The Son once said: Before doing things for men and women, you must lock the door, otherwise you will be miserable.

Although Zi may not specifically talk about men and women, let alone the concept of locking the door, this sentence still makes sense, like Xu Xiang regretted not listening to Zi's words, if he remembered to lock the door, at least he would not be hit by Xia Yao, and it was a very standard catch girl in bed.

What's more, if it's really a female cadre, it doesn't matter, in fact, Xu Xiang didn't even eat much of Shangguan Solo's tofu.

"Xia Yao, can't I be wrong?" In the living room, the three of them sat on the sofa, Xu Xiang was a little unbearable stared at by Xia Yao's resentful eyes just a few seconds after he sat down, and said helplessly, no matter what, he had that kind of idea about Shangguan Solo Dance was always true, and it was nothing to apologize.

"I don't care if you want to do that kind of thing with Xiao Wu, you don't have to apologize to me." With enough vinegar to fill the entire living room, Xia Yao said with a pout.

Seeing that Xia Yao clearly looked very mindful and very mindful, Xu Xiang was even more helpless, after all, he wanted to do that kind of thing with Shangguan Solo, and anyone with a discerning eye could see that it was not a misunderstanding at all, and it was impossible for him to make up lies to deceive this gentle and graceful girl, so he could only look at the other party with the eyes of asking for help.

It's a pity that Xu Xiang will soon find out that the person he entrusted is not a person, or that he has forgotten who the person he entrusted is.

"Xiao Yao, in fact, I wanted to surprise you, so I hid in Xu Xiang's room." With a faint smile, Shangguan Duwu sat next to Xia Yao and said, but his tone suddenly became aggrieved, and he covered his face with his hands, as if he had no face to see people, "But I didn't expect Xu Xiang to want to take the opportunity to do that kind of thing to me, but I pity that my strength is too small, and I can't compare to him......"

"I was wrong, I was really wrong." Hearing Shangguan's description of the infinite imagination of the painting, Xu Xiang covered his head and muttered to himself with a headache.

Xu Xiang was indeed wrong, he actually felt that Shangguan Solo Dance would tell the truth, and now it was impossible for him to interrupt out loud, and without saying a word, he couldn't stop the Solo Lady's belly, Xia Yao alone would misunderstand that he wanted to cover up the facts, and things would only get worse.

The end result was that Shangguan Solo described herself as the victim of the incident, and Xu Xiang wanted to forcibly push down her perpetrator, if it wasn't for Xia Yao's timely appearance, the hurt would have succeeded.

"Xu Xiang ......" After listening to the testimony of Shangguan Solo, the "victim", Xia Yao glanced at Xu Xiang with beautiful eyes that revealed a sharp gaze, and at the same time said in a meaningful tone, and then immediately finalized the punishment, "You eat instant noodles tonight, your dinner is for Xiao Wu." ”

"Can you give me an egg?"

"What do you say?"

"Okay then." Shrugging his head, Xu Xiang said dejectedly, and then glared at Shangguan Duwu, the initiator, from an angle that Xia Yao couldn't see, but he got a triumphant look and a "V" shaped victory gesture, and sure enough, he would rather offend the villain than the woman.

Especially a woman like Shangguan Solo, whose belly is as black as a super god.

"Where are you going?" Seeing Xu Xiang leave his seat and walk towards the entrance, Shangguan Duwu hurriedly asked, she just had a black belly attack, but she didn't really want to make the relationship between Xia Yao and Xu Xiang worse, if necessary, she wouldn't mind telling the real situation, or even saying that she took the initiative.

"Go pick up Xiao Yu." Xu Xiang waved his hand without looking back and said.

"You are not allowed to eat secretly on the road, if I find out, you will be allowed to eat instant noodles for a week, and there is no seasoning." Xia Yao must have expected that Xu Xiang was going to pick up Xiao Yu, and added that the powerful deterrent power of the housekeeper was vividly reflected at this time.

"Got it." As these words fell, the sound of the door opening and closing sounded.

"Xiao Yao, you don't really think that Xu Xiang forced me, right?" Xia Yao's last sentence made Shangguan Duwu feel a little sorry for Xu Xiang, and asked cautiously, she still knew the consequences of eating instant noodles for a week without seasoning, that is, the whole person directly became instant noodles.

"Nope." The corners of Xia Yao's mouth showed a hint of dancing alone with Shangguan, and Wang Xue said with a smile, "Just punish him a little, who told him to provoke so many girls." ”

……

Xu Xiang, who was walking on the road to Quanzhou University, didn't know that the biggest culprit that caused him to need to eat instant noodles that could not be added to eggs at night was not Shangguan Solo, but Xia Yao, who was the most unlikely to have a black belly in his conventional thinking, but even if he knew at most, he could only sigh with emotion-

"Xia Yao was really broken."

On the road from the community to Quanzhou University are some more lively shopping streets, the flow of people is relatively large, and now it is the peak period of school and work, the street is more crowded with people, this time period is also the golden time for pickpockets, it is convenient for people to escape, and even if they are caught, as long as they throw the stolen goods to the side, it is difficult for the other party to say why it is without evidence.

As for the crowd and miscellaneous eyes, don't worry, the definition of passers-by is only onlookers and do not speak, and no one even kills people on the street in the downtown area to call the police in the first place, let alone just petty theft, which is really ironic.

However, just when Xu Xiang was thinking about how to make instant noodles special, while thinking about finding an opportunity to give Shangguan Solo a little punishment, there were some gossiping voices from not far ahead, and when I saw it, it was a large group of passers-by watching the action.

"You still say you didn't steal it, what is this thing that came out of you, ah?"

"I really didn't steal it, and I don't know how your wallet ended up on me, believe it or not."

"Stop, stealing and quibbling and still want to run, is there any law? I have to send you to the Public Security Bureau today! ”

When Xu Xiang took a few steps closer, the sound of someone arguing came from the center of the crowd, and the louder he spoke, attracting more and more passers-by to watch, and even some relatively idle shopkeepers and customers ran out, joining in the excitement is really the general trend.

"What's going on?"

"Someone stole something and was caught red-handed and didn't admit it, no, I have to send him to the police station."

"Now even thieves are so rampant, the police really don't know what to eat."

"Yes."

Hearing the innocuous "talk" of the two passers-by on the periphery, a mocking smile appeared at the corner of Xu Xiang's mouth, most people can only behave so high when they have nothing to do with themselves, once they are put in the position of thieves, it is estimated that it will be even worse.