Mom and Dad Du welcomed Stephen Curry and Russell Westbrook to the highest degree, as they were enlightened parents and courteous to their son's friends.

Interestingly, Curry and Wei Shao are also very happy to deal with Duge's parents, and neither of them has any intention of moving to the hotel.

Stephen Curry came to New York to seek a second option after suffering from a sprained knee this time after the team doctor diagnosed and healed not as quickly as expected. Westbrook, on the other hand, was bored with Oklahoma and didn't want to train with Kevin Durant, who was so fond of attacking his critics on Facebook that he spent almost all of his time there. This made Young Master Wei feel that he couldn't play games with him online.

In addition, I have had a little trouble with Nina recently, and the Thunder's first opponent after Christmas is the New Jersey Nets. So, he came straight with his bag. He was going to find his college roommate Shuangsu and Shuangfei to fight on the continent of Azeroth, but he didn't expect to bump into Stephen Curry just after getting off the plane.

"He's an NBA player? This little face is pink, white and tender, just like a primary school student. ”

"Mom, he's a little older than me. Moreover, he is black. ”

"What?"

Du's chat with Duge was full of her curiosity and love for Curry. Subsequently, the virtuous queen of sweet songs cooked wine-stuffed rice balls for the three NBA players.

It is not difficult to see from the amount of rice balls in the bowl of three people... Queen Sweet Song is a good-looking faction, and she obviously gave Curry more quantity.

Young Master Wei didn't care about these details, and he quickly got along with Lao Du, who had the temperament of a Chinese nouveau riche, with his muscles and colorful dress aesthetics, and the two had a highly consistent aesthetics, which was quite a bit of a feeling of Wang Ba looking at mung beans.

"I think your muscles are very imposing, and men should be like that." Old Du praised Westbrook's figure in his broken English, and reached out and slapped his chest twice.

Westbrook hastened to say that he wanted to learn a little Chinese kung fu from Lao Du.

Backstage on draft night that year, No. 4 pick Westbrook watched Lao Du slap Michael Beasley to the ground. This planted a seed in his heart, and he also wanted to incarnate Bruce Lee.

So, the next morning, while Dugg was still in his sleep, he heard Westbrook roar like a pig. Getting up and looking out the window, Westbrook with a green rope hat was slamming into the huge plane tree in the backyard like a wild boar...... Burst! Burst! Burst!

In the cold wind, Young Master Wei was full of energy.

Duge felt pain when he heard it, and wondered how Lao Du fooled this stupid boy, so that the Thunder's trainers saw that he had to sue him for abusing professional players.

But Westbrook clearly has the determination to learn peerless martial arts.

"Is this guy trying to unify the Thunder locker room?"

Duge complained helplessly, and he got up and went to the bathroom to wash up. Went downstairs. But he found a scene that made him completely unable to believe his eyes, Miley Sellers actually sat next to Queen Sweet Song in a cheongsam, and the two were chatting cordially, talking about the elegant aesthetics under the oriental graceful culture.

Graceful? Elegance? Miley Cyrus?

The Duke even has a sense of daydreaming absurdity, when did this new generation of rebellious divas in the American entertainment industry be associated with these things?

But... She looks good in a cheongsam, she looks good, she looks good at this thigh, and she is white and moist...... Why didn't I find this hazy beauty before?

Ahem!

As if realizing that her son's eyes were not very 'elegant', the famous sweet song queen of my country in the 80s coughed twice in her lark-like voice as a reminder.

Duke Snoopy, a famous American star in the film and television music industry, quickly withdrew his gaze and quickly fled the scene of the crime.

The former Disney princess on the side obviously understood this oriental tacit understanding, and she quickly got up and gently patted Du's mother on the back, hoping to please her future mother-in-law in this way...... In Miley Sellers' limited knowledge of Chinese culture, she found it important to have a good relationship with her mother-in-law and daughter-in-law in China.

Miley Sellers actually came over this morning to borrow cheese, and she said she wanted to make her own cake this morning, but found that there were no of them. She looked like a panicked, reckless neighbor. ”

Stephen Curry holds a bowl of soy milk in one hand and a fritter in the other. This classic oriental breakfast combination did not make his stomach feel the slightest discomfort, and he kept complaining out of his mouth: "Miley Sellers' acting skills have been getting worse and worse recently, and she can no longer find the spirituality of the "Good Girl is a Big Star" period in her body. ”

"Where can a woman put on her makeup, put on a Chinese cheongsam, and go to a neighbor's house to borrow cheese at six in the morning?"

Stephen Curry wiped his mouth: "Her IQ is two hundred thousand miles away from Daphne's Russell Westbrook." ”

As he spoke, both of them looked at Westbrook, who roared and slammed his back into the plane tree...... Roar!

He roared as he bumped.

Dugg and Curry could feel the shaking of the sycamore trees as they stood twenty meters away...... Luckily, it's winter, and the leaves have already fallen off, otherwise he would have to clean the backyard after he hit it.

This kid is so fucking stunned!

Ten minutes later, Lao Du walked up to Du Ge and told him, "You translate for this kid, and say that what I taught him is called Baji Tieshan." Now there are a lot of old men and old ladies in our park who practice this. ”

Du Ge's eyes widened: "You just teach him the things that the square dance uncle does in the morning?" ”

"Hey, martial arts, there is no difference between high and low, in peacetime, it is all about physical fitness." Lao Du's face is not red and his heart is not beating, and he said seriously: "Moreover, hitting the tree on the back is an efficient way to exercise, which can improve the blood circulation of the human body and regulate the function of autonomic nerves and internal organs. ”

"Don't look at this action stupidly, it contains the theory of traditional Chinese medicine about using the stimulation of acupuncture points and meridians to treat diseases and health care. Starting from the medical theory of our traditional Chinese medicine, the so-called abdomen is yin and back is yang. The back spine and both sides of the spine are distributed with abundant nerves and many important acupuncture points, which are widely related to the limbs and viscera. The Du Mai in the middle line of the waist and back has the effect of supervising the Yang meridian of the whole body, and is called the "Sea of Yang Veins". It is the total reservoir of yang energy of the human body, the general source of ensuring the vitality of the human body, and the bladder meridians on both sides are the longest and most important meridians in the human body......"

Lao Du said that the head is the Tao. Dugg didn't believe it at all, he thought that this was old Du's bad taste, and deliberately teased Westbrook.

At this time, Westbrook walked over with an excited face: "Hey, Snoopy, I have to give your father a million respects. This workout of his is amazing. I used to wake up every morning with some stiffness and I had to stretch for a long time to recover. Right now... I've only been banging for half an hour, and I feel like my torso is lighter than I've ever felt before. ”

As he spoke, he shook his body, and he did look very flexible. "You see, my torso isn't a little stiff at all."

This suddenly gave Dugg some kind of inspiration, and he even walked over...... Burst! Burst! Burst!

Hit the plane tree hard with your back.

The 100-year-old French plane tree has not experienced such devastation since World War II.

Stephen Curry sat next to him, staring at the Duke in amazement, feeling his IQ dropping rapidly.

"Oh my silly boy, don't bump into it. I lied to this stunned young man, how did you fall for it. How can anyone get along with a tree? At this time, Lao Du was already anxious to pull Du Ge.

It's just that the Duke seems to be enjoying the impact.

And, five minutes later, Westbrook joined in.

The two pride of the 08th class of heaven competed with a French plane tree like a big fool.

This stunned the reporter who received the news early this morning and hid in the shadows: "What kind of trick is this?" Was the Duke deeply traumatized to vent his deep anguish? Could it be that he was broken up by his parents who came all the way from China? Miley Sellers walked into the room to negotiate with the Duke's mother begging for mercy? ”

While he was speculating, Taylor Swift's figure suddenly appeared in his line of sight, although she was not wearing an exaggerated cheongsam like Miley Sellers, but her white dress obviously had traces of Chinese landscape paintings, and she looked like she was deliberately dressing herself.

Moreover, she seemed to be holding two scrolls of calligraphy and painting in her hands.

What's going on?

Is the DM-DT partisan feud about to revive again?

……

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