After eating a large amount of rice cooker rice, the two of them, who had a round belly, fell lazily onto the sofa, and no one wanted to move again. After working hard to prepare for most of the day, but didn't grab a few pieces of meat from the pot to eat, Ah Xiangxiang puffed up the messy table with cups and plates.

"Woo yes! It's dead! Wu, just take me to see your new car after eating! Feather Fang collapsed on the couch and relaxed the two belts, and said without a proper word.

"Don't! I'm too hungry to move, so if you want to eat yourself, go and eat yourself! The keys are given to you, and the most conspicuous one in the garage is! Wu Liang, who was coquettish on the sofa and practicing Ge You's paralysis, laboriously took out the electronic key of the Hummer from his pocket (after the modification and upgrading, it has become much taller, and it has changed from an old-fashioned metal key to a plug-in electronic key!). Lost to the feather fang.

"Conspicuous? What could be more conspicuous than your special-shaped motorcycle that occupies an entire parking space? Don't be funny! The feather fang glanced at Wu Liang with slanted eyes, and asked very suspiciously.

"Huh! Wait until you start it to know how windy it is! By the way, after starting the car, press the yellow button on the steering wheel or car key, and the whole vehicle will unfold, don't press the red button! Otherwise, I won't pay for the garage being demolished! Wu Liang rubbed around on the sofa like a large caterpillar, knowing that he had found the most comfortable position to lie on his back and start to straighten the corpse.

"So exaggerated? Then I'm going to see it! With that, he got up from the couch with great difficulty, jumped to the door on one leg, picked up the crutch that was placed by the door, and limped outward.

Hearing the knock on the door, Ah Xiang poked her head out of the kitchen, shook off the foam on the dishwashing gloves and shouted, "Fang! If you don't want to stay in bed anymore, be careful when going down the stairs! ”

"Got it! It's so long-winded! Hearing this, the feather fang also poked its head back from outside the door.

Tut! Two tsundere guys, every move in life is sprinkling dog food, who are they going to feed? (Author: Who else but feed you?) Wu Liang took out a gun and pointed it at the "little head" of the author fungus and threatened: You know that hey, I still don't hurry up to deepen the relationship between me and Sakura? Do you want to squat and shush for the rest of your life? Author: Heroes spare their lives......! ）

was watching the news rebroadcast of NTV TV, and suddenly there was a dense machine gun sound from the open door, and Wu Liang, who heard the sound, got up from the sofa and rushed out of the door, not even having time to change the slippers under his feet, and rushed to the garage on the first floor with three steps and two steps.

Dizzy! The fool of the feather fang clearly told him not to press the red button. Wu Liang, who rushed to the garage, looked at the back wall of the garage that was hit like a honeycomb by the dense machine gun bullets of the Vulcan cannon, and slapped himself in the face, thanks to the stupid man who didn't hold it down, otherwise a thousand bullets would be thrown out like this, although it wouldn't cost a few dollars in total, but the houses behind the building were estimated to be bleeding!

Walking behind the feather fang, who had opened his mouth wide for a long time, jumped to his head and burst chestnuts! "Yaga! Didn't I tell you not to press the red button? If you poke out the basket, you can explain it to yourself! ”

After a blow to the back of his head, the feather fang closed his big open mouth and asked in great surprise: "Wu, are you driving this exaggerated chariot on the street to capture the parliament or do you want to fight aliens?" ”

"Crazy? It's a good day, but what am I going to do in Congress? Even if you want to go, you have to rob the treasury of the headquarters of the National Bank of Japan! Or blowing up the Emperor's palace with anti-tank missiles seems to be a pretty good idea! The second half of the sentence was hidden in his heart and not spoken, Wu Liang snatched the remote control key of the Humvee from the hand of the feather fang, put the car away from the state of attack, and then ran to the back wall to observe. Thankfully, thanks to the fact that the back wall of the house was thickened a lot for safety and load-bearing reasons, not a single bullet penetrated the wall, but the two layers of cement on the surface were shattered!

"Don't lie to me! I know that traditional Chinese don't have a good impression of the Japanese government, and even if you want to do some terrorist activities, don't drive this car out of my garage. Otherwise, if someone finds out, I'll tear me alive! "I don't have a good reading expression, don't lie to me, stared at Wu Liang with super skeptical eyes.

"Look into my eyes, do I look like the kind of person who would carry out a suicide attack?"

"Huh! You have eye droppings on both sides! ”

Wipe! Wu Liang's head was bruised: "The focus of observation is not here, okay!" ”

"Alright! If you say that, I'll believe it! Anyway, even if you really want to launch an attack, you will probably only get a cannon, sneak a few shots and run away, and you won't do anything to die! Surprised, the feather fang had a door on his mouth for a while, and blurted out the words in his heart.

Insidious? Sneaky? It turns out that you have such a low opinion of me in your heart! The green tendons on Wu Liang's head converged into a big pound sign, and he gritted his teeth and said to the feather fang: "Yes!" Then I really want to thank you for the eighteenth generation of ancestors! ”

The open-mouthed feather fang didn't realize that danger was coming, and still continued there: "Wu, with my understanding of you, the word "no profit can not afford to be early" is simply the best description of you, mosquitoes fly over you are eager to squeeze out a drop of oil, and you will definitely not do that kind of loss-making business." ”

Wu Liang, who quietly moved behind the feather fang, has completely blackened at this moment, and has learned Ah Xiang's unique stunt without a teacher, (Author: In fact, it is to stuff Ah Xiang's big hammer that fell in the Happy Forest into the space, and then take it out at this time, what kind of mystery is it!) Oops! Wu Liang: Kouhu! Today, I'm going to kill you mouthy waste wood into slag! Author: Khan! Wu Liang, you went to the wrong set and come back quickly, Hong Kong comics are not our dish! It's a hammer down.

The experience of nearly 100 attacks made the feather fang skillfully aware of the murderous aura behind him, and the dexterous one-legged jumper dodged Wu Liang's hammer full of murderous intent. The conditioned reflex seemed to open his mouth and begged Ah Xiang for mercy: "Ah Xiang, I'...... Wrong? "Wu! Isn't it just that I robbed you of a few more pieces of meat, how can you learn from Ah Xiang to play sneak attacks with a careful eye? ”

Dodged Wu Liang's unskilled hammer, but the feather fang did not dodge Ah Xiang, who also heard the gunshot, Wu Liang ran downstairs in one step, and was knocked down by a hammer from behind, Ah Xiang held the hammer and crushed the feather fang, while scolding: "Be careful!" I worked so hard to cook for you, and you just said bad things about me behind my back? Come to your senses! Hunt! ”