0782: [Mentally depraved Chicago youth and the intricate playoff situation]
James Johnson is indeed a ruthless man!
As a martial artist who has knocked out his opponents many times in the boxing ring, his execution is truly extraordinary, and he does what he says!
That night, he took Lore Deng, Joaquin Noah, Ty Gibson, Ronnie Brewer, Bogans, and the disrespectful Carlos Boozer to meet and interact with several masked Knicks cheerleaders at a famous New York nightclub.
The Knicks' cheerleaders really don't have a sense of collective honor, the team just lost, turned around and went to party with the opponent. If you don't wear a mask and let the Knicks executives know, you have to be angry and sing a song 'The businesswoman doesn't know the hatred of the country, and the flower in the backyard is still singing across the river'...... Of course, the premise is that they understand Chinese.
While the cheerleaders enjoyed the boldness and excitement of the Chicago boys, the basketball media around the world were rushing to report the miracle of the Little Duke in basketball Mecca.
A super triple-double with 61 points!
The world was shocked!
Plus... There was a holiday between him and the Knicks. When a king who has been traded for air returns to his old land and slaughters his old club by cutting down historical data, the story alone is adrenaline pumping!
After all, in the field of drama, the play of the prince's revenge is always the most soul-grabbing for the audience. From Shakespeare's Hamlet to Simba, the Lion King, all prove it.
So, in the coverage of these news.
Without exception, they are all hooked up with the Knicks!
"Duke Snoopy's Bloody Revenge, Basketball Mecca Bloody!" 》
"The Knicks used to trade air back then, and now they have 61 points, 13 assists and 12 rebounds in return for a super triple-double! 》
"The Knicks will set a new NBA record: losing an average of 39.6 points per game in three games!" 》
"Cutting off the history triple-double, the little duke said frankly: I wanted to lead the Knicks to the top!" 》
"The little duke was so powerful, James Dolan fainted on the spot! 》
The stupidest team in the world has been born. 》
《……》
The little duke, who has completed the epic revenge, is praised to a position of no return, and the Knicks are reduced to a laughing stock.
Even the local New York media were sarcastic about the failure. James Dolan, who was rushed to the hospital, was cursed as a deserved crime...... The viciousness of the world's largest metropolis can be seen from this.
Looking back now, the Knicks traded Snoopy to empty the junk contract, but then they immediately locked up the salary space again, and although Stoudemire and Anthony are not junk contracts, they can't even pass the first round now.
Previously, Isaiah Thomas was left with a bunch of garbage contracts. But Snoopy made it to the finals with this bunch of garbage contracts.
and also entered the playoffs as the eighth in the East, and then swept and eliminated the first in the East.
But now, the Knicks have set a record for points conceded per game in the playoffs.
Compared with the two, the gap is obvious!
"The reason I resigned from New York was because I couldn't stop Downey and James. That night, as I walked out of my boss's mansion, I called Snoopy, and I told him, "I'm sorry, we can't fight together." ”
Currently, Isaiah Thomas, who is the Nets' executive president, did not forget to express his opinion on TNT: "61 points, 13 assists and 12 rebounds. Even aside from the vengeance factor, it is still the greatest performance of all time at Madison Garden, surpassing Reggie Miller's 8.9 seconds and 8 points in the Eastern Conference semifinals in 1995, and also surpassing LeBron's 52 points, 9 rebounds and 11 assists in the '09 regular season and Kobe Bryant's 61-point performance...... Everyone will remember Snoopy's crazy move last night. ”
"Frankly, if he hadn't taken the initiative, I think he would have scored 70 points, or more."
"The Knicks will be a historical joke for missing Snoopy. And, I can be sure that Snoopy will never let the Knicks win a championship in his career! ”
"Trust my judgment, Puppy has always been a brutal ruler. Despite his graceful appearance, he never utters anything bad. But everyone who offended him was punished, and he was Michael Jordan of the league today. ”
Isaiah Thomas is a perfect word.
He has recently been aggressively pitching a proposal to add a free agent option to the Duke's Clause. Moreover, he has always gone out of his way to promote his intimacy with Snoopy.
In fact, Bill Simmons has long been sarcastic about him: "This guy just cheated the Russians out of a three-year, $20 million contract by virtue of his so-called intimacy with the Duke dog." ”
But Isaiah didn't have the heart to talk to a commentator.
It's like the little duke, who didn't bother to comment on Anne Hathaway's tuxedo, turned around and pressed her against the wall.
It could be seen that the little duke was a little unhappy with Anne Hathaway's disobedience to orders.
He was going crazy all night, and he seemed to use Hathaway as a Knicks basket, and he started to dunk in the early hours of the morning.
This allowed Anne to disarm in almost less than half an hour.
Her mind and soul wandered all night, and the feeling of her soul wandering out of the world made her eat and linger.
"Tomorrow night, I'll come with them to watch your game."
Anne Hathaway said in a faint voice as the little duke left the next morning.
Snoopy certainly knew who she was talking about.
His scalp was numb subconsciously, but there was still a faint sense of expectation.
Alas!
The little duke sighed.
With great power comes great responsibility!
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When Snoopy returns to his hotel, team managers Gary Foreman and Tom Thibodeau are furious.
It turned out that he was not alone in violating the curfew last night.
Although it is said that after the massacre of the Knicks by a large score, the team leader turned a blind eye to everyone's leave. For example, James Johnson's jerk argument of 'my aunt has a baby and is going to visit the hospital' can all pass.
However, you can't be too nonsense!!
"You're all in the papers, you know?" Gary Foreman pointed to a newspaper and was furious: "You actually went to the most famous nightclub in New York, chartered the venue, and played the operation of throwing dollars, are you afraid that others will not know how bad our team's discipline is??? ”
Gary Foreman was furious.
Tom Thibodeau, who was on the side, said, "You guys are really too much, you learn from Snoopy." He didn't come back last night either, but does the media know where he went? It's a joy to win, but there's no need to call a dozen blondes crazy together!! ”
Mr. Thibodeau wiped his mouth.
The fifty-year-old Magister became more and more suspenseful with the award of 'Best Coach', and his temper improved a lot. He can even joke about these soldiers: "Two women are equal to three people on the court!" Do you understand? ”
This analogy provoked the criticized Joaquin Noah and others to laugh.
The solemn atmosphere vanished in an instant.
Snoopy quickly withdrew, he didn't want to be seen as a 'positive example' in this matter.
By the time he was leaving, Lore Deng and the others had already begun to swear to Foreman, and they swore and emphasized: "It's really just a hand addiction, and a mouth addiction." There is absolutely no ammunition consumption, you can watch the next game, we are definitely more brave!! ”
Foreman didn't bother to talk to them: "You just see that the Knicks are easy to bully." ”
He didn't believe that these bastards only passed the addiction of the hand and the mouth, didn't they have the addiction of the eyes?
Really, not rigorous at all!
"Don't take it as an example!"
Foreman dropped the sentence and turned to leave.
He also had to go to his room to get rid of last night's call-in service.
After all, hit New York!
Everyone is relaxed.
Even if some media use the topic to try to create an image of the Bulls as a 'depraved and unenterprising'. The Bulls' public relations department also did not refute the rumors.
Playing New York, do you still expect the players to train every day like playing the Lakers?
The long season should have been a combination of work and rest, and everyone should have a degree in their hearts.
After all, this is an NBA team, not a concentration camp for schoolboys.
Everyone has seen the master of meat, why is it so pure? None of them were drinking, they were just having fun, and this was already the purest team in the NBA.
Of course, this is due to Marbury's teaching.
However, in the afternoon, Stephen still criticized their corruption and depravity from the ideological level, believing that they have a hedonistic tendency at present. Next, we must tighten the strings in our hearts, strengthen our personal cultivation, and condense correct values, outlook on life, and world view.
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In a sense, the series between the Bulls and the Knicks is indeed the least suspenseful existence.
The other strong teams were under heavy sniping at this time.
The Miami Heat, who are second in the East, have dropped an away game in Indiana, and as things stand, they need at least six games to tackle the series.
The Boston Celtics and Orlando Magic also had a 2-1 score.
It's just that Celtic still have home advantage. And the Magic team has fallen. Judging from the current trend, the Knicks' semifinal opponent should be the Atlanta Hawks.
In addition, the Western Conference champion Spurs have been beaten 3-1 by the Grizzlies, and now the basketball media is devoting 60 percent of the pages to reporting on the Junior Duke's epic revenge, and the rest of the pages are basically used to predict the Memphis Black Eight sweep.
Although the Lakers, who are second in the West, have a 3-1 lead over the Hornets, the decline in the strength of the defending champions this season is visible to the naked eye.
However, there is also information that points out. Based on the current situation in the Western Conference playoffs, as long as they beat the Dallas Mavericks in the semifinals. Whether it is facing the Grizzlies or the Thunder in the Western Conference Finals next, it is very likely to advance.
It's just, is Dallas so easy to cross?
The little duke was a little worried.
Ding dong!
At this time, his cell phone rings and he receives a message from Russell Handsome Boy - Triple Twin Maniac Westbrook.
"Hey, Snoopy, are you ready? Let's meet in the finals!! ”
He was excited. The Thunder, who are fourth in the West, just won their second home court. They are currently 3-1 ahead and will advance to the second round if there are no surprises.
And once they advance to the second round, their opponent will be the Grizzlies.
With the regular season champion Spurs about to be blackened, all teams in the West have an infinite impulse to win the championship.
It's as if rushing out of the west is just around the corner!
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