Chapter 399: Funny

"What's wrong?" Seeing that Xu Miaojin didn't move, Zhou Shaoyu was very puzzled for a while.

What's wrong? Xu Miaojin's eyes widened all of a sudden, and she stubbornly resisted Zhou Shaoyu's face.

There is not the slightest discoloration, as if it were taken for granted!

Xu Miaojin suddenly admired, this kind of insistence on the love in her heart, her insistence on art, and her calm attitude are too powerful, she can't do it, even if it is a family member, she is embarrassed to say anything directly.

As for Zhou Shaoyu, he looked calm, and he didn't feel that he was wrong at all, and yes, in his eyes, that was art! How could it be wrong?

It's just that I still can't agree! The four sisters of the dignified Xu family, it's too embarrassing to strip naked and let people paint at will, but how can you refuse? If he feels disapproved of his art, he turns his face and turns around and doesn't teach himself to draw, what can he do?

"Then, let's draw a head first!" Xu Miaojin's eyes lit up, and she secretly sighed that she was smart.

Zhou Shaoyu didn't understand, and he didn't think much about it for a while, and immediately responded: "Originally, I just drew a head first, and it was still quite troublesome to draw the whole body." ”

"...... "It turns out that I just thought about it too much, Xu Miaojin wanted to cry, I couldn't wait to find a crack to get into, why didn't I find a chair over there just now?"

Be calm, be calm, he can't know what I was thinking just now, if his mood is not right, it will make people think more.

"Okay, let's draw it, it should be pretty fast." Xu Miaojin's face was ordinary, and as she spoke, she walked towards the chair, but she knocked over the teacup on the table carelessly, although there was no tea, but after all, it fell to the ground, and it would definitely shatter.

"Little ......! It's nothing. Zhou Shaoyu subconsciously shouted, but the corners of his mouth twitched instantly.

Xu Miaojin reacted quickly, felt that he had brought down the cup, turned around cleanly and raised his foot and kicked it, the teacup kicked high, reached out and grabbed it, and held it directly in his hand.

"This teacup is dirty, remember to throw it away when you turn around." Xu Miaojin put it on the table, and saw that Zhou Shaoyu was surprised, and immediately became proud, humming, my sister has practiced, fortunately, she didn't have any trouble, this time she really has to calm down.

But no, the Xu family did not make a fortune by Confucianism, they are nobles, they are soldiers, and they are the ones who have made a knife and a shot, even if the Ming Dynasty has been founded and stabilized, it has only been many years, and it has not yet reached the stage of eating and waiting for death.

If Xu Miaojin didn't show her hand, Zhou Shaoyu really didn't think about it for a while, after all, what has been passed down is basically that she can write poetry and paint and is very knowledgeable.

But what the hell is this cup dirty, just because you kicked it? It doesn't seem like anything, just wash it, or even make it simpler, and it doesn't matter if you rinse the tea at will. It's just a kick, not a kick.

Cleanliness? Or are you too squeamish? Although this teacup doesn't get into Zhou Shaoyu's eyes, it's not a bargain at the moment, so it's too wasteful to throw it away, do you understand that saving is a virtue?

Well, in fact, Zhou Shaoyu doesn't matter, it's not his thing anyway, it's just to find a reason to tease and test his attitude.

"I suddenly realized that I had lost a lot!" Zhou Shaoyu spoke, Xu Miaojin didn't understand, turned his head to see what he had to say. Then I saw Zhou Shaoyu pointing to the teacup and said, "That's the teacup I used just now." ”

So? Xu Miaojin was confused.

"Suppose you just drank the teacup, and I immediately picked it up and drank it in the same place, and stared at your lips, what would you think?" Afraid that Xu Miaojin wouldn't understand, Zhou Shaoyu simply stared at Xu Miaojin's feet and glanced at it, okay, wearing shoes, the style of embroidered shoes is not bad, but at this time, it makes no difference whether you wear shoes or not.

In fact, I can't help but think of Daji in my head, those white and tender little feet, whirring, calm, I am not foot control!

Then again, the so-called indirect kissing or something is completely a psychological factor, but sometimes this thing is really heartbeating.

I think that when I was still in school, I was just a young boy, but I secretly had a crush on a girl in my heart. After playing basketball once, Zhou Shaoyu was sweaty, tired, and the water was gone, and it happened that the girl passed by and handed her a small half of the mineral water.

It's really a pure young man, but don't mention the past!

Hearing Zhou Shaoyu say this, Xu Miaojin was cold, and suddenly shivered.

In fact, ancient times are not like later generations, when they fall in love or something, kissing is a normal thing, but in ancient times it was not.

Especially the wife, the husband and wife will not come to this at all, only the concubine or go out to have fun, as for the reasons, there are many, probably related to respect or something.

In fact, Zhou Shaoyu's idea is quite unique, and he thinks that the origin of this rule must be because of bad breath, and there was no toothpaste or anything in ancient times. It is said that even in the Qing Dynasty, a certain minister had bad breath, and he especially liked to eat garlic, if he drank two more sips of wine, cough cough cough cough......

It's just that people do have the ability, and the emperor can only reuse it, so every time he discusses the matter, he will put incense to death, otherwise he can't bear it.

Good guy, this is all in the Qing Dynasty, and it is still so exaggerated, not to mention that it is so long ago that the rule of husband and wife not kissing was established at some point, wouldn't it be even more exaggerated.

Women will be better somewhat, do you love to be clean, even if you don't have a toothbrush and toothpaste, it is always useful to rinse your mouth frequently, wicker or salt, in short, there is no problem.

And the man, uh-huh, that's it, if you can make do with it, you can make do with it.

It's far away, in short, Xu Miaojin can't accept it at the moment for mouth-to-mouth or something, people are pure lilies, with no desire, of course, I also like to draw some intimate paintings to add a little fun, and sure enough, girls are more beautiful.

Although Zhou Shaoyu's senses are okay now, it is a bit complicated, but she has never been close to that anyway, she has never heard the word indirect kissing, but she might as well hear this meaning, and she feels trembling suddenly.

According to that statement, what is it just now? Kissed her little feet indirectly? Continue to chill, continue to shiver......

The ancient woman's feet are a very private existence, and they will never be seen by outsiders, and they are the same level of existence as 'bulging' and 'concave', well, I feel that these two words are used very well!

Since they are all private to this level, isn't it equivalent to kissing...... Ahem, I understand everything......

Hot feet! Then the face burned, and then the whole body burned, this statement is too amazing.

"Dengden Dengden, Dengden, disciple!" Look, I can't even speak.

"It's obvious that you took the initiative, I didn't do anything!" Zhou Shaoyu beat a rake, a joke like this, it can only be played in conservative ancient times, put it now, what is this called, boring!

Of course, it's easy to get away with it, and the faces of ancient girls are generally thin, which hurts the senses, so I'm sure I won't take care of you anymore.

But Zhou Shaoyu doesn't care, he now thinks he is a person who paints art, what is this little thing, a small matter, a small matter, just make a joke.

(End of chapter)