Chapter 27: It's a big deal
Jiang Fan was still at a loss, but he reacted quickly at the end, and as soon as his eyes rolled, a ghost idea came to mind, and he quibbled: "Comrade traffic police, you see that I didn't 'drive', I just pushed away, what else do you need a driver's license, the two of us have an urgent matter today, you can open the net." ”
The two traffic policemen have been in the industry for many years, and it is the first time they have heard such inexplicable words. Deng Shi was stunned.
A driver's license, a driver's license, is only needed to drive a motor vehicle, and if you push it, it becomes manpower, so what is it? It's like someone pushing a triangular car, do you need a driver's license?
But soon the younger traffic police reacted and said: "Okay, let's not talk about the driver's license, but your motor vehicle is on the road, at least you need a driving license, and the driving license is taken out." ”
Jiang Fan just had a glimmer of hope in his heart, and he felt that there was a drama at the end, but Skynet was restored and not leaked, and his illusions in his heart were suddenly shattered, and he looked at the young traffic policeman in surprise.
If it's a triangular car, not a motor vehicle, then it's okay to push and walk on the road.
But the big guy in front of you is a motorcycle, you are walking on other people's roads, you don't have a license plate, you are really going to hit someone, who are you looking for?
At the end of the way, a lot of sweat suddenly appeared on his forehead, I didn't expect this traffic policeman to be so old, he was so witty, he was in a hurry, and another bad idea came out, and with a force in his hand, he directly lifted the motorcycle.
"Comrade traffic police, you see, I'm just a fitness equipment like a motorcycle, which is used for exercise." At the end of the journey, he blushed, and deliberately tried to raise it twice in front of the two traffic policemen.
The two traffic police already feel inexplicable, and they can't imagine that there is even more inexplicable, there are still people in the world who use such a heavy motorcycle as fitness equipment!
The young traffic policeman opened his mouth wide in surprise, and after a long time, he whispered in the ear of the slightly older traffic policeman: "Master, what now?" This guy uses this thing as a dumbbell, I'm really convinced, I'm afraid that thing doesn't weigh hundreds of pounds! ”
The old traffic policeman glanced up and down with a strange face, and whispered: "I have been a traffic policeman all my life, and I have never met such a strange guy, let me think about what to do." ”
Taking advantage of this opportunity, the end hurriedly gave Jiang Fan a look, and said, "Comrade traffic police, if there is no problem, I will leave first!" Hehe......" then ran away with a motorcycle fart, running and running, and did not forget to turn back to Jiang Fan.
"That's all right!"
Jiang Fan's eyeballs almost fell to the ground, he couldn't imagine that he could go like this, and looked at the two traffic policemen who didn't stop this kind of behavior, and smiled embarrassedly.
He bowed to the two "respectable" traffic policemen, and hurriedly caught up with the footsteps of the end.
When the young traffic policeman saw that the end was running in front of him, he was anxious, and his voice became a little louder: "Master, everyone has run away, can we chase after it?" ”
"The young man is frizzy, what is the hurry, he is not a god, how far can he run with a few hundred pounds of things? Come with me to get the police car, and wait for me to think about countermeasures......" The old traffic policeman scolded, frowned and prepared to get the police car.
And the young traffic policeman seemed to have thought of something, his eyes lit up, and a wicked smile appeared on his face: "Master, you are so bad, you already know that he can't run far, right?" ”
The old traffic policeman immediately gave the young traffic policeman a violent shudder, "What do you think, I'm afraid that he will lift such a heavy thing, and he will have an accident after a long time." Then he turned his head and prepared to leave slowly.
However, at this moment, a fast bicycle appeared out of nowhere, and it crashed into the end of the body with a bang.
I only heard an earth-shattering bang, and the end of the road and the cyclist fell to the ground together, and the motorcycle smashed directly on the bicycle, smashing the bicycle and deforming.
The young traffic policeman almost fell to the ground with a weak foot, and he didn't expect that the old traffic policeman would really have an accident as soon as he finished speaking, "I'll go, master, you crow's mouth ......"
This time, the old traffic policeman reacted quickly, patted the young traffic policeman on the shoulder, and shouted angrily, "What else to see, save people!" ”
The young traffic policeman suddenly woke up and ran forward like crazy.
At the same time, Jiang Fan stared blankly at the end of the road and the stranger rolling on the ground, as if there were 100,000 grass and mud horses running over in his heart, "Nima, I really regret not reading the yellow calendar today, what the hell is going on!" ”
Who knows, the end of the road has not shouted pain, the old man on the bicycle on the opposite side got up and sat on the ground, looked at the motorcycle at the end of the way, and then looked at the deformed bicycle, and suddenly burst into tears, "Oh, I was hit like this." ”
Because of the fall, the end of the road may have been wiped by the fallen motorcycle to a little, there is blood on the forehead, seeing the old man wailing, I can't care about the blood on the forehead, I am anxious, I quickly helped the old man up, and said anxiously: "Uncle, are you okay?" ”
"Oops, my old cold waist, oops, my Bolingai......" The old man just burst into tears and couldn't stop wailing.
Jiang Fan smiled bitterly, this is a stall, only to find a way to solve it, and asked cautiously: "Uncle, where do you hurt?" ”
"It doesn't hurt!" The old man cried twice, and suddenly came such a domineering sentence, which stunned Jiang Fan and Motu at that time.
"Huh? What a situation! "If the old man says that it hurts, then he must take the old man to the hospital first.
But the old man suddenly said this, and neither of them caught up with the rhythm, so they suddenly crashed and opened their mouths wide, not knowing what to do.
At this time, the old man finally found the end of the road standing next to him.
Glaring, he jumped up, as if he wanted to grab the neckline of the end of the road, but because his height was not in the same proportion as the end of the road, he jumped several times without success.
In the end, I had to casually grab the clothes of the end of the road, and said angrily: "You young man, do you still want to run if you hit someone on a motorcycle?" ”
"Uncle, I didn't want to run! Where the hell is your pain, I'll take you to the hospital. ”
I can't think so much about the end of the road, even if I am usually witty, my mind has become a pot of porridge at the moment, and I want to send the old man to the hospital when I pick him up.
But he didn't want to just hit the old man, the old man glared and howled again, "Everyone come and see, this guy hits someone and wants to hit someone." ”
After this kind of battle from childhood to adulthood, Deng Shi broke out in a sweat, opened his mouth wide, and held back a sentence for a while, "I don't really want to hit anyone, I just want to take you to the hospital." ”
It happened that the young traffic policeman ran over with a snort, because he ran too fast and couldn't say a word for most of the day.
This is good, as soon as the old man saw the traffic police, he was even more out of control, and sat directly on the ground, crying: "Comrade traffic police, you see that this guy hit someone and wants to beat someone, you want to seek justice for me......"
"Old ...... Uncle, are you mistaken, I was there just now, and I can see clearly that you hit this young man. The young traffic policeman frowned and glared at the end of the road, helping to speak.
The so-called vicissitudes of the sea, Fang shows the true character of the hero, in this situation, the young traffic policeman can still speak up, whether it is Jiang Fan or the end of the road, they are very grateful, nodding again and again, "Yes, yes, yes......"
When the old man heard this, his eyes widened suddenly, while crying, he shook his arms and legs, and finally went to the ground, "There is no reason, how much money did this black-hearted traffic police charge, my car was hit like this, and I said that I hit him, where is the reason......"
The young traffic policeman obviously had never encountered this kind of thing, so he couldn't help but be angry, and hurriedly explained, "I don't want to confiscate the money!" I haven't even issued a ticket today! ”
But he didn't want to, the old man suddenly sat up and pointed to the deformed bicycle on the ground and shouted angrily: "How can you say black is white if you confiscate money, how can you slander good people if you confiscate money, can't you see that my bicycle is deformed, he didn't hit me, how can the bicycle be deformed!" ”
The old man was so messing around, Jiang Fan's heart sank, he felt a dizziness in front of him, and said in his heart: "It's over, it's over, it's a big deal!" ”