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Because now his live broadcast room is full of female fans of the Dark Demon God, these female fans are simply crazy, and they all make Su Yu's whole family explode.

Although Su Yu didn't care, he also felt that he had to avoid the limelight, so he turned off the live broadcast and prepared to go downstairs and go for a walk.

At this moment, the mobile phone suddenly rang, and when I picked up the phone, I saw that it was Liu Feifei's phone.

Su Yu picked up the phone, and Liu Feifei didn't say anything specific, just said that she wanted to invite herself to dinner.

I hadn't eaten a decent meal all day, so Su Yu naturally agreed very happily, but this time it was not a Sichuan-style hot pot restaurant downstairs, but a Chinese and Western restaurant with a booming business.

This restaurant is not far, it is only two streets away from the Red Fruit Tree Apartment, and Su Yu walked to the restaurant in less than five minutes.

At this time, Liu Feifei was sitting by the window, a little stunned.

Su Yu came to the seat and showed a smile that he thought was charming: "I thought I was going to fight again, but I didn't expect that this time it was really a meal." ”

Hearing Su Yu's words, Liu Feifei's face turned red: "How can there be so many bad people, I really want to invite you to dinner this time." ”

"Ouch, yes, it's not low-grade here, I haven't been here a few times." Su Yu teased, and at the same time pulled out the seat and sat down.

After ordering the food and eating and drinking, Liu Feifei suddenly said to Su Yu: "That...... Would you like some red wine? ”

"Huh?" Su Yu couldn't react a little, this chick actually wanted to drink with herself, did she want to get drunk with herself, and hehehe. In fact, you don't have to drink, you can hehehehe.

"Actually...... Let's have a drink. ”

Thinking that drinking alcohol can reduce women's resistance, Su Yu of course immediately agreed.

Two glasses of red wine were served, but Liu Feifei drank half of them in one go, and her fair little face immediately turned crimson.

"Su Yu, in fact, I came to you this time, and I really have something to trouble you." Suddenly, Liu Feifei looked at Su Yu directly.

"Could it be that I am a hero to save the beauty, and she feels that she has nothing to repay, so she has to make a promise? This should be a prelude to a date, right? Su Yu thought secretly, feeling a little excited.

Of course, on the surface, Su Yu still looked like a decent man and a gentleman and said: "Don't bother, everyone is a neighbor, if you have any difficulties, just say it, I will definitely help." ”

"Actually, my parents are coming to Zhonghai City tomorrow, and if they knew that I was living here alone, they would definitely take me back. So I want you to pretend to be my boyfriend so that I can stay in Zhonghai City and continue to work here. After speaking, Liu Feifei looked at Su Yu expectantly.

"Ah, it wasn't about ...... Isn't it just to be a boyfriend, of course it's no problem! Su Yuzheng felt a little disappointed, and suddenly thought about it, TV series all started with fake boyfriends, and then they did fake dramas, went to bed to do errands, and became real boyfriends. This rhythm is much faster than falling in love, it turns out that this chick likes this tune.

Thinking of this, Su Yu couldn't help but nod his head again and again, and his eyes narrowed into a slit.

"What are you laughing at?" Seeing Su Yu smiling very strangely, Liu Feifei couldn't help but ask.

"No, nothing, just a joke popped into place." Su Yu smiled, smiling a little weakly.

"Huh? What a joke, tell me about it. Liu Feifei was very curious, like a curious baby.

Su Yu waved his hand, he didn't know any small and fresh jokes, and immediately said: "This joke is a bit meaty, I advise you not to listen to it." ”

"Meat jokes? It doesn't matter, I'm not a three-year-old. Liu Feifei is serious.

"Okay, that's what you said, you swallow the contents of your mouth first, I'm afraid you'll squirt." Su Yu pointed at Liu Feifei's mouth. For telling jokes, Su Yu is very confident.

When Liu Feifei heard this, she smiled slightly and quickly swallowed the food in her mouth.

Su Yu smiled and said, "Okay, since you want to listen, then I'll talk about it." In a remote mountainous area, a woman was born with a watery poplar. After getting married, the man went out to do business, and the woman cheated with her lover in the house. In the middle of the incident, she suddenly heard footsteps outside the house, and the woman hurriedly asked her lover to put on a sheepskin coat and hide in the sheepfold in the backyard. The man came back and pulled the woman to have sex, the woman refused, the man was hungry and thirsty and went to the backyard to catch a sheep, it happened that the sheep was pretended by the woman's lover, after a lot of clouds and rain, the man was satisfied to go back to the room, and got up in the middle of the night to catch the sheep and vent. In the morning, the man got up, thought back to last night, and felt that the sheep had a different taste, so he went to the backyard again, grabbed the sheep and was about to act, when the sheep suddenly stood up and spoke: Are you crazy, am I the only sheep in the sheepfold? ”

"Poof!"

"Hahahahaha......"

Liu Feifei just drank the water, squirted out in one gulp, hugged her stomach, and almost went crazy.

The guests at the next table also all laughed, this meat joke was too funny, especially Su Yu's eloquence and laughter.

Seeing Liu Feifei, who was already laughing like crazy, Su Yu had a black line, but she didn't expect this chick's laughter to be so low.

And it turns out that Liu Feifei's laughter is indeed very low, just this one joke, she laughed for ten minutes, and she didn't stop until Su Yu finished eating.

At this time, Su Yu and Liu Feifei didn't know that a group of fierce and vicious social brothers were walking towards the restaurant upstairs.

This group of social brothers is none other than the tiger head brother who was kicked by Su Yu that day. Brother Tiger Head is very depressed now, with bandages on his bald head, bandages on his body, and bandages on his feet, and he almost didn't become a bandage man.

Originally, Brother Tiger had been arrested by the police, but when he was being treated in the hospital, he secretly escaped.

In addition to the seven or eight younger brothers behind Brother Hutou, there is also a young man who is dressed more casually. This young man has a fierce face, very thin eyebrows, a single eyelid with dead fish eyes, a pale face, and a mouth that is arrogant, and at first glance he knows that he is an unruly character.

"Liu Xing, you also know about the beating I made, and I almost went to prison. I asked you to come this time just to ask you to help me get rid of that thorn, otherwise I won't be able to get along in this area. Brother Tiger Head looked hateful and said to the single-eyelid man beside him.

The single-eyelid man snorted coldly, and said with a little disdain: "Tiger head, don't worry, the leader sent me this time to solve the trouble for you." ”

"Great, thank you for me, Chief." Brother Hutou is simply grateful, with Liu Xing standing up for him, there is absolutely no problem in leveling that kid.

The tiger leader led his brother into the restaurant, just when he heard a burst of laughter in front of him, he looked at it and suddenly found that Su Yu was sitting there, next to the little lady with a big hammer.

"MD, this time it's really a narrow road, and I actually ran into that kid." The tiger head stretched out his hand and pointed at Su Yu, almost staring out his eyes.