Lao Du and his wife came to the United States for tourism, and they made an appointment with their prospective daughter-in-law and prospective in-laws to go to Yellowstone Park to play.

In fact, I still want to get closer to each other.

Ms. Lan Fei did have a headache for that stubborn father-in-law, especially when she knew that he actually suspected that her son was gay, she almost broke down.

The whole world is saying that my son is a playboy and that he is a scourge to Hollywood, and you actually say that he is not interested in women?

If he hadn't been interested in women, I wouldn't have been frightened on Chinese New Year's Eve.

His interest in women is very strong.

After seeing the Miami beach volleyball incident in the media, Ms. Lan Fei's skin subconsciously tensed, and she always felt that things were not so simple.

Therefore, before Duge went to the training camp to practice the next day, she secretly ran to the garage to tell her son about it.

"You don't have to mess around anymore. We are all people from traditional families, and we can't be vulgar. ”

The reminder that Queen Sweet Song suddenly came out of nowhere, which made Du Ge inexplicable, he was a little weak-hearted, and a little strong: "What's the matter?" ”

"I'm telling you, American girls are very open. Don't go along with them, they can do those shameful things with you today, and they can ...... with others tomorrow. So, in the future, you will be safe and live a good life with Weiwei, okay? ”

Forehead....

The puppy's expression was sluggish, but he was panicked in his heart: Mom, does this know something? He put a bugging device on me?

"Look at this girl named Emma Roberts, what she tweeted last night, what she said. What's 'I really want to measure your waist with my legs' 'What' 'I want to sling snow in the rain, I want to clip you too'...... Is this what the big girl should be saying in public? ”

The more Queen Sweet Song spoke, the more angry she became, she couldn't accept such open remarks, and it was still on a public platform.

Duge subconsciously stood: "How do you know he's talking about me?" This is freedom of speech. ”

"You're blind to me." Queen Tiange immediately took out her mobile phone, and she skillfully flipped through it to Du Ge: "Look, the text is accompanied by your pictures." Take a look at the comments below, passers-by know whether it is good or not. ”

Forehead.......

The facts are in front of us, and Duge really can't say anything.

However, he found a detail, that is, Queen Sweet Song's Twitter attention turned out to be all duchess girls. Oh my God, is this going behind enemy lines to grasp the dynamics first-hand?

What a horrible woman.

Dugg sighed with palpitations, then got into the car and quickly left.

……

Dugg stayed in Los Angeles until the end of July. He's been busy recording new albums, filming movies, and some TV shows, and by the way, he went to Nevada for a solo concert.

Even the media is calling him Superman because no NBA star has ever been more active than he has been in the offseason.

Actually, what people don't know is that in addition to being busy during the day. At night, he also had to shuttle between the presidential suites of the major luxury hotels in Los Angeles.

There is no way, the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility.

He always has to give some comfort to the female celebrities who take the time to come to Los Angeles to meet him, and that's his responsibility as a man.

And recently, the biggest news in the basketball circle is that Kobe Bryant and Snoopydu were interviewed by the Corden Show at the same time, and in that damn truth or dare session, the host asked Kobe Bryant to rank the three strongest people in the current game.

He barely had any hesitations: Snoopy, Kobe, LeBron.

This caused an uproar.

Because this is the first time Bryant has publicly admitted that others are better than himself.

Many media can't help but say that Bryant has changed, and he didn't even want his previous label of 'self-respecting' in order to get Snoopy.

O'Neal even said sourly on TV: "Kobe Bryant has completely become a different person in order to win more championships." ”

But in fact, the strange thing is.

The Lakers haven't had any substantial contact with the Bulls lately, instead becoming the first team in the NBA to make a trade in the offseason. They couldn't wait to make a deal with the Suns on July 11. They traded an $8.9 million trade exception, first-round picks in 2013 and 2015 and second-round picks in 2013 and 2014 plus some cash for two-time MVP point guard Steve Nash. Nash's new three-year contract is worth $27 million.

And it is rumored that Stephen Nash will wear the number 10 shirt in the new season.

This seems to mean that the Lakers have given up on bringing in Snoopy.

At the same time, the Lakers have been in contact with the Magic. Kobe Bryant has more than once persuaded Dwight Howard to request a trade, and has even publicly stated that he will teach Howard how to win a championship. Frankly, the current Black Mamba is like a villain in the eyes of the major teams, because he is also eye-catching with Carmelo Anthony in New York. He wants Anthony not to renew his contract with the Knicks and go to the Lakers to form a superteam.

ESPN even refers to the Black Mamba as the Snoopy of basketball.

The puppy was shot while lying down.

It's as if I'm hooking up with female celebrities everywhere, and it's clear that I'm a victim. They want to drug me, they want to give me incense, they want to show me meow, what can I do? I was a boy away from home, and my mother didn't say to protect herself at all times. The national conditions of China and the United States are so different, I can't guard against it!

Compared with Kobe Bryant's water-based poplar, the little duke is much more determined.

He always stressed that he had no reason to leave his teammates.

And when the host asked him which of the three duchess girls was prettier, he was taken aback. Because the names given by the kid Corden were: Anne Hathaway, Scarlett Johansson, and Amee Pahilde.

Isn't this the three cats Kaitai that he has been thinking about recently?

But he soon chose to take a big risk, and he easily ate the braised piece of cow's tongue.

He didn't think it was a very unpalatable food.

Later, Corden asked him what he thought of the three Emma's better clothes.

Needless to say, this is another proposition. So, the little duke could only eat which fried grasshopper to eat.

When Snoopy escaped the truth in a row.

The host is going crazy: "Hey, next time can you whole a little bit of food that Chinese don't eat??" ”

The staff is also very helpless, this link is a trick for them.

"So, going to London for the Olympics this year, will you date Emma Watson? She is a little cutie in the hearts of the British people. Kirden said suddenly.

Snoopy looked helpless, and he asked rhetorically, "Why can't you ask me about winning the championship like you did with Kobe Bryant?" The Chinese team is also a very competitive team. ”

"Uhhh You know, we actually asked Bryant to be polite, after all, we are entertainment and are more concerned about your scandals. Corden was quite frank.

Snoopy couldn't refuse, so he said, "We should meet, but it must be because of work." You know, my team arranged a concert for me in London. I have extended an invitation to him. ”

The little duke said.

He tried to express it as normally and openly as possible.

But the audience still screamed, as if something incredible must have happened that night.

Frankly, the puppy is really a bit decadent.

And what made him even more depressed was that when this episode aired, he received a text message from Emma Roberts: Hey, aren't you going to invite me? Actually, I was also working in Europe at that time. I'm in France, but you know... France is even closer to the United Kingdom than the two non-contiguous states of the United States. ”

Snoopy felt helpless.

But he could only politely extend the invitation.

What surprised him even more was that at that time, Emma Stone was also working in Europe. But she's in Italy.

According to Emma Stone's theory, it's as simple as walking from the third floor of a department store to the second floor of a department store.

So, what else can be said?

Come on!

Don't be overwhelmed by debts!

……

After returning to China at the end of July, Snoopy left for London after a short training camp.

As a result of the 2010 World Championships, the Chinese team won the silver medal in history. Therefore, for this year's London Olympics, the fans' expectations are also relatively high, and the top eight obviously cannot meet them. Copper and silver have become everyone's expectations.

In this regard, Duge is full of confidence. After all, he is much stronger now than he was in 2010.

And in fact, it is also true.

In the group stage against the host British team, the little duke easily got a triple-double, with 22 points, 12 assists, 11 rebounds, 2 blocks and 2 steals, which made Great Britain swoon. Bulls teammate Lore Deng even stood in front of the camera in frustration and complained: "At the beginning of the game, I thought he couldn't adapt to the FIBA system. His shot will be a gap for us to beat him. But it's a shame that we ignored his deterrence in the penalty area. The absence of a three-second zone is a reason for him to dominate the basket! ”

"We're so naïve!"

Luo Er Deng smiled very helplessly.

However, the British did not care about their failures on the basketball court, they even chanted Snoopy's name on the court, and did not forget to connect Emma Watson: In Great Britain, there will always be football hooligans, no basketball hooligans, and a bunch of basketball gentlemen.

What's even more interesting is that Emma Watson's younger brother Alex Watson is wearing the Bulls No. 10 jersey and is standing on the sidelines cheering on Snoopy.

"I don't know what his relationship is with my sister, but I can be sure that I'm a fan of his and a fan, and in fact I can be a fan of him if he wants to. He's just so versatile, he's successful in all areas, which is why he's the star most loved by British teenagers. ”

Alex went crazy in his love after the game.

This forced Snoopy to take off his sneakers and give them to him.

Then, this guy was almost unconscious, and the picture of him hugging the Duke and kissing him hard was even like an addict.

The next day, the Times published a picture of him in the sports section: For the Watson family, Snoopy's sneakers are fragrant. What reason should we not expect Snoopy to become an English son-in-law?

Last summer, the entire British people were heartbroken for the golden boy and girl, and this year's enthusiasm for the Olympics has clearly escalated.

In this regard, the little duke could not hide his embarrassment.

When facing Argentina in the second game of the group stage, the entire stadium almost became the Chinese team... It shouldn't be Snoopy's personal show. Everyone was chanting his name.

After the game, Barbosa was very depressed and said: "I was really affected, I don't know why he hit a dunk and the British would shout Emma Watson. It sounds more like his solo concert, you know? ”

The Brazilian lightning left with frustration and defeat.

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[I received a lot of tips last night, which should be the largest number of tips since the book was opened.] I am very happy and I wish you all a lot of money and a lot of money. After the completion of today's three watches, a special chapter will be opened to list IDs, thank you. 】