Chapter 732: A hole in the pants, how to break it?

The scars on my body healed quickly, but the torn clothes didn't have this function, and I looked down at the clothes at the moment, and I always had a shabby antique feeling. Eighty-one? Chinese Network (1)? (viii).? 8?1(1)

But fortunately, it is not too tattered to cross the bottom line that I can control, I remember a long time ago, when I first fought with the big toothed rat, my whole body clothes were almost torn into strips of cloth by them, fortunately I went out early and returned late, and I couldn't meet a few people on the road, otherwise, even if I was wronged to become a pervert exhibitionist, it is not impossible to live.

I'm dressed in tatters, and I have no intention of fighting, mainly because I can't stand the curious eyes of the elf girls, as if I am an extremely rare handicraft, which suddenly appeared in a museum, and the result has attracted the attention of countless people.

This feeling really makes my eggs hurt!

Especially in a very subtle position behind my pants, it happened to be torn open by a shameless demonized bat, and this unique cool breeze poured into the mouth, making me feel what it means to be called 'cool in the crotch of my pants'.

I didn't deliberately use my hands to cover up the hole in the buttocks, which would attract their attention, but inadvertently, dusted off the buttocks, and took advantage of this 'inadvertently' to blindly measure the size of the hole in the buttocks.

Whew, it's okay, it's just a hole, as long as you pay more attention, it's still fine.

Cagalli and the others were still chatting with the elf girls, not noticing my strangeness at all, and they didn't have any intention of going back, Xiao Squeak had diarrhea again, and didn't come, and no one brought the big spare bag of clothes on its back, so naturally there were no clothes to replace.

In order not to leak light, and also to not damage the 'huirong', I decided to withdraw from the battle sequence.

Sitting on the raised stone next to the rock wall with a depressed face, I watched Billy fight the demonized bats alone, at first he was still killing majestically, after ten minutes, his movements began to be embarrassed, and after dozens of minutes, he was completely tired into a grandson, looking at my heart is really cool.

However, Billy was quite upset, and he shouted at me, "Hey, Xiao Yi, what are you doing?" Why don't you come and help? ”

I shook my arm nonchalantly and said, "I'm injured and need to rest today." ”

"Who are you fooling!" Billy burst into a rage and said, "We have so many priests here, how can you get hurt!" ”

"No matter how many cooks there are, they will still be hungry, let alone injured?" I leaned comfortably against the rock wall and put on a look of immortality.

"Hey, you're lazy, you shameless guy!" Billy was even more upset.

Me: ZZZZZZ

"Hey, hey! How did you sleep! Billy broke down and said, "Believe it or not, I threw demonized bat in your face!" ”

Demonized bat? He didn't say I had forgotten.

Slowly sitting up from the ground, I looked around, and soon found a piece of demonized bat, grabbed it, and looked at Billy with a wicked smile.

Billy stared at me as he desperately fended off the demonized bat's attack, "What are you going to do?" ”

Without saying a word, I raised my hand, and the demonized bat was like a flying stone, and it shot straight towards Billy in a daze.

"What did you throw at me!" Billy Wow screamed and asked, "What is this, what!" Damn, demonized bat! An Xiaoyi, you shameless bastard! ”

I'm so cool in my heart, who told you to die just now and don't save it, it's light to throw you a piece of demonized bat, next time believe it or not, I'll throw carrion puppet on you!

Huh? By the way, do carrion puppets have a excretory system?

I think back to the impression of the carrion puppet in my mind, which seems to be just a whole piece of slimy, stinky, shivering carrion, without even the mouth, the most basic feeding organ, and it doesn't seem to have any normal excretory system.

After the latest wave of demonic bats were all killed, Billy lay half-dead on the ground, just staring at me with angry eyes.

Angry, sister, angry, when I was beaten into a dog by a demonized bat just now, didn't you come to help!

I finally got through the day, out of the dungeon, I decided to go home first to change my clothes, and then go to the palace to talk to Emily, unexpectedly, Billy's grandson actually dragged me to the location of the palace, he dragged me, and said righteously: "How can you let the goddess wait, this is the most rude behavior in the world, okay!" ”

I really want him to give him a result with a meow, I talked to Emily and asked her to wait a while, is there something wrong! Besides, it has something to do with you!

Actually, if Billy was the only one who said this, I would have easily ignored him, but in fact, Zach and the others also asked me in surprise why I didn't go directly to the palace to talk? Isn't it usually just out of the dungeon and going straight to the palace?

How do I explain this to them?

Straight to say that my pants are leaking from the crotch? Or do you want to show them my leaky crotch again?

Don't meow and laugh!

If I did, my status as the honorary president of the Dreadnought Guild would be gone in an instant!

In order not to be suspected, I had to bite the bullet and take the people of the Hula Guild to the Elven Palace together.

Enter the palace, come to the arena, and face Emily on the same stage.

Emily looked me up and down a few times, and said lightly, "Why are you so embarrassed?" ”

I exhaled, very helpless, and said, "Besieged by demonized bats." ”

She let out an expressionless 'oh' so that I could start the fight.

During this time, I was knocked to the ground five times in succession because of the direct collision with her, and when I got up from the ground for the fifth time, I suddenly heard an exclamation of 'oh' from the people around me.

I subconsciously turned my head and looked at it: the groove, the tear on the pants seemed to have turned into a hole, and the pale yellow ass balls loomed with every movement I made.

Your sister!

I couldn't help but say in my heart: What are you afraid of, why can't you hold on to these pants a little longer, and then die after I return home!

The big sword in his hand also let out a lewd laugh at the right time.

Damn, how did I forget this!

Emily on the other side also stopped what she was doing, she looked at me suspiciously, and then walked quickly towards me.

"Eh, eh, what, don't come here yet" I hurriedly waved my hands to stop her from getting any closer, because the hole in my ass was so large that I could see it from the side.

Emily was puzzled, but she stopped, tilted her head slightly, and kept glancing at my lower body, as if trying to figure out what was causing all the female spectators in the stands to blush.