare he talk to his father like this......
"If it's a man, come out!"
"Don't come out, manly man, a man! If you can't say it, then it will definitely not come out! If you come out, you're not a manly man......"
"You ......"
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Seeing that the father and son had enough trouble, Qin Monong said: "Okay, you two, don't be afraid of Lan Lao's jokes......"
"Yes, mother, you're right! My father is such an adult, and he is still like a child, yelling and screaming, right......" Jun Chu poked his head out from behind Qin Monong and laughed.
Jun Rufeng frowned......
"You're no better! Your father is all for your good, don't you know? Qin Monong suddenly nodded Jun Chu's forehead in disgust, and then said: "Your father just wants you to be sensible, memorize a poem, and then ask Lan Lao to take you to study at the Starry Sky Academy, but you're not motivated at all!" ”
"What...... What Star Academy...... Can you get in by reciting poems? Jun Chu said suddenly.
"Are you really stupid or pretending to be stupid......" Qin Monong stretched out his index finger again, pointed at Jun Chu's forehead, and said angrily.
"I'm ...... I don't remember......" Jun Chu said.
"Then I'll tell you, listen well! Your father has given you everything, as long as you recite a poem during the literary examination tomorrow, you can pass the literary examination of the Star Academy and enter the Star Academy......" Qin Monong said, "Now you know, right?" ”
"Uh...... Got it......" Jun Chu nodded.
"It's still too late, you can still memorize it and write it down silently in the afternoon and evening! Promise your mother, don't embarrass your mother...... Is it good, Chu'er ......" Qin Mo said with a doting smile.
"Can you let me see what kind ......of poem it is first," Jun Chu asked.
"Like the wind...... The child is interested......" Qin Monong suddenly smiled.
Jun Rufeng was angry, turned around and took out a piece of rice paper from under the table in the main hall, and then spread it out.
Jun Chu immediately looked at the paper, and then shook his head.
"Chu'er, what do you mean by shaking your head?" Qin Monong suddenly wondered.
Jun Chu made a sneering and disappointed look, and said, "Mother, you just let me recite this poem, and then take it to the competition?" Even if you help me fix all the relationships, but you have to make it look a little bit, right? Just this poem, like a child's writing, is purely for the sake of rhyme, and has no deep meaning at all! Can this be used for competition? ”
Jun Rufeng couldn't hold back anymore this time, and shot the case!
"Father, what are you going to do? If you have something to say, the gentleman doesn't do it...... Do you stop, stop? Don't come here...... Mother! "......Jun Chu immediately ran towards Qin Monong, after all, Jun Rufeng's posture was really terrifying.
"Like the wind, what kind of crazy ...... are you going to do," Qin Monong said suddenly.
"I'm done with his ass! I'm going to beat this thing to death today! It's useless for anyone to persuade you! You're all spoiled, ma'am...... You can't keep him, I said! ”
"Why are you hitting me! I'm not wrong! Jun Chu suddenly shouted!
"Do you know who wrote this poem? You are so dismissive! That's right, you, a person who has no ink in your belly, where can you understand such a wonderful verse...... "Jun is like the wind."
"Cut, that's what poetry is also called? Isn't that what I know a quatrain a quatrain? Jun Chu said suddenly.
"You?" Jun Rufeng suddenly looked at Jun Chu, "Do you still know poetry?" What a joke! ”
"If you don't give me a chance to perform, how do you know I can't?"
"Okay! Then you come out! I'll give you a chance to perform......"
"Okay!" Jun Chu said suddenly! Immediately, just as he was about to take a step, he shrank back again, looked at Jun Rufeng, Jun Chu said suspiciously: "You didn't say that on purpose, and then trick me out and beat me......"
"Humph!" Jun Rufeng suddenly scolded angrily, and then sat on the previous Taishi chair. "I'm not going to beat you up this way!"
"That's good......" Jun Chu smiled.
"Don't pretend, I see what poems you can put in your stomach, it will be better than what today's university scholars compose!" You are like the wind! "If you let me know that you have only been here for a long time, then I think, Star Academy, don't go either, you will be embarrassed by Lao Tzu if you go! You just go to the barracks with Lao Tzu! Lao Tzu can't kill you stinky boy, you are my father! ”
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