Chapter 119: A Bucket
However, this gift was about to be said to the sky by Zhou Shaoyu, but this attitude was too casual, and he kicked the bucket casually, which really greatly reduced the credibility of his words.
After hesitating a few times, Zhao Ji finally didn't choose to gamble, because even if he didn't gamble, he didn't lose, and he had a booklet to read, and a gift to take, if this thing loses the bet, he really meets something he likes, Zhao Ji is not the kind of guy who says no with a clear conscience, but it doesn't look good on his face if he loses.
Zhou Shaoyu secretly said that it was a pity, but it didn't matter, he still had a back move, in line with the principle of getting some good things if he could, how could he not get some benefits from Zhao Ji.
Immediately bent over, and as soon as the lid on the barrel opened, Zhao Ji was dumbfounded.
"This, this, this is what you said, the so-called gift that absolutely satisfies me!!" Zhao Ji is annoyed, this is not only a matter of not paying attention to it, but even a little insulting, right, this kind of rotten street thing, is also called the only one in the world who is qualified to accept it?
Unexpectedly, Zhou Shaoyu still looked confident and said: "Don't worry, I said that if Zhao Langjun is satisfied, I will satisfy Zhao Langjun, how about it, make a bet?" ”
This man! Zhao Ji was not angry, and immediately said: "Gamble, gamble, go back and dig out your family's funds, don't regret it." ”
There are countless emperors who are good at gambling in history, cockfights and crickets, there are everything, although Zhao Ji is not good at gambling in this area, but it is indeed a good gamble, but in comparison, Zhao Ji's gambling is relatively elegant.
Song Huizong Zhao Ji liked chess, and also used thin gold imperial book chess pieces, and even after being captured by the Jin people, he did not forget to bring his chess with him. There are many celebrities who are good at gambling, such as the famous Wang Anshi, who also wrote a poem called "Playing Chess with Xue Zhaoming and Betting on Plum Blossom Poems and Losing a Poem".
In short, Zhao Ji still has a lot of gambling, besides, the world is his, what else can't afford to lose? What's more, it is absolutely impossible to satisfy Zhao Ji with this gift at the moment, unless Zhou Shaoyu can still make an exaggerated trick and steal the day.
"Refreshing! If Zhao Langjun wins, all the treasures will be dedicated to Zhao Langjun, if Zhao Langjun loses, Zhao Langjun will deign to go to the next house, and paint the house and give it to him, how about it? Zhou Shaoyu slapped his palms and said immediately.
Zhou Shaoyu thought about it, he didn't have much time to stay in the Great Song Dynasty, and if he came back in the future, it would be a matter of fact, and he didn't know if there was a chance to live in Yi'an Xiaozhu, so it was not impossible to find a painter to leave a souvenir, but if Zhao Ji could go out in person, hey, let's leave saliva for a while.
Zhao Ji smiled angrily, and said angrily: "You are really bold, this is to treat me as a painter?" ”
Zhou Shaoyu laughed and said with a smile: "Anyway, I don't plan to be an official, there are so many sycophants, not worse than me, as long as you are willing, I dare to bow down, but come to think of it, Zhao Langjun is afraid that he is not so comfortable, even if he thinks about it, he can't be the master." ”
This can be regarded as talking about Zhao Ji's heart, the most unhappy thing is that although he is the son of heaven, he is not free, he can't do a lot of things he wants to do, and he is always said by those ministers when he has nothing to do.
As for worshipping, even if Zhao Ji has this idea, he doesn't dare, his identity, to worship with others, the consequences, not to mention the minister, even the literati who have not yet come out will jump out, tsk, the picture is too beautiful to think.
However, from another point of view, Zhao Ji really doesn't believe that Zhou Shaoyu really has the courage to worship him, if this matter spreads, he, the emperor, will naturally be unhappy, but the other protagonist can be relaxed?
Of course, Zhao Ji didn't plan to bow down, and he didn't have any friendship with Zhou Shaoyu, no, God knows what the hell this person has in mind, so let's talk about this bet first.
"Okay, so what, I'm going to see, how do you want me to be satisfied with a bucket of such a thing?" Zhao Ji nodded, and said with the same confidence.
"A gentleman's word!" Zhou Shaoyu stretched out his palm and said.
Zhao Ji is angry, this is a clear distrust of us? Angrily stretched out his hand and clapped his hands, and said, "Don't worry, you have no jokes." ”
Zhou Shaoyu rolled his eyes, but pull it down, you don't joke about it, and not all situations are applicable. If it weren't for the fear of being too excited, causing Zhao Ji to be too disgusted, Zhou Shaoyu would have wanted to make a note.
When the bet was reached, Zhou Shaoyu called him a happy one, coughed lightly, and said with a smile: "Master, go up." ”
Master Li suddenly wanted to be happy, but he definitely couldn't be happy now, because what he was going to say next was short, but it was very serious.
"Huh? Could it be that the master will not be able to do tricks? Zhao Ji was surprised when he saw that Zhou Shaoyu didn't make a move, but asked Master Li to come.
Since I saw Master Li, Zhao Ji has liked it, the reason why he hasn't started yet, the reason is simple, just kidding, who is he Zhao Ji, there is no shortage of women at all, and there is not just that bit of between men and women, okay, if you see anyone, isn't there no fun in the process at all? Zhao Ji is enjoying the process, and wants to impress Master Li with his literary talent.
I saw Master Li lift the barrel again to make it closer, but then he didn't follow the script given by Zhou Shaoyu, but directly bowed down, which made Zhou Shaoyu really unhappy.
Zhou Shaoyu did not give people the habit of kneeling, except for Zhao Ji, he had seen several emperors, the first Han Xian Emperor Liu Xie, although there was no rule of kneeling at every turn in the Han Dynasty, but formal occasions still wanted, at that time Zhou Shaoyu pretended to be on crutches but Liu Xie's anger was not light.
The second one is Tang Xuanzong Li Longji, this is not just a puppet like Liu Xie, but he has been fooled in the past.
As for the future, there are Li Yuan and Li Shimin's father and son, but these two have not yet ascended the throne, and they are not emperors. The next Zhao Ji, even if everyone knows that he is the emperor, but this is not that he himself calls himself Zhao Langjun, since he didn't show his face, he didn't have to kneel.
Zhou Shaoyu doesn't like to kneel, and naturally he doesn't like the people around him to kneel, after all, he has more or less his own people in Master Li, but he kneels all of them, and it is inappropriate to pull them up again, I wanted to turn a blind eye, but at a glance, I was happy, Master Li was really a ghost.
I saw that the aspect of her kneeling was not Zhao Ji, but the direction of the palace, after all, Zhao Ji had never regarded himself as the emperor, and no one could make a mistake in doing this, although it was the same meaning after all, but it was not a direct kneeling, which made Zhou Shaoyu feel a little more comfortable.
As everyone knows, Master Li is also specially like this, although the time and number of times to meet again are not much, and he can probably find out what kind of character her brother Zhou is, but if he is about to say it, it is too informal not to kneel, and after thinking about it carefully, he has the move of kneeling to the palace.
At this time, I only heard Master Li say crisply: "I wish the Emperor of the Great Song Dynasty a martial virtue, Ze is born by the common people, thousands of years, and dominates the country!" ”
As soon as these words came out, Zhao Ji, who was waiting to see the big change, suddenly changed his face, and he looked very weird for a while, and said in his heart, good guy, if you want to say that you are not satisfied, you can't do it!
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