0392: [Lord Duke, me!] 】

Compared with Snoopy's evasive and gag in an interview, the other Knicks players are much more 'honest'.

When asked what it was like to take out the Atlanta Hawks.

Stephen Marbury replied seriously: "It's a normal thing for me, and after McWoodson said those disrespectful remarks, I watched Snoopy's face." He's been training very seriously, and I knew it at that time...... Well, wait and see, Mr. Duke will definitely do something. ”

"To be honest, we don't know why Snoopy suddenly exploded, but you can't help but go crazy when you look at the guy who doesn't usually even shoot his palms at the opposing manager." Jeffries also responded with a smile.

Then, Jamie Fat Lun asked: "As far as I know, NBA rookies usually have to carry bags, buy things, and obey the dispatch of veteran players. But at the Knicks, I hadn't heard anything about it. And it looks like you're all following him, is it because he often throws those model parties? Or does he often tell you stories about him and the Duchess? ”

"Oh. No. Nate Robinson stood up in his seat in the second row and emphasized, "I'm convinced that he's because of his sexual tools, which are simply the biggest guy I've ever seen." This is how the subordination between men is sometimes established, and I have studied history, and in primitive societies, human beings also divided their social status according to 'size'. ”

"Uh......" Dugg is going crazy. He turned his head sideways to glare at the excited Nate Robinson, hoping that the guy wouldn't talk about such boring topics in public.

However, at this time, Jimmy Fat Lun almost laughed out his big teeth, and the audience was even more heckling.

That's when ... Mr. Eddie Curry, who famously failed to get into college, felt that he should be involved: "Actually, when you first talked about the suspension performance of pickup trucks, I already wanted to give my opinion. There are too many people online who don't know Snoopy's true strength and think that video is a marketing gimmick made up by advertisers. ”

"But I'm 100% sure: that's Snoopy!!"

"He must have felt that there was still energy in his body after the game, so he called a certain duchess girl and couldn't wait to vent his energy!"

Otherwise, why do you think so many female stars are flocking to him? Is it because he is handsome? ”

"I don't lose my looks to him at all. I just can't work in a pickup truck for an hour straight. ”

Eddie Curry's every word elicited screams and laughter from the audience, and wave after wave.

Jimmy Fatlun was out of breath laughing, and he swore ... These basketball players are so humorous.

In fact, if it weren't for Eddie Curry's comparison of his appearance to Snoopy at the end, Jimmy would have pretty much believed him.

But no matter what, now the American audience has left an impression in their heads: Lord Duke is doing a good job!

Although this is not a bad thing.

But Robert, the commercial promotion manager, looked very frustrated after getting off the show, and he reluctantly told the two initiators: "We're here to promote our Knicks' positive and healthy image to fans across the country, not to let you talk about sex tools on it." It's going to make our team look weird, and it's going to divide the locker room by the size of that thing, don't you think GAY is GAY? ”

"Who would be gay? We're all straight guys! And, Isn't Snoopy healthy? He can do it for an hour!! Eddie Curry obviously doesn't understand the many meanings of health, and he even has a straight point: "If you can work for an hour, your wife will praise you for your great health!" ”

You......!

Robert gave Eddie Curry a blank look, this is simply a pot that can't be opened.

He vowed that he would not arrange any more media interviews for Eddie Curry for some time. At the same time, he will arrange for this dead fat man to go to community activities as much as possible, so that labor can change his speech.

And after this episode aired, the focus of people's discussion was obviously not that the Knicks had created a miracle since the beginning of the new century, and that most people were discussing Snoopy's sexual function.

In addition, many women on the Internet are eager to try it in the comment area, and the Knicks' fan forum is almost occupied by Snoopy's 'stick fans', and they all express a curiosity to find out. Although everyone is not sure if the protagonist in that video is Lord Duke, what woman doesn't want to be fucked like the woman in the video? In life, you always have to have the courage to try.

The next afternoon, at an official fan event hosted by the Knicks. Madison Gardens has seen a lot of things like, 'Lord Duke, me!' ' banner. And, the number of female fans that day was far higher than normal.

This gave Duge a great headache, and he felt that American women were too unreserved to understand what it meant to be gentle.

His teammates around him were all envious, with Nate Robinson even emphasizing: "You should thank me, Snoopy." If it weren't for me promoting you on the Jimmy Late Night Show, there wouldn't be so many women eager to try it. Look at those women with convex and backward curls, red lips and white teeth, aren't you ready to move? Wouldn't you want to slap her ass and swing along with the Ford Raptor in a ride? ”

Speaking of the Ford Raptor, Dugg couldn't help but complain in his heart that the company's advertising was too explicit. In their latest commercial, a Ford Raptor pickup truck is seen driving through all kinds of bumpy road conditions, and then it stops on a flat road and shakes desperately!

Immediately, the Duke's headpost appeared on the screen, and a line of advertising words appeared below: Ford Raptor, meet your various off-road needs!

This is clearly a sideshow.

This quickly increased the search volume for 'Lord Duke, me', and Duge even suspected that the topic was manipulated by Ford.

But now, I have to endure these ill-intentioned discussions and become their 'hunting target'. Now the only thing he can do is wait, wait for this wave to pass.

While the bored women were discussing how to sleep until the Duke, Stephen Curry returned to New York from Los Angeles and moved into Snoopy's house. Although he did not sleep in the Duke's bed, Lin Weiwei gave him the task of never allowing any woman to approach his body.

Dugg was very pleased with Curry's arrival. He's struggling with his unique shooting problem, and he thinks Curry's shooting ability should be a solution.

However, after Curry Jr. saw Dug's shot in the training hall, he fell into deep thought, and fifty seconds passed, he spread his hands and said helplessly: "This is a bizarre incident that I have never seen before, your performance is beyond common sense!" ”

"You're the only basketball player I've ever seen who can shoot less than 20 percent in normal shooting conditions but 40 percent in difficult conditions. You're incredible. ”

"I began to believe in the authenticity of that video online."

"It's so much in line with your character, you just like to play this kind of difficult action!"

Dugg glared at him angrily.

Then call him over and get ready to have a heads-up game with him.

But Stephen Curry said he had some more things to do, and he walked into D'Antoni's office. D'Antoni returned to New York after the Knicks eliminated the Atlanta Hawks, but he kept his mouth shut about reinoccupying and didn't even walk onto the training ground to guide the practice.

It looked like he had given up his position as head coach.

It's just that... What did he do with Stephen Curry?

Dugg frowned, but didn't think much of it.

Turn around and continue to practice shooting!

Bang! Bang! Bang!

……