As soon as it was light, I had already woken up.

This is a habit developed by sleeping in a small square for a long time.

This habit has many benefits for me sleeping in the small square, and the most important thing is that there are very few people in the small square at this time, and I can run to the small pond in the middle of the square to wash my face and hair, and even wash my body, of course, these actions still have some risks - the family law enforcement team who runs the city will drive away this bold 'artistic act'.

I once encountered a group of club-wielding bastards who chased me out of the streets like rats, and finally had nowhere to escape, and I had to burrow into a nearby dumpster that had just been cleared.

Some people may think that my approach is simply weak, and I want to fight like a man!

If you talk about fighting alone, none of the members of the law enforcement team are my opponents, but they are acting in groups, who dares to guarantee that an ADC can single-handedly take on a group of pseudo-ADCs without the protection of good equipment and high-level protection!

Even if they are as fierce as tigers, they will have to choose to retreat when facing a group of crazy Erha - after all, they are very likely to suffer from second-type rabies.

Another important reason is that once I attack the law enforcement team, it means that I unilaterally provoke the law enforcement team's family, and if I can't find the right reason to convince the family's supreme leader in Ari City, then I will face endless arrests by the family.

Unless the law has been subdued, or the head of the family is bored, and the bounty for the arrest has been withdrawn, I will not be at peace.

When I crawled out of the trash can, the clothes were stained with an unbearable strange smell, and I couldn't get rid of it after washing it more than ten times in a row, and then I overheard that in order to ensure that the smell of the trash can could not affect the surrounding users, the family management of Ari City extracted a very wonderful hormone from the goblins, which can synthesize any smell in the trash can, but this kind of thing has a disadvantage, that is, once it gets on the clothes, it is difficult to be washed off.

It wouldn't be a problem for me if it was just hard to wash off, but just as I was about to leave, the two guys revealed the source of the hormone - a highly effective goblin hormone.

It's no wonder that when I just stepped into the third layer, the green-skinned dwarfs seemed to be rampaging ducks with chicken blood, and they rushed up to me with their arms at first glance, but fortunately, my level was not low at the time, otherwise the first time in two lives might have to be buried in the hands of this group of green-skinned little monsters who never bathed.

I shudder to think about it.

By the time the phoenix crawled out of the bed, swaying a pair of waves and slamming around the wall to find the toilet, I had already completed all the planned morning exercises, and took a refreshing cool shower, and rushed to the kitchen with a little squeak that looked equally refreshed, and began to prepare breakfast.

The content of the morning exercise is very simple, wrestling with the little squeak, this beetle monster that is so big that it is like a moving millstone, after a night's rest, once again regained its domineering tiger appearance, under my instruction, holding a tentacle more than half a human length arm, the tank generally rushed towards me, and then collided with me gorgeously, making a muffled sound.

The wrestling entered the climax, it was still a familiar scene, my face was flushed, my neck was holding my breath, the muscles of the unicorn arm that had been cultivated for thirty-three years jumped up, I was sweaty, staring at a pair of bull's eyes and staring at Xiao Squeak; Xiao Squeak's six thin legs slammed into the ground, a pair of big red eyes were about to turn purple, and the tentacles kept squeaking and roaring, sounding regular and trembling, as if shouting slogans with difficulty.

The final result also ended in a draw, and I sat on the ground panting with sweaty sweat, and my six legs trembled like chaff.

When I came to the kitchen, while making the bacon sandwich, I said to the little squeak next to me, "Next time, you can also enter the data in the adventurer's base to see if it gets stronger." ”

Squeak didn't pay attention to me.

It was staring at the bacon sandwich on its plate and drooling.

By the time I entered the room and dragged Phoenix out of the warm bed to the living room to prepare for dinner, the table was already in shambles.

Half of each sandwich was gnawed off, and the bacon in the middle was gone.

Phoenix stared wide-eyed, pointed to the debris on the table with one hand, and shook my arm with the other, and complained to me in a flat and implicit surprise: "Our family has been robbed." ”

The corners of my mouth twitched, my face instantly blackened, my stiff neck twisted with a click, and two cold rays of light shot at Xiao Qi, the culprit who was stained with breadcrumbs on his two forelimbs and was moving his body little by little to flee the scene, and let out a sneer like falling into an ice cave.

"Hey, little squeak~~~~, don't be in a hurry to go, tell me what's going on?"

Grunt.

Xiao Squeak swallowed stiffly, a pair of big eyes innocently turned at me, and stretched out two front paws, left and right, posing as an unaware image.

Everything was played out so realistically, so naturally, it was a pity that its other four paws that trembled betrayed its nervous heart.

Then, there was a stormy beating, and if it weren't for the phoenix holding me tightly and making it impossible for me to exert my full strength, I would definitely be able to beat the little squeak into a big possum.

First of all, I know that Squeak is an omnivorous creature that eats not only cheese but also meat, and loves meat more; Secondly, don't look at Xiao Squeak has a thick carapace, and I'm afraid of pain, of course, my hand hurts even more; In the end, the little girl's boobs seem to be big again.

Hey~~~

Thinking back to the soft texture of the phoenix's waves clinging to my back, a line of saliva flowed down my lewd smiling face.

"What's wrong with you?"

Phoenix looked at me with a confused expression.

"No, it's fine, hahahaha."

I wiped my saliva from the corner of my clothes, pretending to be stupid, and provoked the disdain on the face of the little squeak who followed me.

It's still the same as when I entered the dungeon.,The first six floors of me and Phoenix don't use weapon magic.,Completely rely on our own strength to push monsters down the abyss one by one.,On the other side,Xiao Qi also followed our example.,With hard tentacles to push down all the monsters around you.。

I bared my teeth at it and gave it a thumbs up, and it swung a front leg at me.

One person and one insect have a tacit understanding.

This time the march went well, and the seventh-layer slinger didn't stop us, turning into a pile of clanging copper coins and worthless materials everywhere under the onslaught of Qigong Bullets and New Taidao.

Although everything seems to be going so smoothly, a lot of time is still wasted on the seventh floor, and the main reason for this is not to fight monsters and hurry, but to collect fetishes that Phoenix is happy to collect.

I've reminded her more than once that there will be more things for her to collect on the eighth floor, but Phoenix, who has obsessive-compulsive collection disorder, ignores my arguments and continues to pick up copper coins and materials all over the ground and happily throws them into the pocket on Squeak's back.

I'm not surprised by her behavior, and I think I'm going to take a break from sightseeing on the seventh floor.

Finally, he pulled out the last copper coin stuck in the corner, carefully tossed it into Squeak's backpack, and turned his face to me with a childlike look of eager appreciation.

Ahem, ahem.

I cleared my throat, reached out and gently stroked the top of her head, and said with a gentle smile like a strange uncle, "Good job." ”

The phoenix laughed happily, and the expression on his face was happy like a well-fed cat, only to say a cute 'meow' to the bone.

When I came to the portal like a black hole whirlpool, I stopped and said to Phoenix, "I remember that you only went down to the seventh floor?" ”

Phoenix nodded.

"The eighth layer is the nest of big-toothed rats, and occasionally one or two elites will burst out, but they are all third-level monsters, so don't be nervous."

Looking at Phoenix's innocent expression, I realized that the last four words should have been said in vain.

"As long as you pay attention not to be bitten by the big toothed rats, come to me if you can't deal with it, I will protect you, don't worry, the little monster of the third level is for me."

Hey, I'm not done yet!

The phoenix had already ridden into the portal with a squeak, leaving me with a weak grip on my forehead and a sigh.

Entering the eighth layer, a big toothed mouse pounced on him, the phoenix was still looking around the appearance of the eighth layer in a natural way, Xiao Qi also looked at the scenery stupidly, one person and one insect did not have the slightest alertness to the dangerous things in front of them, especially the phoenix.

I don't know if this little girl is cute or stupid.

With a swing of the knife, the big-toothed rat that was still in mid-air with its teeth and claws was cut into two pieces, and with a pop, it turned into a cloud of black mist, dropping two copper coins and the front teeth of a big-toothed mouse.

"Hey, are you dying?"

I shouted a reprimand at the phoenix.

Only then did the phoenix come back to his senses, shook off the ponytail on his head, and pouted and whispered: "The little mouse just now was so cute, I thought he was going to be cute to me." ”

I had a bunch of black lines piled up on my forehead.

The guy who was more than a foot long, covered in gray fur, with four thick short legs as long as the length of his palms, strong and explosive, a pair of small red eyes, exuding a cunning and fierce light, and a mouth full of sharp fangs no less than a knife, flashing a faint cold light in a bloody mouth.

It's such a terrifying monster.,In her eyes,It's a cute little mouse.。。

God, how biased her three views are.

Ignoring my helpless expression, Phoenix jumped off Squeak's back and happily picked up the copper coins on the ground and the front teeth of the big-toothed rat into the bag.

Then he giggled, turned around, put his hands behind his back, and bounced towards the depths of the eighth floor.

I sighed, holding the sword in my right hand and following closely.

In the darkness, a pair of small red eyes were revealed, chirping softly in the direction we were leaving.