Chapter 994: Fraud
In Chang'an City, there is a palace, and now Xiao Auntie has naturally changed it to the princess's mansion, which can be regarded as breaking the record of the size of the princess's mansion.
Xiao Xiaowen herself didn't care much about her residence, but she couldn't stand the persuasion of a bunch of people, so she finally moved in.
Because it was big enough, the office space was naturally moved here. However, the original yamen was rebuilt into a superintendent with a wave of his hand. Many well-known literati were invited to sit in it, on the one hand, to recruit students from all over the world to study and work. On the other hand, it is to form a think tank, after all, many people you can let him talk, but the actual work is much worse, that is, the theoretical knowledge is rich, and the practical ability is poor.
At the moment, the superintendent is very lively, because this is the so-called 'audition' scene.
Zhou Shaoyu hasn't figured out how to meet Xiao Yao, it's still simple to meet, the key is what to say. Anyway, ignore what you can do, just run over and take a look.
The superintendent has set aside a separate area and opened a side door for the selection, and the door is crowded with people, so if you sign up, you can go forward to register, and when you read your name, you can enter the selection. Every time five people entered, the speed was also fast, and it didn't take long to come out.
Some people come out listlessly, some people are in high spirits, and they know the results of the first test by looking at their expressions, and they basically come together, and there are few words of comfort or congratulations in the field.
Another group of people came out, Zhou Shaoyu just approached, looked up, and suddenly felt cold.
I saw one of them, wearing a pink robe, of course, don't underestimate this color, this is an absolute luxury. It's just that it was passed on to a man, which is really weird, not only that, but not only is there powder on his face, but there is also a flower in his ear!
Take a closer look, not to mention, the appearance is really beautiful...... Well, it's the feminine beauty of women, not the beauty of men.
"Hahaha, look at this look, it seems that our Mrs. Hua has also passed the first test!" One of the people in the crowd laughed.
The young man who was called Mrs. Flower was not annoyed at all, the orchid pointed to a trick and a mouth, but he sang directly! Yes, that's right, it's sung, it's not about saying, that voice is three points more delicate than a woman.
"Princess Haojie, all the men in the world bend their waists, such strange women, since they are delicate flowers, they are matched with ......"
Everyone is stunned, don't say it, it's really possible to make a bad scene.
Who is Xiao Jiwen? That's the person who can lead thousands of troops to conquer the north and the south. When he was alone in Shu, he has now laid down a small half of the country, which makes the man ashamed. How can such an ability be comparable to that of an ordinary woman, and how can it be the character of an ordinary woman?
It's certain that you're strong, so you really like the 'Mrs. Flower'?
Don't look at people like their daughters, but their fame is also quite high, just because they like to sing, they often dress up like this, if you really talk about it, it's more or less an elegant thing.
Everyone whispered, and some people still thought about trying something different? After all, some people's advantages are too obvious, they obviously can't compare, if they don't highlight the whole point, how can they be favored by the princess?
Zhou Shaoyu was also drunk when he heard it, he bet that Xiao Yaowen would never like this one, a man should stand up to the sky, what is going on, if it is singing, it will be fine, but it is usually like this, then it is a little speechless.
But seeing that he is now talking in the way of singing, it seems that he is also a drama idiot.
I looked at it for a while, but the names on the list had already been read. It turns out that this audition has been going on for a short time, and those who are willing to come have basically come, and today is also the last day.
"But who else wants to sign up? Tomorrow is the re-examination match, and after today, there will be no chance. A middle-aged eunuch stood in the doorway and shouted.
Seeing that there was no excitement, Zhou Shaoyu was ready to leave, he was not interested in participating in the competition or something, and besides, Xiao Xiaoyu herself did not admit that this was not.
Shaking his head, he was about to leave.
"Wait, there's still someone to sign up for here." After shouting, Zhou Shaoyu felt a force pushing towards his back, and without checking, he stumbled, and then was pulled by his arm to walk forward.
"Haha, Huang Gonggong, my brother Li came from thousands of miles away, but he is more introverted and doesn't dare to take the lead." Wang Deqian smiled at the middle-aged eunuch and said with a smile.
"It turned out to be Wang Jiazaburo." Huang Gonggong obviously recognized it and had a good attitude. "In that case, let's hurry up and get in, if there is no one yet, today should be over early."
Zhou Shaoyu looked confused, when did my brother say that he was going to sign up?
Just as he was about to argue, he suddenly saw a group of people in the courtyard walk out......
Xiao was very depressed, she had come to discuss things with the teachers of the superintendent, in order to further analyze the impact of the alliance between Tubo and Daliang on them. When I came, I walked through the main gate, and I was a little tired at the moment, so I wanted to go back to the house through the side door.
She knew that Raushzi was trying to compete, and she was helpless, but it was not easy to stand up and stab it directly. I simply didn't pay much attention to it, because I really didn't know that this was the primary election site.
But they have all come, they have already been seen, and it is not appropriate to turn their heads and leave, so they have to prepare to leave straight away with a cold face, and then ......
"Huh?" Xiao Jiwen felt a little dazzled, raised her hand and rubbed it, confirming that she was not mistaken, and suddenly involuntarily stopped, and glanced at Zhou Shaoyu very meaningfully.
Zhou Shaoyu sweated profusely, and said in his heart What is this called, his current appearance is just a little disguise, Xiao Yaowen will definitely be able to recognize it.
Seeing Xiao Yao's wife looking at herself, Zhou Shaoyu laughed twice, arched her hand, and said weakly: "Eh, Xiaosheng Li Yi'an, I have seen the eldest princess of Shu Kingdom." ”
Except for the eunuch at the scene, no one knelt down, and they were all divided into two sides. It's still a princess now, so don't kneel down at every turn.
In addition to reporting a fake name, it is also a very common thing, but God knows what's going on, the booklet about Xiao Auntie that was originally in his sleeve pocket actually fell out with the action!
Zhou Shaoyu: "......"
Xiao Jiwan: "......"
"Li Yi'an?" Xiao Yuwen was a little playful, nodded, raised her hand and pointed twice, and said meaningfully: "Well, I remember you." ”
After saying that, he turned his head and left inexplicably. And Zhou Shaoyu immediately covered his face......
As for all the scholars present, all of them have bad eyes, good guys, what does this mean? It means that this guy has been remembered by the princess! Damn, why haven't we encountered such a good thing, and we don't see anything special.
"Li Gongzi?" The middle-aged eunuch got up and looked up and down. "Okay, good, sure enough, a talent, come and come, quickly follow me into the assessment."
didn't give a chance to defend himself at all, and pulled Zhou Shaoyu inside. Although Xiao Jiwen didn't say much, at least she was interested in him, otherwise how could she say such things in public.
In other words, there is a lot of hope! Even if your talent is very poor, you have to say hello to open the back door all the way through!
So, Zhou Shaoyu entered a house with a confused face, and there were three Confucian old men sitting in it, and when the eunuch stepped forward to whisper a few words, the three old men immediately looked at Zhou Shaoyu, and then discussed for a while, and each nodded.
"Come, come forward and write a few words to see, well, just copy this." An old man said.
Zhou Shaoyu doesn't know why, he has come here, what else can he do, let's pass this level first. So he arched his hand and honestly stepped forward to copy.
It's a very simple poem, and it does have a bit of heat, it is a masterpiece, I don't know who wrote it, Zhou Shaoyu nodded, at least this author does have a bit of poetic talent, as for the content, it depicts a woman's delicate face.
After copying, put the pen down.
"Good! What a poem! The three old men suddenly slapped the table and exclaimed in amazement.
"I can't imagine that you are so young, but you have such a poetic talent, so good!"
"And this word, it's just three points!"
"That's right, yes, okay, it's been a long time since I've seen such a handsome man, pass!"
Nani!? Zhou Shaoyu's eyes almost popped out, can you still operate like this? Okay, this superintendent invited all the famous people from all over the world? That's it?
In fact, there is no wrong, high knowledge does not mean character. In fact, those who are willing to participate in this selection as judges are more or less speculatives, and those real celebrities and scholars disdain to participate. Now that it is clear that 'Li Yi'an' is valued, how difficult it is, you must know that until now, it is all these people who are hot, Xiao Yiwen didn't say anything at all, it was easy for Xiao Yi'an to pay attention, and they naturally had some ideas.
If 'Li Yi'an' doesn't know anything, in this case, he will still be favored by Xiao Yi'an, what will the world think? Since this is the case, let's create an image of both civil and military, and even if Xiao Auntie sees through it at that time, she will not say it, because it is Xiao Auntie's own face that falls. And looking at the handwriting, I do have some ability, so I am even more satisfied.
"Oh? Didn't think you would still participate in the martial arts test? Okay, good, sure enough, the hero is a teenager. ”
Without Zhou Shaoyu opening his mouth, the three old men pulled Zhou Shaoyu into a side courtyard again. Here are a few military warriors to judge here.
A quarter of an hour later......
"Ah......" With a scream, a martial artist flew backwards and fell!
Zhou Shaoyu was stunned, when will my brother beat people in the air? How did I not know? And you're flying too exaggerated, isn't it, even if you hit a punch, there's no such reason to fly upside down, right?
However, in the next moment, he saw what it means to be outside of people.
I saw another martial artist exclaimed: "You are so good? Let's try it! ”
So he decisively stepped forward and punched out, and then ......
"Ah...... It's amazing! A certain is not an opponent! ”
Look, in the process of flying upside down, there is also a casual compliment!
"Come on!"
The third martial artist appeared, which was even more exaggerated, so much so that he did not praise it in the process of flying upside down, but after flying upside down and falling to the ground, he directly rolled over for more than ten meters before stopping, and then hugged his fist in embarrassment.
"Childe's skills are unfathomable, which is amazing, and he is ashamed."
Zhou Shaoyu's expression was wooden, and he hugged his fists: "I, I, breathtaking......"
In this way, it inexplicably became the first place in the first examination, and it was the kind of both civil and military. It was inevitable that he would pass, and he was directly assigned a place to live, and he lived directly in the superintendent.
Nonsense, if it's really a waste, wouldn't it be exposed if you let it out? Fortunately, it was from other places, and no one knew him, otherwise he would not dare to do this. Well, it is necessary to inquire more about Wang Deqian's place to see how much he knows.
On the second day, there were about 200 people. In the first literary exam, each had a small room, Zhou Shaoyu just walked in, waiting for the exam questions to be announced, and as soon as the paper was turned over, there was already the most correct answer at the bottom......
The second martial arts test, compared to archery, the number of people in the martial arts test is much smaller, there are only more than 30 people in total, ten people at a time, and the distance between the targets is also very close, but 50 steps, that is, the distance between everyone is relatively far. I just don't know why I want to build a big shed in this big flat land.
Zhou Shaoyu thought to himself, this is a way to fake.
However, he still underestimated......
An arrow shoots out...... On the opposite target's red heart, an arrow was suddenly inserted there, but Zhou Shaoyu assured that it was definitely not shot by him! For his bow and arrows were moved by his hands and feet, and a thin thread of silk was attached to them, and when an arrow was shot, the arrow disappeared into the shadows above the shed......
As for the arrows on the target, they were originally disguised in the target, and when they touch the mechanism, they will automatically pop up.
"Li Gongzi's ten arrows all hit the red heart, and he is the first place in the martial arts retest!" The proctor announced loudly.
Awesome! Wouldn't it be nice to do something else with such a trick? Why do you have to use it for cheating!
This feels weird, not to mention how weird he thinks, but if he really wants to win, it is not very difficult, at least archery, proper. Fifty paces of distance, riding and archery must be grasped well.
But this was sent all the way up, what is this, it's really laughing and crying.
Thinking of Xiao Auntie's playful smile, Zhou Shaoyu was a little embarrassed, and he really didn't know what the meeting with Xiao Auntie would be like at that time.
Thinking like this, it turns out that we are really going to meet!
Xiao Jiwen, who originally didn't say anything and didn't have any interest, suddenly said that she wanted to watch the final competition!
At this moment, all the finalists except Zhou Shaoyu are boiling, what a good opportunity to perform, since Xiao Xiao's sister-in-law is here, doesn't this mean that she is still interested in recruiting a son-in-law? It's all gearing up, well, by the way, hostile to Zhou Shaoyu, who doesn't know that this guy has been favored by the princess?
In addition, the final competition was held publicly, and those who had previously signed up were allowed to enter the stadium, which made it even more lively.
Zhou Shaoyu bet that this was definitely Xiao Yao's attention, in order to see his liveliness, which made Zhou Shaoyu a little weak-hearted, wouldn't it be very embarrassing if Xiao Xiao's wife directly revealed his identity.
But at the same time, I also feel that after all the public competitions like this, you people can't still help me cheat!
However......
It turns out that Zhou Shaoyu underestimated them too much.