Chapter 980: Star Wars Repercussions
() "I have been keeping an eye on Peter, my father was with him, and Jondu did not send him to Igona, and his peace should be assured.
Now the situation is that the universe is too big to find their exact location.
We don't even dare to issue an interstellar bounty because my identity is too sensitive... Well, there are too many enemies, and if they knew that my father was captured by Yongdu, and I still cared so much about him, then neither Kerry nor Skrull...... Alas, not only them, but almost all cosmic people ......
And the same is true of Peter, Igo's prestige, you may not feel it on Earth. He is the Great Lord of Skrull, he destroyed the Cree mother star Hara, he is the king of Sparta, and his power is all over the universe.
If he had known about Peter, Peter would have been ten times more dangerous than my father! Maya explained.
"So what can we do?" She worried.
"Wait, there is also an elite S.H.I.E.L.D. agent who was captured together, and when he is familiar with the operation of the spaceship, he will definitely find an opportunity to contact Earth, and then I will rush over and rescue the three of them."
Before leaving, Maya also took a photo with the American team.
Back in Manhattan, Maya sees Cage in the living room, and he is talking to Jack about something with a sad face.
"Evenmaiga, I finally met the living guide of civilization. God, I'm your fan, come sign me up. ”
As soon as he saw Maya, he immediately came to life, grabbed Jack's parka pen and shoved it into her hand.
Looking at Cage, who was flushed with excitement, Maya was a little embarrassed, "Hey, Cage, haven't we met a few times?" Natalie vs Star Wars Did You Forget? ”
"That's different, even Maiga, you have changed the course of civilization on earth, and you are a saint beyond Moses."
Uncle Cage waved his arms and said emotionally: "Maya, you are the contemporary Jesus, the reincarnation of the Virgin Mary, the earth should rewrite the Bible for you, no... You deserve your own Bible. ”
"Uh, do you want to be so exaggerated?" Maya blushed.
"Alas, since the idea of a world government was proposed, since the promulgation of two international laws, you have been mythologized almost by all the countries of the world... Haven't you paid attention to the public opinion these days? Jack said with a complicated expression.
If it weren't for the fact that he was very familiar with Maya and saw that she had done so many miracles, Bacheng would have trembled with excitement when he met her, just like Cage.
Maya is a bit detached from the masses, teleporting, and going wherever she goes is a direct goal, and she rarely watches the news lately, ignoring the impact of two simple laws.
Cage said excitedly: "Maya, the United States officially withdrew its troops from the Middle East and announced that it would no longer interfere in local affairs. Not only the Middle East, but also the United States has completely abandoned the Asian strategic plan, the plan for the democratic process in Eastern Europe... To put it simply, the United States will no longer do bad things on Earth, and the Russian Celestial Empire has issued a friendly statement to us.
Alas, according to expert analysis, without the big bad guy of the United States, the earth war will be eliminated by 99.7%, local conflicts will be reduced by 98.4 percentage points, refugees will be reduced by 97.2%, and the annual death toll of the world will be reduced by 10 million,......
Maya, look how many people you've saved, O God! ”
In the past, the United States relied on oil to stabilize the value of the US sword, and also relied on oil to control the world economy, but now it ...... Alas, the controlled nuclear fusion technology will be sent to all countries in the world by Maya for free, and there is still a use for oil?
To put it mildly, the profit of the pill for a month, in exchange for antimatter, its energy can be equivalent to the sum of spherical fossil energy.
Spending national power on oil strategy is not only unprofitable enough for the government to accept (compared to interstellar development), but also particularly hateful.
Well, the rice guy also knows how fucked up he is.
Previously, the Earth Defense Force and the space dock were under the control of the United States, and other countries could not carry out space development, and the overseas policy of the United States had not been fatally impacted, after all, the world still needed oil, and the United States itself also needed oil.
But Maya's actions changed everything, if she wasn't a god with great power, she would have been assassinated many times now, such as those whose interests were hurt... Well, too many big capitalists have been bankrupted by her words.
Ma Tianshen, the guide of Ma civilization, no one dares to disagree in the suppression field!
"Maya, if it weren't for you, the earth wouldn't have been able to establish a world government for 10,000 years, you would make the earth a better place. Oops, let's take a picture and sign it for me. ”
Maya finally agreed to Uncle Cage's request.
"Cage, how was your Star Wars film received at the Sandal Film Festival?" When she was done, Maya asked.
"Don't mention it, it's unbearable."
Cage looked gloomy, "Last month, a group of 15 of us went to Shandar. The knowledge has increased a lot, but the star coins also cost 250,000!
The price is too expensive, a mere three-star hotel costs 5,000 star coins a night, God, if it weren't for the fear of losing the face of the earthlings, we would all be ready to sleep well. ”
"I heard you only eat two chocolates a day?" Jack was also curious.
Maya's identity is too special, and they will definitely not let Jennifer leave the earth.
"Not really." Cage slapped his thigh and said with a look of resentment: "On the first day, we thought that the hotel provided free breakfast, well, everything was placed in the hall, so we ate and drank a meal, and the taste was really good, but, **!
70,000 Star Coins!
Nowadays, the earth's foreign exchange is too cherished, and the exchange ratio of star coins and American knives has reached 1:10,000, which means that we ate 700 million for breakfast! ”
Cage spread his hands and asked, "Tell me, do we dare to eat?" Luckily, Natalie brought a few boxes of chocolates and had a few days to top them. ”
"How many movie tickets have been sold?" Maya asked.
"A movie ticket costs 3 stars, it's okay, the key is... Alas, some time ago, the Greek-Argentine coalition besieged Kerry, and Kerry's home planet exploded.
There are magnificent scenes of billions of warships bombarding each other, as well as the personal heroism of Ronan and others, as well as various reversals...... Alas, reality is much more wonderful than the movie.
After watching those real Star Wars videos, I also think that our Star Wars is a piece of shit. ”
Cage rubbed his hair desperately and said with a depressed expression: "A total of 2,300 movie tickets were sold, and 90% of them were Bradleys." ”
"Bradley?" Maya wondered.
"A third-level small civilization, alas, they look almost the same as Master Yoda." Cage explained.
"That's good." Jack excitedly.
"They all came here after seeing the advertisement for Bangzun pills."
"Uh, you really let Master Yoda use it? For whom? Maya had a pained look on her face.
Lucas helped him arrange an affair, a white girl from the United States. However, in the Earth version, that section was cut off. Alas, if it weren't for the 10-minute bed scene, the movie ticket would have been 90% less. Cage said.
Maya was speechless, and Jack asked again, "Didn't the Bradleys help us promote the movie?" ”
"It's promoted, but they scold the movie for deceiving people and negative publicity."
Seeing the two of them looking confused, Cage quickly explained, "The Bangzun Pill doesn't work for them.
Alas, this is too coincidental, many aliens are like earthlings, and they all praise the good effect of the pill, but it is ......"
"That's it."
Maya touched her chin and said, "Next time I get some blood samples from the Bradleys, I'll adjust the effect of the medicine for them."
Well, next time, you can ask Bradley to play Master Yoda, you can save a lot of money on special effects. Fupin Chinese