0751:[The Red Lantern Hangs High]
Kobe Bryant never skimps on showing off his intimacy with Snoopy in public, and even has a bit of a show of affection.
In fact, the finals for two consecutive years are also full of emotion. Many people, including Vanessa, have self-doubts: If I don't have genitals and a daughter, will Kobe Bryant divorce himself and go to live with the Duke and fly together?
Of course, the answer is no.
Suspecting that Snoopy, a 'playboy' who has long dominated the Hollywood female star list, is GAY, is logically absurd.
However, this has given a lot of people a signal.
Will Snoopy head to Los Angeles after his rookie contract? There are countless female celebrities here who are constantly changing, and there are black mambas who are willing to celebrate the Chinese New Year for him, and the black mamba who has been living in Southern California and most of his business is in Silicon Valley in Northern California, there is no reason for him to stay in the central city. With his 'playboy aristocratic fan' image, he really doesn't fit well with Chicago: after all, in any crime game, Chicago is synonymous with violent neighborhoods.
A lot of these voices are in Los Angeles.
Frankly, Chicagoans are also under pressure. The more 'good wives and good mothers' the Black Mamba becomes, the more worried they are about the Duke Dog's journey to the west.
Now the Bulls are at the most critical juncture of 'dynasty revival', they are currently standing in the first place in the East, and four players have been selected for the All-Star Game, and they have a great chance of winning the championship after hitting the finals last season... As long as they can beat Miami and rush out of the East.
This year's All-Star Game lineup shows the current East-West pattern.
The Western All-Stars, including Yao Shu, who was unable to attend due to injury, came from a total of 10 teams. They are Paul of the Hornets, Kobe and Gasol of the Lakers, Durant and Westbrook of the Thunder, Carmelo Anthony of the Nuggets, Yao Shu of the Rockets, Ginobili and Duncan of the Spurs, Griffin of the Clippers, Love of the Timberwolves, Nowitzki of the Mavericks and Deron Williams of the Jazz.
Very well balanced.
However, the eastern army has a completely different scene, as if it is a monopoly posture of 'gate valves'.
Including Kevin Garnett, who was injured and unable to play, a total of thirteen players. The Chicago Bulls occupy four spots, the Miami Heat Big Three share three, and Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce and Ray Allen represent the Green Army with three. With the remaining three spots, Dwight Howard is unlikely to be absent as the league's No. 1 center, and Stoudemire will inevitably have a place in New York, the NBA's biggest market. In addition, Joe Johnson, who just took $120 million from the Hawks and led the team to the top half of the East for the third year in a row, must also be included.
As a result, the remaining nine teams in the East did not score.
This proves the situation in the east from the side: there is a serious disconnect between the top and bottom, and there are only a few that can fight.
If in the first two seasons, the East was able to break out of the dark horse miracle because of Snoopy's existence, then this year... Even if the playoffs are still more than two months away, in fact, the teams in the semifinals and finals are already clear at a glance.
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As Snoopy stepped into the Eastern Conference All-Star locker room, Stoudemire came up and gave him a high-five.
"Hey, Snoopy! You didn't take Rihanna on a date the night before yesterday, but instead ran to train with Kobe Bryant? Howard's exaggerated tone also came out of the side: "Oh my God." You actually chose Kobe Bryant between Kim Kardashian and Rihanna? Don't you know how many of them are women who hold their little brothers at night and haunt them? ”
Howard had an incomprehensible, incredulous expression.
"If it were me, I would !! it all"
Dwight stretched out his right paw and made a powerful fist pinch.
Snoopy shook his head with a wry smile.
At this time, Wade on the side had already begun to question Howard's sexual prowess with a smile. He didn't think Howard could satisfy those two very powerful women at the same time. "They're all real weapons, and I'm worried about the bullets in your arsenal."
Howard quickly turned around, and he began to boast about his feats nineteen times in one night, and his brilliant history of fighting to keep twenty-one women out of bed.
But... Almost no one believed his words.
Except for Snoopy, the Duke Dog really believed it at the time, and he even thought to himself: It turns out that I am not alone. There are men in this world who are just as majestic as I am.
However, when he casts Howard with a confidant's hard-to-find look, Dwight dodges.
The part about the history of the Monster Bed quickly jumped, and Tom Thibodeau walked into the locker room in high spirits, and he began to arrange tactics for these NBA superstars.
For him, who was an assistant coach in Boston two years ago, he never imagined that he would progress so quickly.
Although there are many people who say that Snoopy is the proper head coach of the Bulls, he no longer cares about these rumors. At least... He doesn't feel that his talent is limited, but instead he believes that Snoopy has perfected his tactics in many ways, especially on the offensive end, and he has made up for his last shortcomings.
So, when he finished laying out his tactics. He subconsciously handed the tactical board to the little duke: "Snoopy, take a look, is there anything else to add?" ”
His tone and movements were very natural.
This naturally surprised the other players, and although LeBron James has had this experience, no manager has ever had such respect for him...... This respect is purely out of business respect. It's not the kind of 'respect' that because you're a superstar, you're a fan darling, and you're David Stern's godson, you have to obey your blind commands.
While everyone was amazed.
Snoopy smiled and gave a thumbs up, his emotional intelligence was not low enough to take over the tactics board on such an occasion, he just emphasized: "You said it very comprehensively. However, I think since it's an All-Star Game, we should try to hit the inside, dunk more, and show more strength and beauty. Let the self-proclaimed techno-flow guys of the Western Forces see our impact! ”
As soon as he finished saying this, Carlos Boozer applauded vigorously: "Great!! Snoopy is a master tactician, the best all-star tactic I've ever seen!! ”
Forehead.......
Even Snoopy had a black line on his head when he said this.
The other players looked at him with a look of astonishment: Carlos Boozer is... What's wrong? Is the competition for the Bulls' No. 4 spot so fierce?
With a slightly awkward atmosphere, the team leader walked in in time and informed the team members to prepare to wait. The grand entrance ceremony is about to begin.
This year's admission will be a little different from the usual, which is shown from the time of the makeup photo: when the Eastern troops took a group photo this year, it was no longer LeBron James who held a flower ball alone to symbolize the C position. Snoopy also took a flower ball: a sight to see for the first time in All-Star history.
To be honest, James is a little skeptical about this. But... No way, more people at Staples Arena tonight came to watch the Duke Dog and Black Mamba fight. Although 23vs24 still has a large fan market, the... Who in the City of Angels can refuse Snoopy and Kobe Bryant's love and killing? To know... The red lantern at Kobe's house has long been hung high.
And, most importantly. This is the entertainment capital of the world, and Snoopy's status in the entertainment industry is the wind and rain, and there is no reason why the NBA should not push him to the C position. Coupled with the fact that he is the All-Star ticket king, in a sense, he is more qualified to take the ball alone than James.
In fact, Boozer has been muttering there for a long time: next season, LeBron will have to stand on Snoopy's left hand side.
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