"Dong,"

The black Balotelli stood in front of Dong Fangzhuo with his hands on his hips, and began to discuss the knowledge of cooperation with Dong Fangzhuo.

He shook his head sadly, unwilling to say:

"I've had three great chances, and you've passed it so far."

“？”

Dong Fangzhuo looked sullen, didn't you run in place? How did it become that I spread it outrageously......

But he wasn't angry, and he couldn't be angry with Balotelli.

"You've got to run."

"You've got to plug it in."

"I didn't expect you to pass on ...... like that"

"Then what do you think I should do?"

"I can see all the sights 10 meters away, and you pass a ball two meters away, it's ...... Alas! ”

Balotelli was a little distressed, anyway, he felt that Dong Fangzhuo's pass was wrong.

"If Messi passes it to me, he will definitely pass the ball forward 10 meters away."

Messi ......

Also associated with Messi? But after thinking about it in a flash, it's not surprising, Balotelli said before that in this world, except for Messi, who is a little better than him, everyone else is inferior to him, naturally, he will include himself in the future. Not enough for Messi 87 years, you 90 years, 3 years old, Messi has nothing to do with you, don't think that you can have a relationship with him in the La Masia Academy, compared to saying that the two of you often play football together......

He decided to give Balotelli a good tutelage.

"Mario, did you know that there is a Messi player in football?"

Obviously, Dong Fangzhuo asked this on purpose.

"Messi? Of course I know him. Balotelli's eyes lit up instantly. He's very strong, I've never seen anything so strong, he can even solve problems with one left foot, he's a little bit better than me. ”

"No, Mario, I think you're a lot better than him." Dong Fangzhuo sneered, "He's very strong, but he's a little worse than you." ”

“？ Are you sure? Balotelli's head seemed to glow suddenly, and he thought for several seconds that he couldn't figure out who had said enough.

No, not really.

Those guys are always laughing at themselves, taking pleasure in watching Lao Tzu make jokes, only he tells the truth, and I am especially beep Messi.

Ah, in this world, there is finally a person who understands and tells the truth.

Thinking of this, Balotelli's heart suddenly burst into joy, and when he looked at Dong Fangzhuo again, his mood suddenly brightened, and his friendliness towards Dong Fangzhuo rose in a straight line......

"I knew I was better than Messi, you have a good eye, you can actually see it."

"Of course, how could I not see it? I didn't make the pass right. I should have passed the ball ten meters away, just to match your speed, even Messi, not as fast as you, he can't get such a ball, so your speed is stronger than Messi. ”

Well, Balotelli enjoyed Dong Fangzhuo's 'big truth' at this time, and kept nodding his head. "That's it, he can't outrun me, his little short legs, I can let him ten meters first."

He's really confident in his speed, and he's the best in his age group at La Masia's training camp.

"And I think you're a lot better than him in passing, he can penetrate the opposition defence, but unfortunately there's no place to show that talent like yours. Alas! ”

"Why do you say that?" Balotelli's eyes lit up even more, and he thought to himself, "Is my passing better than Messi's?"

At this time, Dong Fangzhuo had already stretched out his right hand and hugged Balotelli's arm, looking like a big brother covering a younger brother.

"You don't know? Fake. Dong Fangzhuo deliberately lengthened the end note, "I tell you secretly, don't say it outside, it's always because no one can understand your passing intentions, it's because your talent is too high, and other people's talent is too poor, I think it's okay, I'll practice with you more in the future, otherwise you pass such a coquettish ball, I actually missed it, wouldn't I be too embarrassed!" ”

"This, yes! Yes! Balotelli nodded vigorously, "Can't waste my so, so, coquettish pass." Don't worry, I will definitely pass you more balls in the future, as long as you study more, you will definitely be able to know my passing intentions. ”

Speaking of this, Balotelli suddenly puffed up his chest and said very domineeringly, "Even if I bring the ball to the goal line, I will step on the ball and pass it to you!" I don't believe you can't score. ”

Forehead......

That's too ruthless, isn't it? This guy is so easy, don't fool around, wow! Dong Fangzhuo smiled in his heart, feeling more and more that Balotelli looked like a cute teenager......

"However, how did you practice that pendulum just now? How can I ......" Halfway through speaking, Balotelli seemed to realize that he had said something wrong, and quickly shoved his right fist into his mouth and stopped talking.

Damn, how can I tell him I can't practice a pendulum? Absolutely not, I'm a stronger guy than Messi, what's the pendulum? This kind of terrible technique, I don't like it at all, hum......

In the distance, a sweaty Materazzi looked at the two of them dumbfounded.

Wouldn't it, these two people can actually get together? Balotelli, that guy is a brain...... Remnant! Dong Fangzhuo also has a talent in this area, otherwise why would the two of them be so engaged in chatting!

There were many teammates who had the same idea as him, and Figo kept frowning, really unable to accept this picture in front of him, although he hadn't talked to Balotelli for a few words, but Balotelli's reputation as a minor resounded throughout the base.

However, Zanetti was very friendly, and when he passed by the two of them, he first touched the head of Balotliza's hand, and then greeted Dong Fangzhuo, "Dong, well done, perfect debut." ”

"Mario, come with me, don't pester people."

"I'm pestering him?" Mario squeezed his eyes, obviously dissatisfied with the captain's remarks, "We are discussing the question of how much worse Messi is than me!" ”

"Messi?" Zanetti rolled his eyes, and dared to compare himself with Messi, as the captain of Argentina, he directly despised Balotelli.

"If you don't train well, you're much worse than Messi, and you can only catch up with Messi if you train and play seriously." Zanetti was a real man, and he told the truth, but he didn't listen to Balotelli.

It's still Dong Fangzhuo's words that sound good.

Therefore, after Zanetti walked away, Dong Fangzhuo said again: "The captain is only half right, that is, you have to train and play well, otherwise Messi will catch up with you, do you want to be caught up by him?" ”

Dong Fangzhuo had a flash of inspiration, and thought of another thing to stimulate him, "You have to get the European Golden Boy Award quickly, otherwise you will really be said that you are not as good as Messi!" ”

"Holy!" Balotelli quit this time, he is finally better than Messi, and it is absolutely impossible to be said in reverse......

"I have to be quiet and see how I get the Golden Boy Award."

Balotelli began to think, and then walked away alone, as if he had finally found a new purpose in life.

Then Dong Fangzhuo was stopped by media reporters in the mixed area, his performance today is really amazing, exactly like the scene of the alien Ronaldo, you must know that Ronaldo did not score when he first played for Inter Milan at that time, and Dong Fangzhuo scored two directly, and he had conquered the picky Inter Milan fans in one game.

……

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At the same time, Mourinho has already exaggerated Dong Fangzhuo in his post-match press conference.

"He's the best player on the planet, there's no one!"

It was Dong Fangzhuo's goal that brought him the first victory in the league, Mourinho will definitely praise Dong Fangzhuo unreservedly, and the player that Dong Fangzhuo personally bought is equivalent to his henchman, how can he not boast about Dong Fangzhuo?

"Dong has a very high efficiency and level, he has a perfect sense of goal, such a striker is one of the few in the world."

"His second goal reminds me of the alien Ronaldo, just the second crazy player I've ever seen, he did everything that no one else could do, he gave us reason to believe that he would become the new world number one, he had already won the Ballon d'Or, but I'm sure he'll probably do it again next year as well, I'm sure he'll conquer the whole Apennines soon!"

"He's a new phenomenon! He may not have the flashy skills of Ronaldo and Ronaldinho, but he takes the level of a top goalscorer to the extreme, and he even reminds me of Van Basten. ”

It wasn't enough to compare it with Ronaldo, and he shamelessly pulled Van Basten out. No matter what he really thought in his heart, anyway, he wished that Dong Fangzhuo could behave so bravely on the field.

“……”

The coach's praise is nothing, and the praise of the Italian news media is more convincing.

After Dong Fangzhuo scored his maiden goal in Serie A and scored a brace and staged his first assist, the Italian media praised him. "Roma Sport", "Torino Sport" and "Milan Sport" all reported Dong Fangzhuo's goal on the front page.

Among them, the front page of the Torino sports newspaper was a few big words: "Here I am!" ”

"I come, I conquer! As the Chinese Dong moves slowly back and forth in Sampdoria's front court, you look at the opposing defenders, who are trying to hide the panic on their faces, staring at them with a highly focused gaze, like a herd of antelopes or zebras watching a lion cruising in front of their house. With China Dong in the squad, Inter Milan feel more protected than having a group of the world's best defenders on the pitch. ”

"Milan Sports Newspaper" replaced Dong Fangzhuo's logo D9 with D2, "Bang, bang, China Dong blew the horn of Inter Milan." ”

"We seem to have returned to the summer of 1998, the omnipotent Ronaldo traveled to 2008, but it is embarrassing that Ronaldo in 2008 is now lying in a hospital bed, and his club has changed from Inter Milan to AC Milan, the world is unpredictable, but his artifact-like exquisite skills have been passed on to the Chinese Dong, this is a great inheritance......

"Roma Sport" said, "When we praise players like Totti and Pierrot as talents, what words should be used to describe Chinese directors? How should the height of genius be measured? Tonight, the Chinese Dong alone solved Sampdoria away from home, and I have no intention of offending the Inter players, but in fact, what does this victory have to do with them? If there is, it is to stand on the field and play with Dong? ”

The praise language of the media is also extremely exaggerated!

The words of Inter Milan's celebrities and current teammates are also very explicit.

'Watching him play is like watching the goal highlights on TV, it's so exciting, but every time he scores, I have to stand in front of the goal and I can't go up and celebrate with him. After returning to Milan City, Inter Milan's main goalkeeper Cesar is still full of praise for Dong Fangzhuo.

However, he was unwilling to compare Dong Fangzhuo with Ronaldo, because Cesar was not only a former national team teammate with Ronaldo, but also the current of Ronaldo's ex-wife, so he quickly fell silent again, he didn't want to talk more about Ronaldo, as a man, there are more or less shadows in his heart, and he can't stand in front of the media and say how awesome his wife's ex is, right?

Bergomi bluntly said: "It's time to forget about Ronaldo and Vieri, and even if Adriano doesn't fight, Dong will soon become the king of Meazza, and his arrival is unstoppable." ”

At the same time, in the streets and alleys of Milan, large portraits of Dong Fangzhuo were posted everywhere; Everywhere you go, you can hear people tirelessly talking about this Chinese with amazing feet. People painted a halo on the back of his portrait with the text "We can't describe your greatness" — and even more surprisingly, fans even shouted slogans like this: "Dong Fangzhuo, you are God." ”

In fact, there is much more to Dong Fangzhuo, in Milan and even in Italy as a whole, people are willing to associate everything with the word "Dong Fangzhuo", for example, many restaurants are competing to launch dishes such as "Dong Fangzhuo Burger" or "Dong Fangzhuo Steak".

Dong Fangzhuo conquered the Apennines in one battle, of course, this must have been stained with Ronaldo's fame back then. However, it is more that he has opened up new worlds with his own strength......

And Dong Fangzhuo, who returned to Milan City, was immediately invited by Milan TV to participate in a football program. And this show, and this show, is so familiar!

No, it's not that the show is familiar, it's that the female anchor is familiar.

The female anchor of "Slow Motion" is Elisabetata Canaris, this is the sexiest woman in Italy, even if Dong Fangzhuo has never seen Canaris before, but she has seen it N times in European magazines.

She is the most perfect xing fantasy object in the world.

It's a pity that she ......