Chapter 958: Uncle Shi is actually also an acting school

"So, teacher, can't you really honestly think about what atmosphere is, what common sense is, and what politeness is?" Nanoka? Takamaqi, the debt organization, no, the second-generation second generation leader of an international terrorist organization back then, the natural black and red stupid in Lu Xi's eyes, full of vitality and heartless self-acquaintance, has a lot of friends, and is also very popular, but more than half of the friends should be bombarded with magic, such a sister paper who is far from common sense, just stuck in her waist, and used common sense as an excuse to loudly educate the teacher sitting in front of her.

This kind of scene actually made Lu Xi, who was sitting on the side, feel quite interesting.

"What's this, I just want to test this kid's strength. Nanoka, the teacher told you a long time ago that as a spell caster, you must have a real imagination and never be bound by the so-called common sense! All common sense, politeness, and so on, are shackles set up by stupid mortals to bind their imaginations, and if they don't break this shackles, their achievements as spellcasters will be very limited! ”

The middle-aged man who was sitting in front of his apprentice in a very upright posture - in fact, this one was also close to eighty, but like the old man Orucello, he did not look old, and he would definitely get an evaluation of "ageless goblin" in his hometown, even if they were all men, men, men - it was the uncle who met for the first time, Drens? Talos too. He was tall, but not the rocky mountain of the Nords of the North, and he looked very lean and slender, with a cheetah-like impact. His facial features are very bright, and he has a pair of gray-blue eyes. The cheekbones are slightly higher and the bridge of the nose is straight. There is a circle of blue-gray stubble, and it is a mess. Look at a protagonist who is completely (at least on the face) and has nothing to do with male hormones. I was so jealous that I gritted my teeth, and I wanted to set fire to burn someone's beard.

In general, this uncle, who is still in the top five on the international wanted list, is a typical middle-aged prodigal son and beautiful uncle type in appearance, and it is also the type with the greatest lethality to women, commonly known as the existence of the Shenkeng species. This kind of uncle with a hint of history, with a hint of vicissitudes, with a hint of uninhibitedness, and with a hint of melancholy. It is definitely a commodity for all people, and the hunting range is from eight years old to eighty years old. Falling into this god pit, and then the existence of both people and money is really all over the world. In comparison, although the little fresh meat with red lips and white teeth was also very popular in that era, there were mostly brain-dead nymphomaniac fans, and it was enough to make a fuss, jump and shout, and squander your youth and occasional outbreaks of snake essence and brain disease. If you really want to talk about lethality and destructive power, the little fresh meat is really not enough for the class!

However, such a guy who thought at first glance that he was a high-end Cowherd nightclub with a gold medal year on the Cowherd. Just like a child who has made a mistake, he is being taught by the "director of discipline" Nanoka. Of course, this "little child" is obviously not a good child, but a typical bear child. I can argue from time to time.

"Also, Nanorka, as a girl. You will not understand the dignity of men. "Some things can be compromised, but some things must not be compromised!" Both as a man's pride. The pride of a teacher, the pride of a father. I can't even back down! In order to protect the little wind, I will never back down! ”

"Don't quibble! This kind of crooked reasoning is occasionally said to outsiders to fool it, but you actually believe it yourself. That's why you just fell into this field, can't you reflect on it? Even if you use such an impassioned way, it will not change the essence of your disconnection! Nanoka immediately counterattacked with an aura that was more than ten times stronger than the other party: "Even if you don't understand others, why don't you understand Hurricane's current mood?" An organization that has been left in deficit by you to the point that it can't even pay its next month's salary would not have been able to survive without the wind. Now, she's finally shut down your miscellaneous, unprofitable and notorious bad business, and the organization has basically been whitewashed, and now she's found a big financier, and a bright future is just around the corner! I'm not going to let you ruin such a rare opportunity! ”

It turns out that I am a big financier! In other words, I and the wind are obviously in love, Qin Xiao and Se raise the case and raise eyebrows! Why is it said that you are naturally black, as if it is a special business marriage...... It's unpleasant, I'm quite unpleasant!

β€œβ€¦β€¦ It's not a miscellaneous bad business. Uncle Shi struggled to distinguish it, but his momentum was completely overwhelmed: "If it weren't for Orucello, yes, if it weren't for this sissy gangster's old green-skinned master, we would have made a fortune twenty years ago!" Teacher, I can also give you the best dresses and jewelry as gifts on your birthday. ”

"But in fact, every year for our birthdays, we receive small snacks made by you." Nanoka said angrily: "It's obviously your own problem, don't throw any responsibility to others, okay?" It's because you're like this that you haven't grown up. ”

"This ......" Lu Xi felt that the uncle who was completely overwhelmed by his little apprentice was still too pitiful, so he cautiously stretched out a hand, wanting to say a fair word: "I think that even if the handmade gift is simple, it is also a piece of the uncle's heart, and it should be more sincere than luxurious dress jewelry, right?" The Nanoka I know isn't such a philistine! ”

"Wait until you've tasted the dim sum made by his old man." Yuan Qi naturally glanced at Lu Xi fiercely, and then continued: "In short, this time you asked me to bring Lu Xi over, and I also promised to talk to him seriously calmly, and the result was like this, as soon as I came up, I shouted and shouted to kill!" Please solemnly apologize to Lu Xi, otherwise I will ignore you for a year! ”

"One, ignore me for a year, how can the little Nanoka I taught be so ruthless?" Derens seemed to have been hit hard, his whole face turned pale, and he looked as if he would go out of his body at any moment: "This, this must be an illusion!" Where did little Nanoka, who was knitting me a scarf as a New Year's gift even if her finger was pricked? Yes, it must have been hidden by this damned fate and the gods! O gods, I curse you! ”

"Nothing like this has ever happened! I did knit a towel for you. And there are sweaters and wool socks, but never have a pierced hand thank you! Can you understand that you are dissatisfied with my craftsmanship? ”

All right. If you calculate it this way, although the three soft girls of the debt organization are all such strong magical girl kings. But the housekeeping skills seem to be pretty good. From this point of view, they all have the potential to become good wives and mothers.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ How dare I, uh, not all of them just said? This is just to test the size of this kid. If I really want to kill and go straight to it, how can I let my precious Iron Armor Mark 2 go into the game? Isn't it necessary to test whether he has the spirit of challenge in the face of the unknown and adversity, and the imagination that the caster should have? Considering that this kid was not frightened...... Tsk, let's count him qualified. ”

"Heh, I don't count the significance of you spending 5,000 gold coins to make such a waste. Anyway, you pay for these materials. However, the walls, aisles, ceilings, and doors that you smashed were all about. Please also pay out of your own pocket and fix it within a month. Seeing that the other party seemed to want to plead, Nanoka immediately raised her voice: "Sorry, I don't have to say!" Take responsibility for what you cause yourself, and that's what you taught us before. In addition, I must let you know that from this day onwards, all your offerings will be given to Mr. Keith, and the pocket money will be deducted to 100 bakers per month. So be it. ”

"Why, how can this be!"

"It's all unreasonable!" Nanorka's eyes widened, and Uncle Drensian sat back like a frosted eggplant. Only then did she retract her gaze and say to the spirit butler who had been watching the excitement for a long time, "Mr. Keith." There should still be ingredients in the kitchen, right? ”

"The ingredients are complete, as well as freshly caught sailfish, and freshly slaughtered Brin duck."

"Great. I'll take charge of it, Lu Xi will stay for dinner at noon today. Nanoka was energized and headed towards the kitchen. Before leaving, he turned around and added: "You two can have a good chat, warn again." Teacher! Don't take the opportunity to bully Lu Xi! ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ This is obviously my home! The old man muttered angrily, and said, "Well, in fact, I have prepared today's main course, so I don't need you to bother." ”

"So that you know, sir. Normally, every time you cook, I automatically treat those ingredients as lost in an accident. Since Lord Lu Xi is coming to the door for the first time, we can't be too rude. So, let's let Miss Nanoka take the lead. Mr. Keith smiled and said, "Didn't you always want to eat the food cooked by the young ladies?" ”

"I want to eat it, but I don't want this little bastard to eat it too!" Before Uncle Shi finished speaking, Nanoka and the old butler had already left.

As a result, only Lu Xi and Uncle Shi were left in the room, and the atmosphere suddenly became inexplicably embarrassing. For more than a minute, there was not even a single conversation between the two men.

No, no, this kind of scene is too embarrassing, and the more important thing is that I can't be sure that I won't fight again for no reason. Lu Xi froze his mind and squeezed out a dry smile on his face: "That, Uncle Shi, this is the high-grade new tea that was only picked from Norda this spring, don't you want to taste it?" ”

"Humph!" Drence made a very emotionless voice very coldly, took a sip of Nanorka's brewed tea, and raised his eyebrows in pleasure, but half a second later lowered his face.

"Me and Orucello? The doorman of Belencaster has nothing to say! My biggest goal in life is to break that old guy's teeth, cut his throat and bleed his meat! ”

Generally speaking, the more barking the dog is, the less likely it is to bite, don't look at this grandmaster-level master who is also a Taishan Beidou level in the caster world, but the words he said were actually left behind after losing the fight with the gangsters, "You wait for me!" "I remember you!" In this case, it basically makes no difference. Of course, Uncle Shi didn't wait, and he kept coming back with great combat effectiveness, but it's a pity that he was beaten again every time, and he is still so unforgiving, this spirit is still worth learning from.

"Sixty years ago, grievances and grievances had nothing to do with me. If you and Orucello? The protΓ©gΓ© of Belencaster has nothing to say, so what does he have to say to his lover of the wind? ”

Drence rolled his eyes and glanced at Lu Xi coldly, "If you're just a little bunny taught by Orucello. I'm too lazy to bother with you. No matter what I say about it, I still have to be faced, so that I won't bully the small. It's because you, this kid, dared to make a move on Xiao Feng. I'm going to have to kill you! ”

By the way, you're almost eighty years old, aren't you? Can you not learn to talk to a thug who is twenty years old? We are all civilized people. Will you die if you are cold and elegant?

"But I can't help it, the wind likes me, I like the wind too, this is love! Love conquers everything, and you have to admit it. Lu Xi shrugged: "Besides, can you not use the word deception, Hurricane is your disciple, and you know her IQ best." said that she was deceived, which in the end was insulting her. Or is it insulting to yourself? ”

"Hmph, it's this kind of oily and slippery appearance, which really looks like Orucello's style." Uncle Shi glanced at Lu Xi, his tone was cold, and his expression suddenly became sad and joyless. The painting style of the whole person seems to have changed suddenly, and in an instant, he has changed from an unobtrusive old comic to a teenager with advanced middle and second cancer, to a solemn and majestic generation of grandmasters, domineering and exposed. Don't be angry.

Well, even if it is a generation of sect masters, it is still a generation of masters. If he can still maintain this style of painting, it is really possible to convince others that he will be the villain. Top few on the wanted list.

However, I have already seen the true face of your second class, do you think you will really be scared by you?

"Boy. What if I told you that I wanted to take away the gale. Just step over my corpse? What will you do? "His voice is not loud, if there is an outsider. You may even feel quite pleasant. However, in Lu Xi's ears, every word sounded like a thunderbolt, almost exploding in his ears. He only felt that his blood was surging, and his internal organs felt that they had been churned several times by the invisible force that suddenly rose up, and his whole brain was a mess, and the sky was spinning, and red, black, green, and yellow were all dancing in his sight. The soul of the whole person seems to have fallen into a large area of strange anomalous dimensions. He subconsciously looked at the expressionless Drens, watching his mouth open and close, as if in slow motion in a movie, chaotic, yet erratic, and full of ethereal unreality.

"No......" The last sanity made Lu Xi's heart startled, and he couldn't help biting his tongue hard. The stimulation of the pain made his mind suddenly clear. He took a deep breath, and then he felt that a cold sweat had broken out on his back, and his heart seemed to have reacted enough at this time, and began to beat violently.

Despite this, Lu Xi still pretended to be calm and picked up the teacup with both hands, swallowed it gently, and swallowed a mouthful of blood foam alive by the way.

Spirits? Or is it illusion? No, it should be some kind of combination, right? Oh, just one sentence, a few words and spirits, can make a great magician like this protagonist, who is only one step away from the legend, almost go out of his spirit. Uncle Shi is Uncle Shi, and it is reasonable to be able to be a teacher for those three soft girls with serious violent tendencies, so it should have such ability.

"Huh...... It's kind of interesting. Drence smiled lukewarmly, not so much as a laugh, but a deliberate twitch of his cheeks, creating a sinister expression. The aura of this villain boss suddenly became denser and denser.

"The power of this spirit magic is only half of the power I wield, and it was originally intended to be used against the old immortal of Orucello. However, I was surprised that you recovered so quickly! ”

Lu Xi took a breath of cool air quietly, and then nodded indifferently: "Just one move almost made me lose my spirit, I must say, Uncle Shi, you also surprised me!" ”

"Yes, yes, it's this expression, this kind of look! Boy, the old immortal disciple of Orucello, he should have this kind of arrogance! Even if you stand in front of an opponent whose strength is far beyond your own, you must not lose the will to fight to the death! This is also the pride of my colorful rose! Uncle Shi sneered and nodded, and then changed his words: "However, only such a proud person can make me feel happier when I am beaten!" ”

MD Dead Pervert! It's just an elderly middle school second, so don't pretend to be cold and shake S, okay?

"You're wrong, I'm not proud at all, I'm lazy and confused, and my favorite thing is to mess around. So, I'm going to report to Nanoka in great detail...... Well, Tempest and Fitt would be better off in attendance, too. Lu Xi said solemnly: "By the way, I have a soul chain with the wind." You don't have an old man, right? No way, daughters and fathers often have all kinds of little secrets, but there are really no secrets between them and dwarves. It's a law of nature, you know? ”

"Excellent! Boy, you've managed to me off! ”

"I was ready to provoke you, and besides, I could pass on the detailed facts that you were bullying me to Blast in the form of a Blu-ray quality image in half a second. Why don't you give it a try, and in half a second, you can build a closed magical enchantment that's strong enough to shield the psychic chains? ”

"Well, I suddenly felt that Nanoka was right." Uncle Drensian suddenly stretched out his hand, and inexplicably revealed, "Really?" "As civilized people, let's really talk about it calmly." ”

"Wow! Uncle Shi, I didn't expect you to be an acting school! ”

"Nonsense, I ran away from ...... Ah no, when I moved to Neosfia, the first pot of gold was made by going to the Haitian Theater to be a big star. Now, Neosfia's show business is still circulating in her own legend! ”

…… Well, I now know where Hurricane's interest in acting came from (to be continued.) )