Chapter 1034: The Alien Friends Club of Boiled Eggs
Bakian didn't have a lion to open his mouth, and she kindly helped the boiled egg contact the Secus civilization.
The extragalactic civilization thousands of light years away in the galaxy, at the beginning of level 6, is the most famous sex doll manufacturer in the universe, and 99.9% of the yellow-skinned bionic mechanical prostitutes in the galaxy are produced by them.
"A set of 50 is divided into three grades: medium, low and high, 50 million, 250 million, and 3 billion. Earthlings, which one do you choose? The yellow-skinned man on the other side of the light screen asked.
The Serkos are yellow-skinned, and their products are modeled after their own people, and each robotic prostitute's AI is modeled after the producer himself through biomimetic technology.
Biomimetic technology is very powerful, and it is the core technology of the multi-civilization of Serkos.
By simulating the brainwaves of the producer, it is possible to make the intelligence almost the same as a human and have a unique personality, and to avoid the birth of a true sense of self by the AI.
"It's too expensive, can it be cheaper?" Old Huo smacked his tongue.
The big yellow man has a very good service attitude, and he does not despise Lao Huo because he is expensive, and he is poor.
He illustrated and explained: "Earthlings, our technological universe is unique.
In terms of security, the history of 2.9 million, 657 trillion dolls, and not a single case of rebellion;
In terms of sex skills, we have created the world's No. 1 sex book through more than 9 trillion customer feedback;
On the shelf life, 150 years, 150,000 impacts, if it is the problem of the doll itself, we only replace it without repairing it, and replace it with a brand new doll for free.
You can calculate an account by yourself, low-grade dolls serve 200 star coins once, and you can get 3 million star coins for 150,000 times, the cost is 1 million, and you can earn twice the profit 100%. So, the price is not expensive at all. ”
What people say is reasonable, and there is a shelf life, as long as you can afford to wait, 100% of the money, Lao Huo can't refute it.
"Miss Patricia, can we leave our contact information and let me think about it?" Lao Huo asked.
"Yes, Mr. Stark, in view of the particularity of the earth, I have included you in the list of third-level VIP customers, whether you buy it or not, we are willing to make friends with the earth.
Well, I'm also a follower of the Mayan Queen!
If you're willing to pay with Mayan jade, you'll be able to buy a mid-range doll with one piece. ”
The rhubarb man stuck out his tongue and exposed the emerald gem on the tip of his tongue.
"Uh......" Old Huo Dan painfully closed the information window.
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"No, it's true that I'm a patriotic capitalist, but I can't be asked to pay every time, right?" Tony shook his head in refusal.
Well, Lao Huo approached Tony and wanted him to contribute another Mayan jade.
Previously, embassies were built for Coulson and other Earth diplomats, and each of the five rogue states contributed a Mayan jade.
Among them, the one in the United States is from Tony.
There are about 5,000 fragments on the earth, 3,000 in the United States, only 1,000 in the Great Celestial Empire due to Taihao's interference, and the rest of the countries divide up 1,000.
It does seem like a lot, but there are more earth powers, and there are more than 300,000 mutant villagers in Konoha alone, which is not enough for even one person.
The jade of Maya represents the most direct power, one can be increased by 10 times, the endurance is almost unlimited, BT is a mess, who is willing to sacrifice themselves for the earth?
Someone like a saber-toothed tiger, unless the earth has no jade, it will explode itself, otherwise he will not sacrifice one if he is killed.
In fact, even the boiled eggs have been silent, he has several, but he would rather look at Maya with a dead face than contribute his own jade.
The reason why it's Tony is that everyone can see that he has a bit of a special relationship with Maya, well, Spider-Man's thing, let them understand that the Manhattan twins have long hooked up together......
No, Lao Huo brought up the old matter again, "Tony, you're gone, you can find Maya." ”
Well, Duba is looking at Maya!
"Maya is reluctant to bear cause and effect for others, Jade's affairs are complicated, and her authority... There is another person who holds the authority of the Jade of Maya. Tony shook his head.
"But the League of Nations only has 4 million star coins left, and the fraction is not enough." Lao Huo asked.
Tony glanced at the braised egg pretending to be transparent and said, "What do you say?" You and Natasha have several jades. ”
"I gave one to Melinda, and she gave one to Clint and Ivan, and it's gone." The boiled egg shook his head.
Tony laughed and said, "Look, there are 3,000 in the United States, is there one missing me?" ”
After thinking about it, he said again: "Why don't Stark separate a department, and we produce our own dolls?" ”
"No, I can't afford to lose that man." Lao Huo hurriedly said.
"You can find an agent and start a new company." Jarvis chimed in.
Then, they found Hammer, a well-known entrepreneur on Earth.
"Fack, I asked you to cooperate with the steel suit last year, but you ignored me, and now... Fack, I'm the president of Hammer Healthcare, you want face, I don't? As soon as Hammer heard what Tony meant, he exploded.
"Ahem, Hammer, dolls and pills complement each other perfectly!" Tony touched his nose and persuaded.
Hammer thought for a moment and felt that Tony's words made some sense, so he said, "It's okay to cooperate, but it can't be called Hammer Doll Company." ”
"Your name resounded throughout the universe, making it easier for Hammer to open the interstellar market, otherwise why would I ask you to cooperate and make you the CEO?
As a businessman, profit is the most important thing. ”
"Well, I have one condition." Hammer nodded and said.
"You say."
Hammer looked directly at Tony and said word by word, "The mecha market has a share of my pie." ”
Tony was silent for a while, and said helplessly: "In a few days, I will transfer the light individual mecha technology to Hammer Military Industry." ”
In mid-April, in the shocked eyes of people all over the world, the Hammer Doll Company went public.
In order to satisfy the aliens as soon as possible, the first dolls, Tony decided to buy more skins from Serkosi.
Performance can be bad, but the tactile feel must not be bad.
Just as Tony threw himself into the design of the doll with his passion and passion for creating the steel suit, a word from President Maya almost ruined the nascent Hammer Doll Company.
"Why don't you use skrull captives for a while?" When the boiled egg ran to Maya's house again to complain, Maya said.
Then the boiled egg had a flash of inspiration, and in the afternoon of the same day, he ran to the League of Nations and found the Thai representative.
Then, a group of flamboyant Thai "girls" came to New York that night.
Marinated eggs took the lead and set up an alien friends club on West 59th Street.
Because of the large number of star coins involved, the boiled egg did not hesitate and directly classified the club as the industry of the Men in Black Liaison Department.
The poor Thai "girl" must be registered with the club before she can be led by the man in black to meet the guests, well, the braised egg with a black face and a black heart actually took away 8% of the bonus.
Well, after such a toss of the braised egg, the forced "whoosh" of the man in black has dropped by N notches.
But what about the effect......
One day at the end of April, the little dog came to Maya again, and Tsuchishiza cried, "Great Anamesu, the men in black have deceived people so much that they have even occupied the territory of Akihabara. “
"Uh, what's going on, you can be more detailed." Maya sat back in her chair and looked down at the little dog below.
The little dog raised two fingers and gestured: "Amaterasu, in just half a month, the man in black has opened two more alien friends clubs, both in Akihabara, Tokyo's Akihabara, and Skye's Akihabara Pedestrian Street." ”
"What? The boiled egg is too much, he dares to insult my ACG Holy Land? I'm going to do justice to Neon and tear down that club. Maya was furious. Take a hundred plating on the latest chapter of "I want to be the overlord of Marvel Claw Book House" to read for free for the first time.