"Uh, sorry boss, although I'm from Huaxia, but... I'm Cantonese! Melinda blushed and rubbed her hands together helplessly.

Well, her last sentence was in Cantonese.

"Let me do it, my Mandarin is pretty standard." Veteran Jarvis took the initiative to ask.

Then, in the alien weapon research and development room on the top floor of the Stark Building, one after another "I would like to surrender to the Mayan Queen!" ”

"Earthlings, they're good people!" Countless aliens sighed.

"Why are there so many fragments?"

Thanos, who was standing alone in the void, looked at his right hand blankly and muttered to himself, "Am I really strong enough to crush an artifact into atoms?" However, it was obviously very reluctant just now! ”

When he saw Ronan, who was becoming more and more imposing not far away, Thanos' purple face completely darkened.

At first, he did intend to exchange loot with Iago, but after seeing Ronan's performance, Thanos wanted to break his word and gain weight.

He wants to possess the Emerald Heart himself, and the Emerald Heart doesn't care about the improvement of killing efficiency, and Thanos doesn't care.

But with the Emerald Heart, he was able to do things he wanted to do but didn't dare to do, such as snatching the Infinity Stones.

For example, in front of the Asgardians, force the dwarves to make themselves the Infinity Gauntlet.

Now, he regretted it, not that he didn't surrender to someone's pomegranate skirt, and Thanos would not give in to anyone, not even the gods.

Thanos regrets that he shouldn't have crushed the Emerald Heart, even if it was thrown into a black hole, it was better than letting those bastards divide it up.

"Alas!"

Pinching to death a Ronan and countless people who were attracting the fragments of the Emerald Heart, Thanos sighed helplessly and disappeared into the void.

Leaving is just an illusion, lowering someone's vigilance in order to shoot a black gun while they are unprepared.

Well, someone is Hayes.

Thanos is not afraid of Iago, but his feet are on other people's legs, can't he run if he can't beat them?

Although Thanos is strong, he can't fly at sub-light speeds, and in fact, he can fly in space not by his abilities but by technological equipment.

The transaction failed, but he still wanted the Cosmic Rubik's Cube, so the purple sweet potato essence wanted to steal a wave of chickens.

No one knows Thanos' thoughts, and no one cares, everyone is busy shouting long live the Queen!

And just when Tony led Lu Dan and others to open a free Chinese training class, a sudden change occurred......

"Ula Ula!"

The air raid alarm at the headquarters of the men in black was sounded.

"Meteors, green meteors have descended on Earth! Oh my God, it's too fast for our defenses to stop! Lao Huo of the Control Center of the Fort of a Thousand Ships shouted.

While shouting, he issued a gathering order to the members of the Earth Avengers: Another alien has broken into the earth.

Then Tony and the others were also awakened.

"**, is it the Marauder team again?" Tony looked at the red warning signal on his wrist and said angrily, "Didn't they already save Yongdu?" Could it be that the earth is a soft persimmon, and it doesn't count if you kidnap a few of us earthlings, and you still want to make another profit? ”

Lu Dan frowned, turned off the teaching communicator, and said: "The marauders are lawless, and they are not even afraid of the three empires, alas, trouble Mother Fake, what is this?" ”

Before he finished speaking, he saw a green light penetrate the ceiling and fall above his head, well, it didn't fall, and then the green light slowly shrank back.

"No, it's not an invasion, this, it's a fragment of the Jade of Maya! It's, even if it's a few million light years away, they've been summoned to Earth?! Tony exclaimed.

To test his conjecture, he immediately shouted again: "I will surrender to the Mayan Queen!" ”

Sure enough, the retracted green light landed again, directly enveloping Tony, who was constantly shouting.

"**, developed!" The black face of the braised egg was full of ecstasy, and he shouted again and again: "Hurry, don't stop, keep shouting, the alarm is fake, no need to go to work." Fack, turn off the communicator and stop teaching aliens. ”

In the end, the boiled eggs were heartbroken, MMP, they knew that they could summon green light across the galaxy, why should they be good people?

In the universe, good people have a fart!

Tony began to be distracted again, shouting slogans while typing words on the screen: "Notify the United Nations immediately, no, no, that's too slow, let my father hack all the information equipment on Earth with the mastermind of the Citadel of a Thousand Ships." ”

"What do you mean?" The boiled egg looked dazed and puzzled.

"Let the earthlings shout together." Tony glared at him and wrote.

"This, more than a billion people in China, all of them speak Mandarin...... "Lu Dan hesitated after understanding.

"Fake, you guy." Tony was both angry and sad, stopped shouting Lingyan again, and said directly: "The remote-controlled spaceship you are piloting now was obtained from his alien girlfriend by Lao Zheng; The Celestial Empire has been guarding the earth from demons since thousands of years ago. ”

"Fury, and you men in black, I want to tell you: the United States must have the courage to take responsibility and have the consciousness of becoming the master of the earth, which is right.

But the earth is not equal to the rice country, the rice country can perish and decay, but the earth civilization cannot. If you have always thought that you are the black men of the United States, then there is really no need for this organization to exist. ”

"That's right, I'm a Russian, but I'm not here to help the United States become the overlord of the universe." Black Widow Natasha looked directly into the eyes of the boiled egg and agreed.

The braised egg's face was dark, and he glared at Tony and Natasha fiercely, and then stepped aside and quickly explained to Lao Huo.

Lao Huo also hesitated for a few seconds, but finally sighed and began to contact the high-level leaders of various countries.

A minute later, a cry of shame rang out from across the planet.

And in less than 10 seconds, the alien spy discovered the anomaly of the earth, especially after seeing the scattered green light spots spilling into the earth, the alien guy didn't understand it at the time, but after the report was sent to his superiors......

The whole universe is boiling, and the earth devils are so sassy?

MMP, I thought they were honest and simple, but sure enough, there are no good aliens!

Then, two minutes later, half of the universe began to sound slogans that embarrassed the elder.

Hayes held the captain's seat, tried to suppress the urge to scold his mother, craned his neck to look at the picture on the light screen, and asked, "Oliver, how many pieces have you collected?" Why are there so many fragments? ”

Oliver didn't reply to him, well, he was busy shouting slogans.

However, like Tony, he still typed with both hands and sent a message to his partner: "I can't pronounce it accurately, so I collected three fragments, alas, it is worthy of an artifact, one fragment is the size of a watermelon seed, and the three together are still the size of a watermelon seed, but the color is deepened."

I don't know the total number, but I want to say, it's really good stuff, my strength has increased by 3 times.

One double, it's too exaggerated, hey, don't say it, don't you want the heart of jade? Hurry up and shout! ”

"I am a god!"

Hayes slapped the handrail angrily and shouted, "Is my dignity and arrogance not as good as Thanos's little deflated three?" ”

Oliver was speechless, and wrote in a half-loud voice: "Maya Hansen has become your slave, what do you care about?" It's a big deal to turn around and beat her up. ”

Makes sense!

Hayes stood up and walked over to Maya, who was lying on the ground, and "bang" and kicked her ass.

In an instant, I was in a good mood. Fupin Chinese