"Huh!"

Xia Xiaobai appeared in the place where it went offline yesterday.

This place is located in the southeast of Liaoyuan City, northwest of the Scarlet Fortress, that is, the battle line of Liaoyuan City's rout.

At this time, there have been a lot of people online in the four weeks, after all, as a member of the big guild, they are basically required to go online on time.

"Little Brother Xia, you're here." Ye Longyin looked at Xia Xiaobai with a smile.

Xia Xiaobai nodded, "Uncle, how's the situation?" ”

"It's so-so."

"There was no action in Liaoyuan City last night, but even if we went offline yesterday, the ordinary players of Liaoyuan City and the ordinary players of Sifang City were still fighting non-stop, and it was not until midnight in the morning that they got better......"

Ye Longyin said slowly.

Hawkers, anyway, the purpose of killing people is not for experience, but for activity points, and the thoughts of these ordinary players Xia Xiaobai are understandable.

"As for the situation of several guilds in Liaoyuan City, I have also counted them, there are still 32,000 left in the Valley of Heroes, 31,000 left in our Dragon and Phoenix Pavilion, 27,000 left in the Shengshi Empire, 25,000 left in the Yin Yang Pavilion, the Heroes Guild is gone, as for Tianling's ......"

"I know we're only 852 people left." Xia Xiaobai took a deep breath and said.

Last night, the big Lori told him the result from the buckle.

There is no doubt that Tianling can only be described as a heavy loss.

Although the other guilds in Liaoyuan City are not very good, Tianling only has a little more than one-tenth left, which is really miserable......

How did the situation come to this?!

Ye Longyin seemed to see Xia Xiaobai's thoughts, and said: "We still underestimate the God King Zeus, he is a well-known ruler-type figure, he commands the Sifang City, and there is no one on our side who can fight against him at all......"

"What about the movement over there in the Sifang City?" Xia Xiaobai asked again.

"There is no movement yet, after all, the player has just been launched, and it is estimated that it will be in another hour."

Xia Xiaobai nodded and did not speak again.

He looked at Ashia behind him, who was also with her head down in thought, obviously thinking of a countermeasure.

Xia Xiaobai didn't rush it, he could only rely on Aisha for now, if there were no tactical talents on the side of Liaoyuan City to deal with the god king Zeus.

Then, time kept ticking and players went online.

However, while Xia Xiaobai was waiting, when he checked the situation of the Tianling members, he found that they were too high.

Dozens of people gathered around, chatting.

Xia Xiaobai walked over with a smile, "What are you talking about?" ”

"Yo, President!"

"We're listening to this old man's story, he used to be a soldier, it's interesting."

"Oh?" Xia Xiaobai's eyes lit up, "Have you been a soldier before?" ”

Xia Xiaobai looked over, ID teased the soldier, it should be this person.

He looks like he is about thirty years old, very old, and his profession is a swordsman, which is quite imposing.

"What are you talking about, tell me?"

"Okay! But don't laugh when you hear it, President. ”

"Don't worry, I don't laugh." Xia Xiaobai said very seriously.

"It was a sunny day."

The amusing soldier spoke very literally.

"We're doing orienteering training."

"Brother Erdan and I are in a group of two, carrying a compass and a map and wandering around the ravine."

"Suddenly, Brother Erdan said he wanted to."

"As for me, I clamped my ass, and the shit is getting stronger!"

So we found a flatter grassland, unloaded our equipment and stacked it, and began to concentrate on it...... ! ”

Speaking of this, someone on the side laughed, because this teasing GI was very funny.

And what does it mean that is getting stronger?

"It's all said, don't laugh!" The teasing GIs were dissatisfied.

"Okay, don't laugh, don't laugh, you continue."

The amused soldier continued to say in his northern accent:

"The mountain breeze is blowing on the buttocks, the fragrance of the earth hides the smell of feces, and the mountain people not far away are leisurely herding sheep."

"A scene of harmony and serenity!"

"But at this time, Brother Erdan made a decision that was proven extremely wrong afterwards."

Bored, he picked up a rock in front of him and threw it at the sheep closest to us.

"The flock was frightened and fled, and then, to his silly laughter, we saw a strong sheep."

"Towards where we."

"Rush!! Finish!! Pass!! Come!! ”

"After a moment of confusion, the two of us reacted quickly."

"The next step should be like this according to the normal process: pick up the paper, rub the butt, lift the pants, and run."

"But the bloody lessons have taught us time and time again."

"It's a fairy tale deception to be able to run after pretending."

"So that's actually how it was at the time."

"The paper for wiping the butt was packed in a satchel, and the satchel and equipment were piled up on the side of the road seven meters away."

"This short distance of 7 meters is full of hardships and excitement."

"We used tactical moves such as duck steps, frog jumps, and dog planing."

"Finally wiped the ass clean before the sheep rushed over!!"

"The only regret is that the two of us are still bare at this time."

"But the sheep have rushed in front of us!!"

"Hehe, this little thing can stump the special forces??"

"Brother Erdan, dodged the impact by one of them."

"I grabbed the sheep's neck with one lunge."

"Brother Erdan hugged the two hind legs of the sheep from behind."

"Locked up this uninvited guest."

"Just kidding, we have even subdued a wild boar of 300 catties, why should a sheep be afraid?!"

"So a crisis was perfectly resolved."

"We're bare-chested, though."

"But the joy of surviving the crisis makes us laugh out loud."

"At this moment, it just so happened that a military vehicle passed in front of us."

I saw this informative picture:

Two soldiers

Bare-footed

Holding a sheep

The sheep are screaming

The two beasts were laughing. ”

"The next day, the story of the two soldiers of the X Brigade who were fighting goats spread."

The old man finished speaking, and then looked around.

There was silence all around.

He was satisfied.

It seems that it is the right choice for Tianling to join!

He had told this story to many people before.

And they were laughing all the time!

See!

This is Tianling!

How quality!

"Hahahahaha......"

The next moment.

Someone was already laughing.

The teasing soldier suddenly became annoyed and angry: "Laugh a fart!" You're laughing a fart!! ”

And then there were more people laughing.

However, he suddenly found that Xia Xiaobai on the side was expressionless.

He was a little relieved.

See!

How good they will be!

Xia Xiaobai really didn't smile at this time.

But, he's actually forbearing.

Can't laugh!

Can't laugh!

If you laugh, you're going to die!

Well, can't laugh!

But.

I want to laugh!

Can't laugh!

No......

"Puff hahahahahahaha......ha

Xia Xiaobai laughed heartily.

Tease GI: "......"

System Hint: You gain 666 negative sentiment points from "Funny GI"!

(End of chapter)