Chapter 105: Fat Man
Chen Feng woke up quietly, felt a splitting headache, was in a trance, rubbed his temples with both hands, and after a long time, the pain was finally gone, but he felt weak and unable to concentrate.
Chen Feng looked around, this is a village, needless to say, it must be a novice village!
If the martial arts are abolished, at least the attributes of the body cultivation can be retained, but if you return to the novice village, you may even be useless in the attribute improvement brought by the marrow washing scripture!
Hurriedly opened the body attribute bar, and when he looked at it, Chen Feng was immediately stunned, and he wanted to die!
Character attributes
Strength: 1 (Strength affects physical damage)
Agility: 1 (Agility affects body reflexes and movement completion speed)
Senses: 1 (Senses affect the speed of brain reactions)
Root Bone: 1 (affects the character's health)
Perception: 11+3 (???? )
Fuyuan:? (Affects the chance of dropping, triggering normal quests and hidden quests, unless there is a chance of a special event)
What's going on? Except for understanding, it's all one! Damnation! Don't be so miserable! Even if the martial arts are abolished, the attributes can be restored, and now it's all one, it's really wasted!
A little agility and a little sense of thought, half a beat slower than ordinary people, how will you mix in the future? The strength is only a little, and you can't move with more things in your backpack! It's only a little bit of a bone, and if someone sneezes, they have to go to the judge!
Moreover, the evil spirit has not diminished at all! Does it mean that if you kill someone in the future, you will be punished by God?
"Oh my God!!! Don't bring such a playful person! Chen Feng wailed hysterically: "Sister Guanyin, Queen Mother! Tell me!! I'm dreaming!! ”
"Smack!"
A palm so big that it covered the sky flew over.
Chen Feng only felt a pain on his face, and then turned into white light and resurrected himself by the well in the novice village. Touching his face blankly, Chen Feng looked at the location he was before.
But I saw a monster with a body length of two meters and a waist diameter of two meters, looking at his hands blankly.
This monster has a white "hehe" on its head, and it turns out to be a player!
"Holy! Fatty, why are you beating me! Chen Feng walked over and shouted angrily.
The fat man frowned: "I just want to tell you that you are not dreaming, and also, I am not called fat, I am called nerd, because I like to meditate, and some people call me stupid, after all, my IQ is difficult for ordinary people to understand." ”
Chen Feng realized, it turns out that there is a problem with the IQ of these two goods! No wonder it's still in the Newbie Village!
"Smack!" The fat man suddenly slapped Chen Feng again, fanning Chen Feng into white light and resurrecting him.
"I'm a XX !!" As soon as Chen Feng came back to life, he scolded: "I'll your ancestor!" Oh yes! Why are you beating me! ”
Chen Feng was extremely angry, when did he give a fat man such a bullying? But Chen Feng could only scold verbally, thinking of his own attributes, he couldn't afford to hurt it!
The fat man looked at his palm, pondered, and after a moment, he said thoughtfully: "Is it because you were beaten by me, and you took the initiative to turn into white light, or because I beat you, you passively turned into white light." Well.. It's worth thinking about. I'm going to think about it. ”
Chen Feng had a black line on his forehead, this idiot not only has a problem with IQ, but also has a problem with his nerves! Atypical neuro-retarded syndrome!
Chen Feng really wanted to slap this atypical freak to death, but he had to think about whether his fifty-yard big palm was fanned back, and his poor thirty-five-yard little face plus a little bone could bear it, just think about it, or pick up some stones, shoot a few chickens, and escape from the novice village as soon as possible.
Chen Feng immediately looked around for small pebbles, only a little strength, he was panting when he walked, holding more than a dozen small pebbles, like holding a ton of stones, Chen Feng's feet were trembling.
The work of picking up stones was hard and difficult, Chen Feng was sweating profusely, while the fat man was still in deep thought, Chen Feng passed back and forth by the fat man several times, the fat man always had his elbows on his belly, his fists on his chin, and he was contemplative.
"I see!"
The fat man suddenly screamed loudly, so frightened that Chen Feng fell to the ground, his eyes looked at the fat man's hand vigilantly, and he wanted to slap him again? If you come back, I'll fight with you!
The fat man nodded and said with a serious expression: "It turns out that the effect of force is mutual!" I hit you, it is equivalent to you hitting my hand, I am the one who takes the initiative, you are the one who receives the force, so you receive more damage, you are in a moment of crisis, the small universe erupts, that white light, it turns out that you are moving in a big way! ”
The sweat on Chen Feng's forehead! The corners of his mouth twitched, this damn fat man, it's just a little bit of Lao Tzu's bone touching your perverted palm, and Lao Tzu was slapped to death! You have to think about it for a long time, and come up with a theory! A small cosmic explosion? XX's, I'm still a bronze five-little strong, what kind of fist does Tianma have!
The fat man stared at Chen Feng on the ground with his eyes, and said with a smile: "This theory is a bit profound, can you understand?" ”
Chen Feng was directly speechless, yes, Lao Tzu has been killed by you twice, can you still not understand? You just slap Lao Tzu to death, and study the inner theory of killing Lao Tzu in front of Lao Tzu, what is this? Bullying is not! Can't you take care of the victim's weak and delicate little liver?
The fat man saw Chen Feng looking at him sadly, and said proudly: "Well, from your eyes, I deeply feel the confusion in your heart and your thirst for knowledge, but your IQ is too low to understand my theory, it seems that I have to demonstrate it to you." ”
Chen Feng was so frightened that he stepped back, and hurriedly said: "Don't be, I understand, really, it's just that small universe, I've seen it when I was a child." ”
The fat man was stunned for a while, looked at Chen Feng in surprise and said, "Oops!! You've seen it too!! Great, I've finally found someone with a common interest! New three, what is your surname? ”
Who has a common interest with you idiot! Chen Feng hit his chin with black lines on his forehead, pointed to the top of his head and said, "Don't bully my brother." ”
The fat man glanced at Chen Feng: "Dude, I can hear you clearly, you don't need to type." ”
Typing? Grandma's, Chen Feng found that his thinking couldn't keep up with the fat man's jumping nature at all, so he was greatly depressed, and pointed to the word "hehe" on the fat man's head and said: "This is Lao Tzu's name, and you also have it on your head." ”
The fat man said with disdain: "Hey, your IQ is really low, see clearly, this is me laughing!" ”
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Chen Feng was speechless, helpless, innocent, and suddenly remembered the words of the sage: Don't talk about IQ with 2B, he will pull your IQ to the same level as him, and then KO you with rich 2B experience, so Chen Feng directly ignored the fat man and got up to pick up the scattered stones.
The fat man looked at Chen Feng curiously and asked, "Don't bully brother, why are you picking up stones?" ”
Chen Feng ignored it, and the fat man asked again, but Chen Feng still ignored it.
The fat man was helpless, walked aside, picked up a stone about the same size as him and threw it at Chen Feng's side, so frightened that Chen Feng fell to the ground again, looking at the fat man's eyes, it was like the fat man gambling with him and winning him 180,000, hate!
"I'm a XX! Fatty, what do you want to do! Chen Feng shouted angrily.
The fat man looked at Chen Feng very innocently: "I see you picking up stones, so I'll help you pick them up." ”
"Holy! You can see clearly, Lao Tzu picked up such a small one!! You throw me such a big one!! You're trying to fucking crush me! Chen Feng roared angrily.
The fat man's eyes flashed, and all his thoughts were: "Big stones and small stones, they are all stones, is there an inherent difference between them?!" ”
Chen Feng's eyes were empty, his expression was sluggish, his IQ was slowly declining under the aura of a fat man, and he hurriedly shook his head and said, "Lao Tzu picked up small stones to kill chickens, you want to go." Don't bother Lao Tzu! ”
"Kill the chicken!! The chickens outside the village!! The fat man seemed to have been trampled on his toes, and his voice was very sharp.
Chen Fengmu nodded, and said in his heart: "Is it possible to kill chickens, what is the theory?" ”
The fat man hugged Chen Feng and squeezed Chen Feng on the three mountains on his body: "Warrior!! ”
"Warrior? What does it mean?! Depend on!! Holy!! Let go!!! Ahhhh Dead, going to die! ”
Chen Feng gorgeously turned into white light again and resurrected from the well. The look in the fat man's eyes, complaining!! It's like Xiaoju being crippled by the wheel! !
"Stop!! Oh yes!! Don't come here, don't come near me!! You are not allowed to come within three meters of me!!! Seeing the fat man coming, Chen Feng hurriedly shouted, at this moment, Chen Feng had the heart to kill himself, once upon a time, he was trampled by a fat man so badly!
The fat man immediately froze his footsteps, snorted and cried out with tears: "Hero!!! You must be a hero sent by Heaven to rescue me!! I knew it. I really know. One day, a hero will help me kill those terrible monsters outside the village and save me from this terrible village! TAKE ME TO A HAPPY AND HAPPY LIFE ... Heroes!! That's you! ”
Chen Feng Xiaoju is like a harsh winter wax moon, shivering... Lao Tzu was sent by God, and he also rescued beautiful women, and it will never be you, a dead fat man! Still a dead fat man playing with chrysanthemums!
The fat man cried to death, as if he had forgotten Chen Feng's existence, and simply sat on the ground, his eyes raised to the sky: "I remember that day, I was thrown into a water tank, and then I arrived at this place, at that time, there were many people, they kept running towards the outside of the village, and I had been studying the beard of the village chief in the village, so I didn't pay attention, and when I noticed, I realized that there was no one in the village anymore!" All the people were eaten by those monsters outside the village!! Don't think that those are the South Gate and those are chickens, in fact they are tigers in chicken clothes, females! Don't think Simon's dogs, they're Godzilla evolved! Don't think those are rabbits at the East Gate! I'm telling you! They are people! It's all human! I've been studying them for a long time, and I have absolutely no way to break through their encirclement, I thought I was going to be trapped here forever! Yes!! O God! You've finally sent a hero! Hey! Heroes, heroes! Where are you, hero! ”
Chen Feng had already gone to the south gate to smash the chicken, and after really standing and listening to the fat man's words, he was really brainless!