"Grandpa, has the Black Lotus succeeded in seizing the house?"

Somewhere on Earth, a five-year-old boy was crouching beside his grandfather, who was sitting on a small stool, looking at his grandfather with a wistful gaze.

"If he succeeds, if he doesn't succeed, how can he speak!" Grandpa said.

"So, what is his purpose?"

"Nobody knows."

"And is he going to destroy the universe?"

"Of course not, if he destroys the universe, how can our grandchildren still tell stories here?"

"Oh. So what happened after that? ”

"Later...... It's five hundred years ago, and grandpa can't remember it clearly, so you go and bring grandpa's IPAD3000, and I'll take a look. ”

"Okay!"

Later, no one knew what happened to that particular space.

I only know that the strongest god has never appeared again, and his strongest god suit has been wandered in the wilderness again, and he is missing.

Brother Yi and the Divine Council also did not appear in the flood wilderness, perhaps because it was difficult for mortals to see them.

As for Zhang Da Thigh, this thing is said to be married to Fei Tian Mochizuki and often appears in various planes.

What about Black Lotus? Heilian didn't know where he went, it was difficult to see him in the wilderness, and since then, there has been no news of him.

What about Chen Feng and Fat?

Let's not mention these two goods for the time being, but let's talk about what has happened in the past 500 years.

First of all, the main premise is that the universe is not destroyed, and it can be speculated that Hei Lian's purpose is so simple, he wants to be a real man! Some people will say that this purpose is a cheat, whether it is a cheat or not, first ask the woman around Heilian.

The universe has not been destroyed, the flood crisis has been lifted, and the plane war has not broken out, which also shows that the flood has a true god, who has become the true god of the flood wilderness, do you need to make it clearer?

Then the game world of the flood was dissolved, and the players and NPCs returned to their own planets, and most of them became god-like characters, under the control of "one door" to maintain order in the world!

That's right, a door has become a heavenly existence, and after 500 years, it is no longer popular to "raise your head and have a god", but to "look up and see a door".

And the high-end players of the game also have their own lives.

Wandering in the universe, looking for a plane where there is no true God, it is said that he must achieve the true God, and there is a purpose that drives him to keep moving forward.

The first kill, Wang Wudao, the three of them went together to find a certain woman, it is said that they never married, whether they have a foundation or not, I really don't know.

It is said that the arms expert called himself the "Jade Emperor", so he was beaten by Leng Xuejing.

A dragon finds his home and is said to be living happily, but few people know his whereabouts.

Feng Xiaoxiao, without explanation, the three of Agu Xiaojiu left a door, it is said that the three of them proclaimed their abilities, found a planet, occupied a mountain, and became bandits. Feng Xiaoxiao became the owner of the village, did not explain that he became the second master, and Agu Xiaojiu became the third master, and is currently holding a "turtle killing" conference, it is said that it is because a 10,000-year-old turtle spirit appeared on the planet, and this turtle spirit captured a beautiful woman, which happened to be Feng Xiaoxiao's fancy.

The book Pride and Sacrificial Mantra has long since abandoned the pursuit of the Heavenly Dao, and they are now on a cosmic tour, and it is said that they have put their acting career first.

The faint immortal Zun achieved the great zun and became the new master of Jinao Island, while her master Daozun traveled to the void to find his own way. It is said that the faint immortal venerable and the god are officially recognized, and the next thing, they are in retreat, and nothing has happened yet. It's just that there are several more islands outside Jinao Island, one is called "Card Island", one is called "True Island", and one is called "Dream Island".

Brother Bigu is said to have severed relations with his master, the old man Chrysanthemum, and re-worshiped Lingzu as a teacher, a purpose, leading people to reverie, but later, you can often see a sitting chrysanthemum. The obscene man who spends his flowers flying in the sky, and above his head, there is always a beautiful blue ** mi.

Yang Dingtian has become a big producer, a big director, and a red card actor! It is said that this product sticks to Zhang Thigh, kneeling for a hundred years, and finally asked for a doll-style god production method, and now he has opened up a space to live with his doll-style god, but every week a performance art action movie will be released in the universe, and the only male number one in each film will always be Yang Dingtian, however, it is said that there are iron fans who have counted that the heroine, the supporting actress and even the female passerby, have never been repeated.

The Cold Divine Monarch finally cured her of different personalities day and night with the help of someone, and now she is willing to be someone's maid, and her various internal circumstances are yet to be guessed.

Gangdan and his wife Ruoli have partnered to open a beauty salon on Mars, and the name is "Force, don't stop!" It is said that the fee is the most expensive in the universe, and it only takes one guest a month, but the order has been placed for five thousand years, and it is said that it is ready to be chained in the whole universe.

Looking down for some reason, they united with Haotian Immortal Zun, these two people ran to a plane called "slow half a beat" without a true god, and looked down at the supreme god of that plane, and Haotian Immortal Zun became the "human emperor", looking down and devoting himself to finding the avenue, and Haotian Immortal Zun was committed to teaching the plane of life etiquette and teaching people, it is said that seventy percent of the people on that planet are women, and they are all hot beauties.

He didn't continue to follow the fat, he opened up a space outside the desolate plane, established an academy, and became the dean himself. Of course, it's not the Terran Research Institute, but the True God Research Institute! At the same time, they hired the persistent heart as the director of discipline, Wenfeng Qilin as the director of discipline inspection, and Cangyan Youmu as the head teacher, these four people united, specializing in teaching the course of achieving the true god, and also invited many true gods to give speeches, which made it impressive! There is a stone tablet in front of the institute, and it is said that the names of the students who have attained the true god of this institute will be engraved on it, and there is already a name on the stone tablet. Other? Bully brother!

So don't bully brother?

In the void of the universe, a cyan lotus throne flew slowly.

On the rosette, five palms and one wing are pressed together and waved upward.

"Yay!"

Chen Feng, Chen Dong, Hua Shao, Ri Jiu, one shot, the flying chicken laughed and shouted. The fat next to him also smiled stupidly.

Yang Dingtian didn't die, and he naturally didn't die after a long time! On that day, the Black Lotus took the body of the Witch Ancestor, and the power of the Great Dao still existed, and the souls of Yang Dingtian and the others were not digested for a long time, and they were all released. Black Lotus also helped Chen Feng achieve the true god of the Flood Desolation Plane, and Chen Feng naturally reshaped his physical body for them.

Even Feiji's wife, Beiji, was resurrected by Chen Feng with the power of the Great Dao, and now he has laid an egg for Feiji, but according to their own words, their eggs will hatch for a thousand years.

Of course, there is one person Chen Feng who will not forget to save him, and that is Dongfang Surou! Five hundred years have passed, and Dongfang Surou has already given birth to a third child for Chen Feng!

The world has no news of them, just because they and Hua Shao Chen Dong have opened up a space to build a world that belongs to them completely, and they rarely show their faces in front of mortals.

Today, five hundred years later, Chen Feng's buddies with the deepest feelings are together again, what do they want to do?

"Hahaha, I always told my mother-in-law and your mother-in-law that this time I feel that there is a powerful crisis in the universe that is approaching, and we must go to the ruling clan and discuss this matter with Brother Yi, and the mother-in-law will not let go?" Chen Feng laughed and said, "Brother, I'm interesting enough!" Pull you all out! Hehe, in 500 years, this is the first time that a few gentlemen have traveled! ”

"Interesting! Of course the boss is interesting! Hua Shao shook his eyebrows vigorously and said, "Boss, what are we going to do now?" ”

"This has to be asked! This guy's information, otherwise I wouldn't have lied to my mother-in-law, you know, I'm such a kind and honest man, but it's because of my brother that I lied to my mother-in-law! ”

"Damn!" Several people pointed to Chen Feng, but Feiji had no fingers, and couldn't help but raise his claws and raise his claws.

After despising Chen Feng, several people looked at Chen Dong, Chen Dong coughed embarrassedly twice, and said: "I found that in the Xun plane next door to the Wawa plane, there is a planet called Sanhe, which is full of beautiful women, all types, all kinds of skin colors, all kinds of figures, everything, to meet all kinds of needs!" ”

"Wow!" One shot exclaimed: "Brother Dong, for so long, your intelligence is the best!" Then this time we'll go to Sanhe to have a play! ”

Rijiu looked at Chen Dong vigorously: "Brother Dong, I thought you were the only infatuated man left in the universe, but I didn't expect that you were also degenerate!" ”

Seeing that Chen Dong was even more embarrassed, Chen Feng hurriedly smiled and said, "Didn't Master Mian say it?" As long as we pay attention to our hearts and feelings, and ignore our bodies and love, most men in the world are infatuated. Hehe, this time I told my mother-in-law that I have to go to Brother Yi's side to discuss it for at least half a year! In the past six months, we have a good time in Sanhe! It's time for us to shift our attention! ”

"Hey! The boss is wise! Then let's go, don't fly so slowly, there's not much time! ”

"Great!"

"Brother ......"

"Wow!" Chen Feng was taken aback: "Fat, you are also so anxious!" Don't worry, to Sanhe, I will introduce you to a beautiful one first. ”

"No, Brother Don't, I researched a good thing and wanted to show you."

"Damn, what kind of hair dryer did you research last time, and you blew all the hair that grew out so hard! Come back! Don't say goodbye! ”

"Brother Don't......" The fat eyes were watery, and he looked at Chen Feng pitifully.

Chen Feng couldn't stand it and said, "Okay, okay, take it out." ”

Fat immediately smiled, and out of nowhere he took out a palm-sized conch, the special place was that there was a red button the size of a grain of rice on the top of the spiral of the conch.

What's that?

Seeing that the fat trembled his little eyebrows, he said proudly: "Brother Don't, this is called a conch of voice." ”

"Charcoal?"

"No, it's similar to a walkie-talkie, but it can be wirelessly connected, and it can receive signals from anywhere in the universe. It also supports multi-party communication, meeting conversations, private chats, and everything you need! ”

"Oh? Where the divine consciousness can't be covered, can it also be talked? ”

"Yes!"

"Wow!" Chen Feng took the sound conch of the fat hand and looked at it: "Good thing! Even with my current divine consciousness, I can't cross multiple planes! This thing is going to be so easy to use, to Sanhe to soak a few chicks, just get one for each of the chicks, hehe, it will be remote in the future! Fat, how do you use this thing? ”

"That red button, press it once and you're ready to talk. I haven't perfected the one-to-one feature and the ability to select a target yet, but I was able to do it in a day. ”

Chen Feng nodded, pressed his finger on the red button, fed twice, and then smiled: "Fat, you don't take out one more, how do you know if you can talk?" ”

"I've already taken it, but you just turned off the sound, and you have to have a B sound to press it to turn it on."

"Oh, that's right." Chen Feng pressed it again, and sure enough, he heard a "B".

Chen Feng was about to feed him twice, but suddenly realized something, his heart trembled, and he said weakly: "Fat, so you say, this thing has been on just now?!" ”

"yes!"

Chen Feng's heart was pounding, and he asked timidly, "That'...... Who has this thing? ”

Fat thought for a moment and shook his head: "I don't remember, I'll give it when I see someone." ”

Ooh! Give it when you see someone? I'll it! Who are some of the people in our space? Isn't this a cheat!

"Don't brother, I have one here." Bai Jingjing's voice came from the conch.

"Brother Don't, I have it too, hey, I can really talk to each other! Jingjing, what are you doing? ”

"Sister Invite Yue, I was bored just now, but I heard some words, and now I am sharpening my knife. What about you, Sister Yue? ”

"I'm with my poisonous sister, and I'm studying some abusive things now, and Sister Don't seem to have a conch of voices, Sister Don't, come and study together."

"Okay, you wait, I'll come, oh, by the way, don't bully the surname, the old lady will see you within an hour, you don't have to go to Sanhe, come back and the old lady will give you three warmth."

"Don't sister, I'm coming, you wait for me, I'm thousands of kilometers behind you, do you see? Wait for me to come along, let's go to Sister Yue's research together. By the way, don't brother, my little flower is with you, help me bring it back, thank you. ”

"Uncle, also help tell Xia Dong, don't come back in a thousand years!"

"Hey, Xixi also has a conch, I'm Sister E, why don't you ask Dong not to come back? Tell him to come back, it's normal for men to go out and spend, and if we let them come back and make them abnormal, they won't go out to spend. Don't brother, help me bring a gun back, bring the big one, and don't bring the small one. ”

"Sister E, Xixi, I'm here, I'm here to invite Sister Yue to the vast mountain, by the way, Sister E, can you kill the pig with thirty-eight knives to cut the super Dazun?"

"It shouldn't work, they have thick skin, but it doesn't matter, I'm sure Brother Bei will borrow my Taichu Sword."

"However, the Primal Sword will be hacked to death."

"It's okay, Brother Don't you really God, hack him to death and resurrect him, we'll cut it again."

"Hey, yes, that's a good idea. But, over there, is Sister Don't there? Can the one in your house be resurrected after being hacked to death? ”

"I don't think it will be resurrected."

"Isn't that impossible to cut? His strength is too high, and it doesn't seem painful for us to abuse him. ”

"Oh, it's okay, we don't beat him, we say give him sauna, we go to him every day with a handful of snot and tears to ask for warmth, bring the child with you, don't die to show him, just cry to him! I'm sure he'll enjoy it! ”

Ooh!

Chen Feng's face turned pale when he heard this, his lips trembled, and his hands and feet were cold! Hurriedly turned off the conch of sound! If you listen to it any more, your bladder will be scared to pee!

Chen Dong's eyes were already dull, his face was blue, and he was ready to come out to steal it for the first time, but before he stole it, he caught it! This will pinch the left side of the head and die with the heart!

One shot covers his chest with one hand and his crotch with the other. Below, there was a dull ache in both places.

Hua Shao foamed directly at the mouth and poured it on the lotus platform.

The old god of the flying chicken is here, anyway, it's none of his business to find a woman.

Rijiu seems to have no insiders, but he also knows the methods of his sister-in-law, and it is estimated that he will inevitably be affected, so he is so frightened that his whole body trembles, and he said in a trembling voice: "Boss, this is ...... This time it's really ...... Cosmic crisis! You mothers-in-law are doing it together, what can't they study? What do we want to do? ”

Chen Feng clenched his fists, bit the roots of his teeth, his eyes were fierce, and his voice was cold: "It's so far!" We only have! Guilty of guilt! ”

"No, no, no!" Hua Shao jumped up from the ground: "We'll die when we go back!" Death is not terrible, the problem is to die and live! Fuck me! Can't go back now anyway! ”

Chen Feng glanced at him: "Don't go back?" Where can we go? Although the universe is big, we have no place to escape! Besides, there is no way to escape, can you still not have a wife and children? Grandma's, this time it's ......"

"Run? Don't brother! I've got a solution! ”

As soon as the fat man made a sound, he immediately provoked five pairs of murderous eyes, if it wasn't for this thing, it wouldn't be like this, this bastard of the cheating father, Chen Feng and the five of them couldn't wait to strangle him, and he dared to speak out!

Fat, but he didn't know what he had done, and when he saw him take out a strange machine, he said, "When it comes to escaping, there's nothing like my latest research 'Jump. Egg Machine'! With this machine, you can go anywhere in the universe, even in the outer universe! ”

"Boss......" Hua Shao hurriedly pulled Chen Feng: "Let's give him some roast chicken to eat, don't let him get nervous, what is the outer universe, we all respect the true god, do you feel the outer universe?" Be careful, it's a cheat again! ”

"Uh-huh, that makes sense!" Chen Feng nodded heavily, and hurriedly threw a roast chicken to fat.

The fat over there took the roast chicken, and his heart blossomed, but he said, "Brother Don't, you're not right!" How can you lure me with food? It's immoral, but I'll be tempted by you! In return, I will explain to you the principle, you don't feel the outer universe, it's that you are not strong enough! Let me tell you so. ”

"We don't want to hear it!"

Fat ignored it, and said to himself: "According to my research, everything in the world is eggs!" The smallest egg, I call it the Yuan Egg, there is a rope egg outside the Yuan egg, the Yuan egg and the rope egg pull each other, become the egg, the combination of countless eggs, there is everything in the world! It's a system. Let's talk about the planet, the planet I call the star egg, many star eggs are arranged, it becomes the egg system, and the combination of countless egg and egg system is the universe! And the universe is actually a giant egg! Let's push back backwards, the giant egg has an egg system, an egg system has a star egg, a star egg has an egg in the star egg, and there are yuan eggs and rope eggs in the egg egg! There are small eggs in the dome, and the small eggs make up the dome! So, how can the giant egg of the universe not be the small egg of a certain giant egg? Hehe, so, the outer universe must exist! That's why I built this 'jump. 'Egg Machine', which can jump from egg to egg! You can jump directly to another universe! ”

"Hey, we'll unify our words when we go back later, anyway, we admit our mistakes and pretend to be pitiful, you know?" Chen Feng and the others didn't listen to what the fat said at all, and they were already discussing how to deal with it when they went home.

The fat two little eyebrows were tied together, and he said unhappily: "Don't brother, I'm jumping. The egg maker's really jump, just press this red button. ”

"Uh-huh, okay." Chen Feng waved his hand to get rid of his fat.

The fat little pursed his lips and slapped his hand the red button of the machine.

Chen Feng saw his movements in the corner of his eyes, was shocked, and hurriedly shouted: "Don't!" No way! ”

"Wow! Fat, you're going to press it? It won't explode! ”

"Ho! Boss, look, there's a white light, hey, I feel a special aura, it doesn't seem to be from our universe! ”

"I'm rubbing! It's so strong, I'm damn it! I can't resist several times the strength of the true god! ”

"Mom! There really is an outer universe! Don't suck me! ”

"Wife, when I come back from the outer universe, I'll take the blame again, ah......"

"Kaede! Find a way! We're going to the outer universe! ”

"Fat, don't meet you in the outer universe! I'm going to have to strangle you! Daddy, ......"

In XXXX A.D., a strange white light flashed somewhere in the universe, and it is said that several people disappeared because of this, leaving only the words "pit daddy" echoing in the universe for a long time! The whereabouts of the missing person are still unknown, and I hope that someone will find it, a message for a mythological book review, and a heavy reward.

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