When the little duke returned home, he sat down for a while. After talking to his parents on the phone in China, he felt that he still needed a little sense of ritual.

He decided to go to a nearby supermarket to buy cakes, as well as longevity noodles.

Chinese. I like the underneath and I like to eat noodles too.

The ride to the supermarket was slightly congested, and traffic in New York was as bad as ever. But fortunately, because they are fully armed, they are not recognized by the people who are in a hurry around them: life in the first international city is very fast-paced, and if there are no cameras, people will only care about looking down at the road, and rarely crowd to someone or spy on someone's face under the mask.

It took about two hours. Mainly when he was buying eggs, the salesperson kept selling him the latest egg peeler. She keeps emphasizing that anyone needs it because it works really, really well. However... Snoopy has never understood why the Americans were able to send humans to the moon in the 60s, and in the 21st century, they still can't do the egg peeling work as easily as the Chinese.

After the little duke repeatedly insisted that he didn't need it, he finally bought the $12 egg peeler from the chattering black aunt.

He felt like he wouldn't need this thing in his life that claimed to be able to peel five hard-boiled eggs at the same time in ten seconds.

However... There are no absolutes in the world, and there is providence in the dark.

……

When the little duke drove back to his home, he noticed that there were two cars parked not far in front of the house. At the time, he didn't think much of it, and when he went up from the underground garage. When I came to the kitchen, I just opened the kitchen door, and a figure came out behind me: "Srprise!! ”

Snoopy turned her head to see Scarlett galloping towards her in a sexy catwoman costume, and she jumped on top of Snoopy: "Happy birthday, dear." ”

Before the little duke could speak, Scarlett had already kissed him passionately.

She is like dry firewood that has been exposed to the sun for three hundred and sixty-five days, and has gone through nine hundred and eighty-one processes... Dry firewood, just a little bit!

Snoopy can only temporarily cancel the following steps in the kitchen.

Because Scarlett has reached down.

For Snoopy, this kitchen holds strange memories of him and Scarlett.

This memory still haunts him and gives him a lot of psychological shadows. Because he was really afraid that his parents would suddenly open the door again and let out an exclamation!!

The idea had just been formed.

Yes!!

An exclamation came from the stairwell. Snoopy subconsciously tilted his head away.

Taylor Swift, dressed in a purple and blue hip-length dress, strode briskly.

She'd been hiding in the closet upstairs, and she wanted to surprise Snoopy. However... While waiting, I heard constant movement from downstairs. She hurried down to watch, but unexpectedly saw a scene in the kitchen.

It made her scream.

Then he ran quickly: "You sagging of Bichi, stop your movements and quickly get off Snoopy." ”

She scrambled to pull, but Scarlett ignored it and she continued her actions. The principle of her life is 'open bow and no turning back'.

Even though Taylor Swift gave her a punch, she still didn't let go.

At this time, Taylor Swift quickly took over the high ground, and she used her height advantage to put her arms around Snoopy's neck.

Scarlett can only move strategically, and she focuses on the lower lane. To grasp the demon pestle is to exert force...... Plate it!

The two are both fighting for Snoopy and attacking Snoopy.

For the little duke, it was really exciting.

Snoopy is by no means the restless Megumi Yanagishita, nor is he the kind of person who is provoked and does not fight back.

In the words of Stephen Marbury, who is often quoted in the locker room: He never takes the initiative to shoot the first shot, but he also never gives the opponent a chance to fire a second shot. It's up to you when the battle starts, and it's up to him to decide when the battle ends.

The weather on the Upper East Side changed abruptly on the afternoon of July 26, with lightning and thunder.

The thrill in the cottage finally ended at seven o'clock in the evening.

While cleaning up the battlefield, Snoopy discovers that there is one more person he doesn't know.

God knows why this is happening.

When Miley Sellers opened the door at half-past five and screamed, things were out of control. She's like a catfish thrown into a sardine... Even the Canadian electric eel. The fire was again stimulated.

"She's my friend! Amber Heard. Miley Sellers introduces and explains to a surprised Snoopy, "She's bisexual. ”

Hey!!

Snoopy is going crazy.

What does it have to do with me what her orientation is, why do you want to bring an irrelevant person over for no reason.

Miley is also innocent, she didn't expect such a thing to happen when she brought a friend over to celebrate her birthday.

Snoopy got up and walked to the kitchen speechlessly.

Longevity noodles are not in the mood to eat. But... I have to boil a few eggs and give these female stars who have beaten their noses and swollen eyes to apply a dress.

And the legendary guy who can peel five eggs in ten seconds finally came in handy.

When Snoopy handed them the eggs and showed them how to put them on their faces, there was an inexplicable silence in the hall.

It was Amepa who remembered the purpose of the trip, and she began to sing: "Happy birthday to you!" ”

Her singing voice gradually moved the others.

When the Happy Birthday song sounds, Snoopy is really not happy at all.

He didn't even want to blow out the candles to make a wish.

If his wish can be successfully realized, he hopes to turn back time and not get on a plane to New York.

"Think of it as a little episode in life. We left the room and forgot everything that had just happened. Amepa began to comfort everyone again: "Who doesn't have one or two crazy things in their life? ”

She really wanted to open it.

But how could it be as easy as she said it would be if the others didn't talk back at all?

……

Snoopy boarded the plane back to Los Angeles at 10 o'clock that night, leaning in the first-class cabin, looking confused and overwhelmed, like a seven-year-old boy who had fallen into a catastrophe and didn't know how to end it.

But fortunately, everyone left calmly. Maybe it's because he doesn't have the strength, maybe it's because he can't speak, like Snoopy, his heart is so excited that he can't speak.

When Snoopy returned to Los Angeles, it was already four in the morning... Twenty-five points.

He didn't feel a trace of sleepiness at all, and there seemed to be countless powers in his body waiting to vent, just like his suppressed emotions.

So, he took a taxi directly from the airport to the arena and spoke to Kobe Bryant on the way.

He knew that Kobe Bryant was already up at this time.

……

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