In the studio, elegant jazz music sounded, and Lu Ke, wearing a black suit, appeared in front of the audience.

With a shallow smile on his face, Lu Ke stood in front of the wooden door, did not walk down the steps in a hurry, but nodded to the band members on both sides, and then walked down the steps politely and elegantly with steady steps, and came to the stage in front of him amid the cheers and whistles of the audience.

"Roar, roar, roar!"

"Ahhh

The roars of the audience came and went, endlessly, once again made Lu Ke feel the super high-level courtesy, he showed a bright smile, nodded to the audience in all directions, and waved his right hand while saying "thank you", the audience in the form of two floors in front of him were all excited, and the shouts and shouts were endless, which lasted for thirty seconds, but there was still no end in sight.

Lu Ke tried to speak three times in a row, but all of them were unsuccessful, and the cheers on the scene were higher and higher, interrupting Lu Ke's attempts again and again. Such enthusiasm, such excitement, and such excitement reminded Lu Ke once again of the pick-up frenzy at LaGuardia Airport, and in just a few days, the city showed him the super majesty of a top ball market.

Standing in the center of the stage, Lu Ke looked a little restrained, after all, this is not his territory or his way, a simple and generous black suit, lined with a gray-blue small stand-up collar plaid shirt, revealing a little youthful vitality in the grand formality, which is really far from the appearance of the usual players' sportswear, but it brings a positive new impression, refreshing.

"Oooo

"Whoa!"

The coaxing and whistling not only did not calm down, but became more and more noisy, and the hustle and bustle could not be stopped, Lu Ke had to raise his hands to calm down the sound in the studio by constantly pressing down, and the corners of his mouth also showed a smile that was not very suitable - this is not the way Lu Ke is used to after all.

The audience sitting on the scene watching the live broadcast were all old fritters, and they immediately noticed that the corners of Lu Ke's mouth were a little restrained and shy, and the coaxing became more and more noisy, compared with the domineering Lu Ke on the court, Lu Ke in front of him suddenly became approachable.

But Lu Ke is not one of those restrained little jasper after all, it can be seen from the recording of "Tonight's Show" last time, tonight is just a little uncomfortable, and now the audience continues to coax, Lu Ke is calm, as if he entered the game mode after walking on the court.

"I guess Eli Manning wasn't there tonight." The applause and cheers calmed down a little, and Lu Ke's voice was transmitted through the microphone, half-jokingly teasing, and the first sentence immediately made the audience burst into laughter.

This is New York, and as the quarterback of the New York giants, Eli Manning obviously doesn't want to see another quarterback receive that level of treatment.

Lu Ke's words quietly controlled the atmosphere of the scene in the palm of his hand, and then added, "I'm not sure how much my agent paid to let you greet me with cheers tonight, but I can guarantee that the cost is worth it." ”

As a quarterback of San Francisco's 49ers, standing on the stage of New York, but enjoying such a high treatment, it is indeed extraordinary. On the same topic, Lu Ke teased again in another way, with different tricks and different ways, which made the audience whistle in response.

In just two sentences, Lu Ke stood on this stage and finally got used to it, and the cheers and shouts of the audience temporarily calmed down.

"Hey, New York, good evening, I'm Lu Ke, thank you, thank you, thank you! It was an absolute honour to receive an invitation to be on stage at Saturday Night Live. But in case some viewers are confused about what's going on, I still need to introduce myself and make sure there are no misunderstandings. I'm a quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers, and I just led the team to a Super Bowl trophy on top of the Super Bowl not so long ago. ”

As soon as Lu Ke's self-introduction ended, the audience applauded and shouted again, cheering for Lu Ke.

This year's Super Bowl matchup is indeed ups and downs, thrilling, in the league's official survey after the game, more than eighty percent of fans believe that this year's Super Bowl is the most exciting game in the past decade, which also makes Lu Keyou once again win the love of countless neutral fans.

Lu Ke smiled and nodded, and then raised his empty right hand, "No need to look for it, I didn't carry my Super Bowl ring, because the championship ring is too precious, I left it at home to avoid accidental loss." I'm not Gollum! I'm definitely not a grunt, declare in advance. ”

Gollum in the "Lord of the Rings", after losing his ring, continued to talk about his "treasure" and went crazy.

In the understatement, Lu Ke once again sent a laugh in a self-deprecating way, and the audience couldn't help but laugh, "Actually, about the ring, there was a small episode not long ago, when I was attending a charity event in Boston, I met Akib Talib, and he asked me, you know, what do you have in common with the circus?" ”

Akib Talib, New England Patriots cornerback. In the fifteenth week of the regular season, Lu Ke and Akib once faced each other.

"You're all missing two rings than Tom Brady." Lu Ke spread out his hands and said with a helpless expression - the source of such a stalk is the circle of the circus jumping fire ring, which is also called "Ring", and then the audience collectively let out a cry of pain "Ouch".

Immediately afterwards, Lu Ke could be seen pursing the corners of his lips and saying to the camera lens with a smile on his face, "But I think this is actually a good thing, which means that in the offseason, I will work harder, and when we meet again next season, Arkib, we'll see you on the court!" After saying that, Lu Ke even winked at the camera, deliberately throwing a greasy and very flattering eye.

The audience laughed.

"A few days ago, I had the opportunity to have lunch with Mr. President." Lu Ke had just finished speaking, and before he could say the burden, the scene couldn't wait to start cheering, and he could deeply feel Barack's super high approval rating in New York, "At that time, Mr. President asked me: Are you often asked for birth certificates?" ”

After Barack was first elected president, opposition activists continued to question Barack that he was not an American and did not qualify for the election, demanding that he show his birth certificate. In fact, this is a kind of race/race/discrimination/discrimination, because later Barack presented a series of relevant certificates, but there are still opponents who insist that it is a forged document.

In the alliance, Lu Ke's Chinese identity is no longer a problem, and he has proved his existence value with his own strength; But after winning the Super Bowl, the melon-eating masses outside the league are back lively, as if after Barack was re-elected, the same problem began to dig up the grave again, which is the same reason.

Now, Lu Ke is a guest host of "Saturday Night Live", as one of the screenwriters who are best at complaining and ridiculing in American variety shows, how could they easily let go of such a good opportunity?

Obviously, they are not targeting Lu Ke, but those groups who have always adhered to discrimination.

"To be honest, I'm a little overwhelmed by Mr. President's question, because the Coalition doesn't seem to check the matter, as if no one is checking whether the rednecks are of Indian descent or not, and everyone can live on this land." Lu Keyun said lightly and sarcastically, and the audience once again let out a cry of pain.

It is well known that before the influx of European immigrants into the North American continent, this land originally belonged to the indigenous Indians; But then came a history of brutal and bloody plundering, in which the Native Americans were driven out, oppressed, and interned in primitive tribes in the wilderness, and this became a paradise for new immigrants, which led to the creation of what is now the United States.

The movie "Dances with Wolves" implicitly mentions this history.

In the United States, race/race/issues and civil war contradictions are not the most sensitive/sensitive, but the Indians are. In the high school textbook, there is no mention of this history at all, but it is said that "immigrants came to this land to clear the land", and described themselves as images of coming to help the indigenous Indians establish their homes, and the bloody history is not mentioned in clear terms.

The controversy over the name of the Washington Redskins was also about the Indian residents.

It is true that such a sensitive/sensitive issue is not often mentioned, but Lu Ke's identity is different, he is even more special than Mr. President, after all, the situation of the Chinese community in the North American continent is even more special, and now it is Lu Ke to provoke the topic, and the feeling has become completely different.

The sound of fuss from the audience came and went.

Then he saw Lu Ke's calm appearance, waved his hand lightly, and made a gesture that he didn't care, "As soon as you listen to the voice, you can guess the racial ratio of the audience today." "The subtext is that only white people feel the stinging of conscience.

"Haha!" After the audience was slightly stunned, applause and laughter collectively rang out.

However, "Saturday Night Live" is a variety entertainment show after all, and it doesn't need to be too serious and profound, but it brings laughter and some thinking in laughter and scolding, and by the way, it is enough.

Lu Ke's topic was so far that he didn't go any further, and then lightly changed the topic, "In fact, more often than a birth certificate, I was asked about age. ”

"I don't really understand the logic of thinking about that, I can pass, I can touch down, that's enough, isn't it? So is it any difference whether I'm sixteen or twenty-five? The only difference is whether you're losing to a high school student or a college student. So? Has your self-esteem been compensated? ”

Full fire, real full firepower, the reporters at the press conference were not able to see the bloody Bambi, but they did not expect to see it in the "Saturday Night Live".

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