Chapter Ninety-Five: The Great Indian Adventure (The Great Snake)
Ooh! There was a strange smell of filth, and after the iron door was pulled open, a smell of rotten food mixed with some human filth came to the nostrils, and the smell of crackling came to the nostrils, which was really fatal!
"Come in! You idiots don't hurry in! Don't you want to die? With that, the unkempt guy grabbed Teddy and dragged him hard into the cellar.
"Stop you, bastard, as a Dalit, can't you see the cotton bracelet on my wrist?"
"I just want to save your life when I see it, hurry up and come in with me!"
"Stop, don't drag me, Dalit should keep a distance of more than three meters from me, do you hear it!"
The remaining three people who don't understand Hindi seem to be watching a foreign movie without subtitles, and they don't understand the plot except for the actions of the two. However, judging from the expressions of the two people who are arguing, it should be quite interesting!
It's like watching an old movie, three people with guns on their shoulders sitting upwind eating chickpeas and watching the performance of the two people, I have to say that the Indian people quarrel is really interesting, not to mention the gestures that are adding various comparisons and gestures, just like watching an Indian domestic movie.
"Oh no! The sun is going down! The snake king Doshaga is about to come out for an event, if you don't want to be eaten, come in with me! After arguing for a while, the unkempt guy suddenly pointed to the setting sun and shouted.
"Doshaga? The snake king who bit the king of the heirs in mythology, Doshaga? No kidding, that's just a myth, and you still believe it in modern society?" As a guy who can be proficient in the three Vedas, he is really not familiar with the legends of ancient times, and Teddy suddenly burst out laughing!
"Hey! Teddy, you idiot, can you share anything funny, we can't understand just speaking Hindi! Wu Liang clicked and chewed potato chips, and strongly asked Teddy to translate the plot in English, saying that there was no plot and the two black and white partners behind him who also raised their hands in favor of it!
"Haha! The Dalit fool said that at night the legendary snake king Doshaga would come out to eat people, and told us to hide in the cellar together! What do you think? Isn't it super funny? "Teddy, this guy couldn't stop laughing.
"Bastard! Is there really a snake king, Very Very large snake!! Very Very large snake!!! The unkempt guy shouted excitedly in English, and the last four words were deliberately shouted twice.
Although Indian English is very poor, and he didn't understand the first coherent sentence at all, Wu Liang can hear the last four words clearly, Very Very Large snake!! It couldn't be more straightforward, translated into Chinese, it means: very, very big snake!
The bag of potato chips in his hand slipped to the ground, and Wu Liang's face turned pale. Very Very large snake!!! Horse-stepping! There is a great snake that can eat people!
Think back to the enlarged version of the Bengal tiger I encountered last night, and then imagine the enlarged image of the snake in my mind, and I will die!
Teddy was still laughing at the down-and-out man, while Wu Liang looked back at Lucy and Michael with dull eyes, and the eyes of the three met and wiped their ears in unison.
"Say it again! What's around? The three of them asked in unison.
“Very Very large snake!!! Very Very large snake nearby!! Hurry up and hide in or it's doomed! ”
This time, Wu Liang heard it clearly! The faces of the two people behind them, who also heard clearly, also became extremely ugly, especially Lucy, who was extremely sensitive to cold-blooded reptiles like snakes, and couldn't help but shiver.
This is not a remake of the legend of the New White Lady, and there is no bold fanatic like Xu Xian who can even handle the female snake.
"Hurry up and get out in! Yaga! Pulling Teddy's collar, Wu Liang threw this high-caste stupid roe deer who mocked the untouchables into the wine cellar, copied the rifle and carried the backpack three steps and made two steps to rush in!
Lucy and Michael were not slow either, and ran over at the same speed as they fled from the tiger's mouth last night.
When the four of them entered the cellar, the unkempt guy quickly closed the iron door tightly, wrapped the iron chain around the handle several times, and fastened it tightly to a steel pipe that was cemented into the wall next to it.
It turned out that the sound of clattering when I opened the door came from like this, and it was sealed so tightly, no wonder I couldn't pry it open!
After the iron doors were shut, the entire cellar was darkened, and only the light of two candles and a few flashlights barely illuminated this part of the staircase.
"Boss! What are you doing? Fall me to death! Teddy grumbled, clutching the purple bag that came out of his head.
"Yaga! You caste-discriminatory bastard, people are kind enough to warn you that there is a big snake outside, but you stupid person not only doesn't appreciate it, but you also dare to take our lives seriously! Very Very large snake!!! Think of the Very Very large Tiger that I met last night eating people!! ”
"Huh? …… Yes! Boss, you mean there's ...... outside."
"That's right! I'm just saying, there's a big snake out there! Think about it! Fool, those oversized Bengal tigers and oversized poppies and oversized sambar deer we met along the way, if those animals can grow super big, why can't there be super big snakes! Wu Liang, who had sharp teeth and sharp teeth, scolded the stupid Teddy with his head and face.
"Just now this stupid brahmin said you brought a lot of food, give me some of it!" After the Dalit man inserted the iron door, he rubbed his hands together and asked flatteringly behind Wu Liang.
It's a good eye-catcher! It was immediately apparent who was the core of the whole team.
"We've brought a lot of food, but shouldn't you introduce yourself before giving you food, and what kind of situation is the serpent you're talking about?" After reprimanding Teddy, Wu Liang glanced at the Dalit man playfully.
"Ram! My name is Ram, caste! You should all know that I'm a Dalit. It stands to common sense that I should not talk to you brahmins and Kshatriyas, (foreigners who enter India are considered to be the same as the Kshatriyas!) But there's nothing to eat in the cellar, so there's no way I'm going to save your lives and get something to eat! As he spoke, he took out a bottle of red wine from the wine cabinet and motioned to Wu Liang if he wanted to take a sip!
Joke! In this case, who would dare to drink these drinks of unknown origin and composition, and besides, this Ram is indeed too dirty, and he really can't think about the dirtiness of his right hand holding the bottle.