Chapter 1032 [Don't vomit or be unhappy, completely abandon it]
Guo Xu often discussed the script with Jane Goodman and Mark Miller on the Internet, and they met inspiration together in the last episode.
The plot needs to be overhauled.,The original stupid plot setting was completely rejected.,If you don't change it, it's full of slots.,There's no salvation at all.γ
Not long after the opening of the original "Golden Circle", the agents of Kingsman, who claimed to be the strongest secret service organization, were knocked out by the neurotic villain Bobby with a few missiles. The computer doesn't seem to have a firewall, and someone used a robotic arm to get it remotely, and it is estimated that the Kung Fu Panda will burn incense and they will have to destroy the database.
Britain in this movie doesn't even have radar and basic air defense facilities, but in the Gulf War in the early 90s, the "Patriots" were able to intercept the "Scuds", and there were a lot of black technologies in the movie, all of which were used in the fashion circle?
Eggsie's partner, Roxie, the heroine of the previous episode, received the bento very simply. She definitely won't be resurrected like Harry, because after receiving a missile from the villa, the ground collapsed into it, making her resurrected with Gal Gadot's BGM.
The Kingsman Tailor Shop, the soul of the film, also disappeared in the explosion, and the only survivors were Merlin, Eggsie, and Harry.
There are also constant slots in the back, Tatum hurriedly exits, and Eggsy and the princess are not funny to reduce their intelligence and "steal" dialogue.
The ultra-cutting-edge GPS locator is actually a fingertip condom that only works if you put it in the enemy's intimate garden. Luckily, the enemy is a beautiful woman, what if it's Billy Harrington? In today's society, there is a device called "mobile phone", and the screenwriter forgets.
After Aigersi escaped death on the cable car and got the antidote, as if he was worried that the villain would not be able to break the antidote, he hurriedly opened the protective cover, and the antidote fell to the ground and shattered.
In the final battle, as soon as the trio with the mine detector appeared, Eggsy stepped on the mine, what about the IQ?
In order to save Eggsie, Merlin stepped on a landmine and was blown to pieces. Not to mention the ace agents, if Jet Li and Gu Zidi are here, they don't need to die.
The villain of the first part is not only insidious and cunning, but also the female warrior of the blade is super powerful. The sequel's villain, Bobby, is a scumbag who is only good at making hamburgers.
And Bobby's brain circuit is not normal, because she is dissatisfied that people who sell tobacco and alcohol can be on the top 500 in the world, so she uses the spread of drugs to infect millions of people with the virus, so as to blackmail the President of the United States to legalize the drug trade, and she even took the initiative to demand a tax on drugs, if the president does not agree, he will kill all his customers.
Exsuse meοΌ Can you imagine that the teenagers who are addicted to the Internet will one day discover that their enemies are not Yang Yongxin and the magnetic explosion infantry, but the merchants who sell them computers? In order to monopolize the computer market, the merchants decided to exterminate all those who used computers.
According to the urine nature of the US president, he should tilt his head and pout like Zhou Libo, and immediately discuss a 25% increase in tariffs. However, the president with the wrong hairstyle actually refused, and wanted the invisible tax payer punk addicts to die en masse.
And the female villain, who is so ruthless and can launch tactical missiles at will in the UK, has built her lair in a deep mountain and old forest in Cambodia, and her reliable bodyguards only have two mechanical dogs except for a beggar version of the Winter Soldier.
The two of them wiped out the villains with a suitcase and an umbrella, how did Bobby's LOW missile hit the UK from Cambodia?
In short, the villains are very useless, and the role is to make the two protagonists play handsome, which is not as useful as the immovable landmine.
The audience will definitely find it unpleasant for the protagonist to win so easily, so at the end of the movie, cowboy agent "Whiskey" is psychotic, he just woke up from a shot in the head, he doesn't need time to recover, and flies a fighter jet to Cambodia to fight against the two protagonists.
In addition to trying to get rid of punk addicts, his purpose was to make money, saying that he wanted the stock price of the sake brewing company to rise. Are you kidding?
You guys even know how to make money? As long as the black technology of alpha gel and nanobots is registered as a patent and developed into the medical field, you will already be rich. Nanotechnology is so strong that even headshots can be saved, and cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases are not a piece of cake? If nothing else, the Nobel Prizes are in hand!
The super agent didn't fly a plane to bomb an enemy base, nor did he sneak up on the protagonist with a machine gun. How did he manage to sneak attack from behind? The answer was that he wrapped a noose around Harry's neck and babbled on nonsense.
Whiskey: "You think I've come all the way here...... Is it for this woman? β
Whiskey: "It was the drug dealers, it was they who ruined my chance to be a good person, and since then, I haven't been loved." I've waited so many years for today. β
Harry, who was wrapped around his neck, cried on the spot.
Whiskey: "What are you crying about?" β
Harry: "I'm touched by you. β
Whiskey: "Why?" β
Harry: "Because you never give up. β
The original English lines are broad...... In short, this is what it means when translated into Chinese.
This role is played by Pedro Pascal, the "Red Viper" in "A Song of Ice and Fire". Last time, he also died in a duel, and he was even more verbose than in the Golden Circle. He played with a spear, did a backflip, his waist followed, and his horse walked steadily. Playing flowers, more beautiful than anyone else, and then singing a piece of Yu Ji and Overlord......
He doesn't have a long memory of this man. The ending of Ice and Fire was that he was killed by the Magic Mountain and shot his head when he was in control. This time he fell ill again, and was wheeled into the meat grinder with the odds of victory.
I'm rubbing, it's so miserable, this guy is also a good person who loves his wife and children, he has reason to hate addicts and wants to avenge his wife and children. His approach is indeed a bit extreme, but he is not the mastermind behind the scenes, the mastermind of the incident, he won't die so miserably, right?
After discussing it for a while, they decided to abandon the original version completely, the setting of saving addicts is very strange, and Guo Xu can't play this thing for his own image.
There will still be enemies in the opening scene, and a wonderful fight scene will be used to attract the audience. But the villain won't use Charlie from the previous episode, the temperament of that product looks like a little gangster, and then let him come out disgusting, as if there is no capable person in this world.
The plot is going to set up a villain organization in the United States, similar to Hydra, with the aim of subverting the world. The main theme of Hollywood blockbusters is that they are all their own people who do things, and after solving the crisis, the connotation is introduced, and the fundamental reason is that ZF is stupid.
In the previous episode, some members of the group also participated in Dr. Valentine's plan and were shot in the head, and in the sequel, they have every reason to take revenge on this group of gentleman agents.
The sequel will also add drama to Elizabeth Olsen and make a secret agent version of "Meet My Father-in-law". The last time she acted, Guo Xu promised to make her the heroine in the future, and her short performance in the last episode also accumulated more popularity than Kan Mei, and there was no white dew for a while.
Elizabeth also passed Marvel's audition to play Scarlet Witch in Avengers 2. "Ace Agent 2" can be released later than Marvel, and fans will definitely want to see Elizabeth play more roles.
The plot can be adjusted according to the actor's coffee position, which is the routine of creating scripts for Hollywood series. The role of the Witch in X-Men was reduced, because Jennifer Lawrence was not as famous as she used to be, and she did not get the actress.
As for the core of the film, it will not change, they will stick to the idea of counterculture and the attitude of punk......