In my previous life, I thought that it was just a specialty of the earth, but now I know that I was wrong, this meow is everywhere!

Looking at the figure of the long-haired man and his strong face, it is not difficult to imagine that this thing is absolutely attacking, maybe it is still the kind of seven Jiro in one night.

However, the falling flowers are intentional, the flowing water is ruthless, and my sexual orientation is completely normal.

"Saorui," I said, with a friendly smile on my face, raised my hand, shook it twice, and said, "I don't like to engage in Ji." ”

"the base?"

The long-haired man was confused by my words, and with a puzzled expression, he said, "What is that?" ”

"It refers to the act of two men falling in love with each other," I said helplessly, "But what I like is a woman, not a man." ”

"That's a pity," the long-haired man said with a look of pity: "It's rare to see a handsome guy like you, you're sure you don't do it." That's what. Engage in base? ”

As he spoke, he blew his right palm with his left fist and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, this is a novel statement, I've heard it for the first time, and in general, I'm more used to calling this kind of behavior 'same-sex love'." ”

"Well, whether it's a foundation or same-sex love, none of this has anything to do with me" I shrugged my shoulders and said, "My sexual orientation is normal, so, Saorui, may Jesus bless you with the old man to find the true love of your dreams as soon as possible." ”

"Jesus?"

The long-haired man followed me closely and asked, "Who is that?" ”

"It's someone who has the same fetishes as you."

"Oh? Then you have time to get to know it" The speed of the long-haired man gradually increased with my pace: "By the way, friend, I haven't asked yet, what's your name?" ”

"My name is An Xiaoyi," I replied truthfully, and then said expressionlessly: "Also, we are not friends. ”

"Don't be so ruthless, young man, it's always good to have one more friend" The long-haired man walked a few steps quickly, stretched out his right hand, and said, "My name is Godot." ”

"Hello Godot," I stopped, stretched out my right hand and shook him in a friendly way: "Godot, goodbye." ”

"Hey, young man, slower pace, smaller steps, too big to rip eggs!" Godot's gruff voice came from behind me, and I could hear a black line.

After walking together for about half an hour, Godot still followed me unrelentingly.

My endurance reached its limit.

"I said dude, what do you want to do with me for so long?" I said helplessly.

"Actually... That's the thing" Godot's face showed embarrassment, and he said a little embarrassed: "I... Amnesia. ”

"Amnesia?"

I stopped in surprise, looked at his expression, didn't look contrived, and puzzled: "Please, you're not kidding, how can you remember your name when you have amnesia?" ”

Godot shook his hair and said seriously: "I am also very inexplicable, I remember my name and occupation very clearly, but I can't remember my previous events." ”

"When did you lose your memory?"

Godot struggled to recall, and finally deflated: "I can't remember, I just remember that when I woke up, I wandered in a very strange space for more than ten days, where there were no monsters, only a boss guarding the door." ”

How does it feel similar to my situation?

"How did you get out?"

Godot clenched his fists and raised his arms, made a powerful movement, and said, "Of course, it is to defeat the boss guarding the door and get out of the portal." ”

Dizziness, not only similar, and my situation turned out to be the same.

"And what are you going to do?"

Godot pondered for a moment and said, "I don't know, but you're the first person I saw after I came out, so I'd better follow you." ”

"Don't" I hurriedly refused: "It's useless for you to follow me, first of all, I don't do it, and secondly, I'm not a doctor, so I can't cure your disease." ”

"I don't need a doctor," Godot said coldly, "since I woke up, I feel that my whole person has changed and become cute." ”

Burst!

A mouthful of old blood spurted out more than three feet away.

"It's okay if you don't do the ki" Godot made another toned pose and said, "I'll just do the ji." ”

Burst!

I vomited three liters of blood.

Looking at him extremely speechlessly, my face was extremely ugly, but I was powerless to vent.

To be honest, I really want to hack him to death with a beautiful set of twin swords, but I don't know how to slash him, and I'm not used to killing casually.

Especially a big man like him without the slightest malice.

Eventually, I had to accept this fact, and before I left, I asked, "Hey, Godot, why do you keep a straight face?" ”

When Godot heard this, he was embarrassed, hesitated, and finally smiled at me.

I finally understood why he kept a straight face - that smile was so terrifying!

I can't describe in words the horrific sight I saw.

If Godot had been asked to smile when the Greek king had fought against Troy, the city of Troy would have been destroyed.

I retched on the rock wall for a long time, and finally regained my strength, waved my hand at the apologetic Godot, and said weakly: "I don't blame you, it's my fault, I shouldn't have not believed you." ”

"Let's go" I shook my head and walked forward weakly, but a brilliant thought came to my mind: let this guy smile at it when I encounter a difficult monster in the future.

Imagining the monster's frightened and frightened eyes, I couldn't help but let out a sinister sneer.

Finally, I came to the end of the tenth floor, and in front of it was the boss room.

I glanced at Godot, who was right behind me, and burrowed into the portal.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw several people gathered together to discuss something, it was an adventurer.

The surrounding walls are intact, and apparently, they did not open the real room of the boss.

It's not polite to be in a boss room at the same time in a dungeon with a strange adventurer, but not if it's a previous encounter.

Just as I was about to re-exit the portal while they weren't noticing me, Godot got in and said in a rough voice, "Why are you going back?" Hey, there's someone. ”

This sound directly attracted the attention of several people, they raised their heads one after another, their eyes were like electricity, shooting towards us, and even two of the girls in magician robes invariably raised their arm-length staffs, the head of the staff was facing us, although they did not release magic, but this posture was also very terrifying.

"I'm sorry guys, we didn't mean to break into here," I smiled as good-natured as I could, holding my hands up to signal that we were harmless.

As soon as he turned his head, he saw that Godot still looked cold, and hurriedly stepped on him hard and gave him a look.

Godot understood, and his hands slowly raised.

I turned around with satisfaction, and while rubbing towards the door of the portal, I smiled and said, "That, don't be impulsive, everyone, impulsiveness is the devil. ”

A familiar voice came from among the people.

"An Xiaoyi!"